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Pietro Maximoff (Parody)

@fasterthantheflash.bsky.social
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“I’m your… I’m here for my family too.” Run by: @themysticalemm.bsky.social Roleplay Account‼️

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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
How many snack breaks do you think it would take for me to run around the world?
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Night? Dude I got so much energy right now. *Pietro may or may not have chugged a few Monsters.*
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I’m alive!!!
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
“How to get the Professor to blush in one easy step.” *Shoves Erik in front of Charles.* “And done.”
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Yeah so I stole some liquor for New Year’s anyone want to drink with me?
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
It’s Christmas and this year I think I’ll spend it on Genosha…
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Let’s bug Logan!!
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
No….
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
You don’t trust me with the stove?
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Oh hell yeah!!
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Already got the tree set up dude!! *Pietro loves Christmas.*
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
*Speeds in.* Yeah?
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
*Appears.*
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Think Charles would let me stay there? *Pietro blinks a few times when Erik tells him he did a good job.* Thanks.
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
You have an island? That’s cool. *He genuinely sounds excited.* Oh it was no problem really I just kinda over heard they needed someone fast and volunteered.
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Oh what did you do? *He asks as he speeds them out.*
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
*Cue the speedster running.*
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Fair.
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𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝑿𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒆𝒓 『𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒅𝒚』 @thcprofessorx.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
I am simply saving people…
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Wait you were thinking about killing me???
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Says the guy who was about to get caught. *Puts him down.*
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
*Pietro saves the reader.*
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Chuckles and lifts up a bag from a burger joint.* I didn’t forget about you. *Tosses Victor the bag.*
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Yeah I did steal some. *Holds up a box of donuts.* I’ll rob another bank after.
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Hey I got to eat to refuel my mutation majes me very hungry. If you want me to rob several banks at once at least feed a guy first.
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
*robs the nearest bank.*
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Uh yeah. That’s easy.
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I’m here to bust you out now you coming or not?
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Emm I really got to figure out how to make this account less boring looking.
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Yeah!!
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I mean stole all those snacks so yeah. Why need me to steal something for ya big guy?
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
:3 Did you at least like the stickers? I thought they were pretty cool.
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
*He has put custom x-men stickers all over Magneto’s helmet. Specifically the ones of Charles.* Have fun peeling them off old man!!
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
I might have started it yes. *He admits.*
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Awww no fair it’s was fun. *He’ll just switch to stickers then.*
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
I’m not a hero. I mean I am but I’m not you see a hero is always on time. I’m always a few seconds too late.
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Hell yeah race you!! *He runs to Victor’s ride with a smirk.*
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I’m your… I’m your… Fuck why is this hard to say?
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Do not ask about my hair…
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Erik Lehnsherr @magneticsorrow.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Erik Lehnsherr 52 y/o Has lost nina but hasn't done anything after that, canon divergence Displaced in Time (blame Wade) In love with multiple Charles Has many kids, can't count.
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Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
♠️: I wanna add something for the banner of this account but like what to do?
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