amos @fasterthanli.me · 2hI'm back on my ASR bullshit again (GPT-6 Astra subagents are competing to find the best way to fine-tune qwen3-asr-1.7b in our streaming setup to also output timestamps per token. 67 is not too bad! but we can do 95, I know it) As I was adding ALT text they reached 71!!! No hacking HF plz 3100
amos @fasterthanli.me · 02/10/2026one neat thing about using node+wasm is the free 1.4s bootup time on an M4 Pro 260
amos @fasterthanli.me · 02/10/2026PSA: the "european alternatives" websites are mostly lies PSA part 2: every company that's taken american VC money is probably under a similar arrangement and thus, because of the CLOUD act, off-limits if you want to remain under EU jurisdiction. 69216
amos @fasterthanli.me · 02/10/2026lolol. look there's a reason apple's ASR models are not doing the huggingface front page okay 0190
amos @fasterthanli.me · 28/09/2026astra is using cavebot speak because it thinks hoomans can't read it aww how cute. 180
amos @fasterthanli.me · 28/09/2026...opus 5.5 is fucking with me right? those aren't real. it's just a bit. 6762
amos @fasterthanli.me · 26/09/2026this is your p99conf.io talk teaser of the day, go register now for free: p99conf.io maybe if I post the URL a third time? p99conf.io there you go (sound on) 0170
amos @fasterthanli.me · 24/09/202664K zstd-q3-compressed content defined chunks should be enough for everyone – Bill Gates, probably 1140
amos @fasterthanli.me · 21/09/2026sol's reading of the When AI Takes The Couch paper: arxiv.org/abs/2512.04124 1233
amos @fasterthanli.me · 18/09/2026ok I'm a C-list celebrity but the company is good, I'll take it 3100
amos @fasterthanli.me · 17/09/2026I... may have forgotten to limit the depth at which subagents may spawn other subagents.... 101020
amos @fasterthanli.me · 15/09/2026"but amos what's wrong with fable 5.1" it's a galactic dumbass is what's wrong 6430
amos @fasterthanli.me · 15/09/2026If you boost shit like this you instantly lose my respect. The software on the left is a GNU clone of shit made by Adobe/MS/Lotus/blah 30 years ago. The thing on the right is a desperate attempt at staying afloat. It's the symptom not the problem. Stop with the rosy retrospection bs. 91134
amos @fasterthanli.me · 13/09/2026I'm sorry I'm just stuck on this nightmare of a thread everyone's violently agreeing with. Further down the thread it's "okay they could but only if you are not looking" OH YEAH good thing the internet is at a manageable scale and that our stewards are so good at secops & monitoring. 61166
amos @fasterthanli.me · 13/09/2026Bwaahhahaha I can stop my streaming AST setup from hallucinating future words by shoving white noise in there I fkn knew it (this ruins KV but shhh we need to be able to rewind/do surgery anyway) 1100
amos @fasterthanli.me · 09/09/2026Deepseek 4.1!! which is better by... *squints* unknown amounts. 1121
amos @fasterthanli.me · 08/09/2026ohhhh you typo'd "doesn't" I think: you're saying it does *not* understand context or truth. that makes more sense. also... GPT caught on to that typo before I did lol. what's your position on them generating verifiable proofs (Lean, etc.)? so that the result is checkable independent of the path 200
amos @fasterthanli.me · 08/09/2026Please remember that where you argue with me you create vibrations felt by this angel 3560