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@farnerb0cken.bsky.social
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I look like ray allen | I stream at the link below sometimes www.twitch.tv/farnerbocken

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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 8m
mime/baron build go brrrrrrrrrrr
set a new high score in balatro. 3.487e59
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 7h
no I meant in the way where it sits on your balls like horizontally like no hang whatsoever type shit
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 7h
bad penis day
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 11h
when u sit down to pee and it hits the back of ur leg
grinning troll face covered in shadow
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
The Rock's Serene Moment
Alt: The Rock taking it all in. sniffing the air and being the most electrifying athlete in sports entertainment
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you better be. cause I’m gonna lay the SMACK DOWN on your CANDY ASS
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you and me. 1 on 1 in a steel cage at Royal Rumble
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
job interviewer - “it says here you have a felony on your record. can you tell me what that was about?” me, having a flashback to drunk driving a forklift and crashing it into a traffic light at a busy intersection: “I’m not at liberty to say”
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ok. sure
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it’s football season. you should be blind side tackling your opps and then doing a little dance afterwards
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don’t know what the fuck “mea culpa” means but if you say that shit to me imma nod my head like ”yuuuuuup”
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this reads like a horse bot post
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
god doesn’t care about your heart or your good deeds he cares about the amount of push ups you can do and he ain’t with that weak shit he wants real, nose touching the floor reps
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
now that we have found this love babayyyy
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
like nah you got us. you went beast mode. you’re free to go
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if the state tries to execute you and you thug it out you should be completely exonerated
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
here lies some guy
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
[hillary clinton voice] i milly rock in the ballot box!
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I have to work on election day so I’m gonna vote and hope I get arrested for it
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#fuckskip #hesbald
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
those are classified
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤝
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
catch me on the edge of a cliff pondering deeply
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
imagine farting and liberty bibberty falls out yo jeans
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I sometimes wish I’d never been born at all bro…
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
does god stay in heaven because he too fears what he has created?
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
hmmm
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
cause I’m a god damn freak
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
liberty bibberty butt plug
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
he makes professional football players look like they’re not even moving what in the god damn FUCK
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this guy is a fucking FREAK
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
washing my disgusting ass #goodmorning
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
liberty bibberty jahmyr gibberty
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A running back named Tank
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hold up hold up we dem chuds
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
of course I have but that’s not the point here
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
can you ever just tell us about your day? a nice walk you took? a great book you’ve been reading?
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
we’re hungry posting folks
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
every email I get from dominos is like ”guess what little piggy. you can get 1 large 1 topping for 8.99 if you buy two. you like that don’t you“
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they killed me. like almost immediately
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
van broke down :/ gonna knock on the door of this house in the middle of nowhere so we can use their phone. wish me luck!
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if a zombie apocalypse happened I’d prolly just smoke a blunt and chill
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
ask not for whom the white noise hums
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a wretched vibe comes this way fam
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
3 stars 3 stars 3 stars 3 stars 3 stars
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
go ahead. name another movie
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
3 stars
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
except for texas chainsaw massacre and robocop. those are 4 stars
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
you could do that. or you could go watch a 3 star movie. which is all of them
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