farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 7hno I meant in the way where it sits on your balls like horizontally like no hang whatsoever type shit 130
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comThe Rock's Serene MomentAlt: The Rock taking it all in. sniffing the air and being the most electrifying athlete in sports entertainment 020
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026you better be. cause I’m gonna lay the SMACK DOWN on your CANDY ASS 110
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026job interviewer - “it says here you have a felony on your record. can you tell me what that was about?” me, having a flashback to drunk driving a forklift and crashing it into a traffic light at a busy intersection: “I’m not at liberty to say” 3454
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026it’s football season. you should be blind side tackling your opps and then doing a little dance afterwards 0160
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I don’t know what the fuck “mea culpa” means but if you say that shit to me imma nod my head like ”yuuuuuup” 1230
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026god doesn’t care about your heart or your good deeds he cares about the amount of push ups you can do and he ain’t with that weak shit he wants real, nose touching the floor reps 1535
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026like nah you got us. you went beast mode. you’re free to go 2580
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026if the state tries to execute you and you thug it out you should be completely exonerated 41778
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026[hillary clinton voice] i milly rock in the ballot box! 0342
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have to work on election day so I’m gonna vote and hope I get arrested for it 2180
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026imagine farting and liberty bibberty falls out yo jeans 190
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026does god stay in heaven because he too fears what he has created? 160
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026he makes professional football players look like they’re not even moving what in the god damn FUCK 1170
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither 221730377
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026can you ever just tell us about your day? a nice walk you took? a great book you’ve been reading? 3290
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026every email I get from dominos is like ”guess what little piggy. you can get 1 large 1 topping for 8.99 if you buy two. you like that don’t you“ 1491
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026van broke down :/ gonna knock on the door of this house in the middle of nowhere so we can use their phone. wish me luck! 4462
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026if a zombie apocalypse happened I’d prolly just smoke a blunt and chill 1241
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026except for texas chainsaw massacre and robocop. those are 4 stars 1240
farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026you could do that. or you could go watch a 3 star movie. which is all of them 010