Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 05/02/2025How many snack breaks do you think it would take for me to run around the world? 010 1
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Night? Dude I got so much energy right now. *Pietro may or may not have chugged a few Monsters.* 010 1
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 06/01/2025“How to get the Professor to blush in one easy step.” *Shoves Erik in front of Charles.* “And done.” 021 2
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 01/01/2025Yeah so I stole some liquor for New Year’s anyone want to drink with me? 000 0
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 24/12/2024It’s Christmas and this year I think I’ll spend it on Genosha… 020 2
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 17/12/2024You don’t trust me with the stove? 010 1
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Already got the tree set up dude!! *Pietro loves Christmas.* 010 1
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Think Charles would let me stay there? *Pietro blinks a few times when Erik tells him he did a good job.* Thanks. 000 0
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 15/12/2024You have an island? That’s cool. *He genuinely sounds excited.* Oh it was no problem really I just kinda over heard they needed someone fast and volunteered. 000 0
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Oh what did you do? *He asks as he speeds them out.* 000 0
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 15/12/2024*Cue the speedster running.* 010 1
Reposted by Pietro Maximoff (Parody)𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒆𝒔 𝑿𝒂𝒗𝒊𝒆𝒓 『𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒐𝒅𝒚』 @thcprofessorx.bsky.social · 15/12/2024 043 4
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 15/12/2024I am simply saving people… 100 1
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Wait you were thinking about killing me??? 010 1
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Says the guy who was about to get caught. *Puts him down.* 010 1
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 15/12/2024*Pietro saves the reader.*media.tenor.coma woman in a blue dress and red jacket is standing in front of a trash can .ALT: a woman in a blue dress and red jacket is standing in front of a trash can . 010 1
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Chuckles and lifts up a bag from a burger joint.* I didn’t forget about you. *Tosses Victor the bag.* 010 1
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Yeah I did steal some. *Holds up a box of donuts.* I’ll rob another bank after. 010 1
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Hey I got to eat to refuel my mutation majes me very hungry. If you want me to rob several banks at once at least feed a guy first. 010 1
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I’m here to bust you out now you coming or not? 010 1
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Emm I really got to figure out how to make this account less boring looking. 000 0
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I mean stole all those snacks so yeah. Why need me to steal something for ya big guy? 010 1
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 09/12/2024:3 Did you at least like the stickers? I thought they were pretty cool. 010 1
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 07/12/2024*He has put custom x-men stickers all over Magneto’s helmet. Specifically the ones of Charles.* Have fun peeling them off old man!! 000 0
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I might have started it yes. *He admits.* 000 0
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Awww no fair it’s was fun. *He’ll just switch to stickers then.* 000 0
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I’m not a hero. I mean I am but I’m not you see a hero is always on time. I’m always a few seconds too late. 000 0
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Hell yeah race you!! *He runs to Victor’s ride with a smirk.* 010 1
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I’m your… I’m your… Fuck why is this hard to say? 010 1
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Do not ask about my hair…media.tenor.coma man in a quicksilver costume is standing in front of a house with his hands up .ALT: a man in a quicksilver costume is standing in front of a house with his hands up . 000 0
Reposted by Pietro Maximoff (Parody)Erik Lehnsherr @magneticsorrow.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Erik Lehnsherr 52 y/o Has lost nina but hasn't done anything after that, canon divergence Displaced in Time (blame Wade) In love with multiple Charles Has many kids, can't count.media.tenor.coma man in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a wall with a explosion in the background .ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a wall with a explosion in the background . 02116 21
Pietro Maximoff (Parody) @fasterthantheflash.bsky.social · 04/12/2024♠️: I wanna add something for the banner of this account but like what to do? 000 0