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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Me when the problem is in and of itself

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I nicknamed my dick "the sunk cost fallacy"

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Evil Hayley Williams be like: isn't it boring dying in the fake univers?

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bonnibel🔆 @bonnibloop.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

bro genuinely farting

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

Nurses be like: damn, my life is just like the HBO hit television series The Pitt starring Noah Wyle

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

I will not eat a single morsel of food until Dick Cheney is dead and buried.

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

They say you are what you eat, guess that makes me pussy from the back

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Scrolling through Indeed and fantasizing while pooping at work

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

But I have so much lipstick and it's such a cute pig...

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

Does anyone on here like thick, juicy cock?

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SPROG🏳️‍⚧️ @agitpop.bsky.social · 12/03/2024

That was a fucking lie

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 29/12/2023

“hegemonic” more like “wedgie demonic”

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 17/12/2023

The moonlight hits his side of the bed to remind me no one is there. I am swallowed whole by the emptiness of the night.

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

*with a loaded gun in my mouth* footjob at footlocker job

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

locker job get call at footjob footlocker

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

get a job at footlocker call that a job at footlocker

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

get a jobfoot at lockerfoot call that a job

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

get a footjob at job call that a footlocker

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 18/11/2023

get a footjob at footlocker call that a job

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 18/10/2023

Bisexuals are good at two things: dressing like shit and pretending to be discriminated against

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 18/10/2023

Bluesky users, welcome… to the FARTCHEETO EXPERIENCE

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 06/10/2023

If juniper has a million fans, then I am one of them. If juniper has ten fans, then I am one of them. If juniper has only one fan then that is me. If juniper has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against juniper, then I am against the world.

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 29/09/2023

u just know my horny ass loooooooves being held 😭😭😭

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 20/09/2023

Masculinity is DYING. Not bc of trans people or society or whatever, but bc of me. I got that mf in a chokehold rn.

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Wooooaaaaah, Elon, bro u gotta check out this shotgun. Look what’s inside the barrel, this is crazy! Come closer. Get real close, ur not gonna believe what’s in there…

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fartcheeto @fartcheeto.bsky.social · 19/09/2023

Folks, the long awaited fartcheeto face reveal:

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