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Roman Collie

@farmpup.bsky.social
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Government mandated farm dog | Silicone Sexpert | 29 | 🏳️‍🌈 | 🏳‍⚧ | They/He/It ΘΔ | Taken/Open | 🔞 Posts and retweets | Banner by @VHSDogs

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Roman Collie @farmpup.bsky.social · 19h
All in for NFC 🎉 Can't wait to return to my fav con
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Roman Collie @farmpup.bsky.social · 19h
Me btw
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GoatyTobi @yeenngoat.bsky.social · 20h
#Kinktober day 3: exhibition Goats are super valuable in this world, especially this one ✨
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Roman Collie @farmpup.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fun fact! In about a week (give or take) this is going to be permanently attached to my head 🫪
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px 💕✨ @pixelpixel.cat · 02/10/2026
it spoopy month 🎃👻🐈‍⬛
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Shuck Hyena @shuckhyena.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🐕‼️
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bluesky for the next 31 days
@andromedism

(images from Always Sunny)

Panel 1: Dennis and Mac setting up an online dating profile for Charlie, asking him, "Alright, what are some of your likes?"

Panel 2: Charlie (face stung by hornets) grinning, "Ghouls."
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lurabbyte.bsky.social @lurabbyte.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good luck!
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H (エイチ) @therealhanamaru.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finally the -tober prompt that I can follow to my heart's content
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Roman Collie @farmpup.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Almost too sad to go out today but snuggling my sons made me feel better One trans swim meet and cafe trip later, much better
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Coral 🪸🐶 @coral.dog · 03/01/2026
Fuck everything. Un-anthros your Coral
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Cashew 🔜 FUVE @mintcashew.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Live reaction Done a little while back for Apollo 🐕
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Roman Collie @farmpup.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I keep going back to this piece because it means a lot to me and I never thought I'd see the experience I struggle with so much at cons drawn so perfectly
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Roman Collie @farmpup.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Whenever my bf tags me in something I always get a bunch of followers after, yes it's true I am the muse of John Dawntide Follow for pictures of my cats and also my thoughts on the hit 2000s detective show Monk (and other detective shows if you purchase my DLC)
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Shear (pronounced Cher (but like how she pronounces it)) @choob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Shearer's Remorse
Roman the tricolor collie lays on Ecru the sheep's chest. Ecro lays back content after a shearing. Roman winces in shock as the coasely-shaved stubble grinds against the side of his face. It makes him think of a cactus.
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Roman Collie @farmpup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Being a cuddly dog with a thick chested and fluffy boyfriend is a gift, until they want you to give them the cactus special 😓
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Roman Collie @farmpup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Looks like it's zipper malfunctioned So you gonna help them out or what?
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Roman Collie @farmpup.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
They turned my boys into scheming eunchs
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m͖͙̗͎̄̃̒͋̇e̊͒͊̆̉͑ͅw̭͙͕͈̝͖̟͛̐̅̑̑̊🐈 @ooopiwowoe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new creature discovered
loafing tilcayo
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Roman Collie @farmpup.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My scheming Eunch who will NEVER betray me
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Spacey @spaceyeen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Roman Collie @farmpup.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Scylla from @hodge-podge.bsky.social has been one of my "White Whale" toys for a good long while as I haven't been able to grab one in colours I really liked But those Shark week colours got me 🦈 Also just so happens to match Legiana not too terribly 👌
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Roman Collie @farmpup.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yeah...
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dr. honkenstein @luxepoes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
get rekt(ified) nerd
a poor caricature of roman in a gimp hood, collar, harness and mitts. is it rubber? its definitely marker.
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Cashew 🔜 FUVE @mintcashew.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
To be thought of
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Roman Collie @farmpup.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A story in two parts
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🔞 Meesh 🔞 @meeshy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A demon with a jagged skeletal face hovers above a catman without distinguishing features. The demon slices the catman into pieces with a large serrated saw as the pieces fall off a dark cliff.
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Miss Cryptid🔞 @misscryptidart.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Already got my halloween plans nailed down
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
thyfleshcOnsumed
Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?
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Shear (pronounced Cher (but like how she pronounces it)) @choob.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
He has to pilot the mech
Ginger kitten watching a grey kitten climb into my leather sheep hood
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Roman Collie @farmpup.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me and my boyfriend play hot potato with dom/sub roles, earlier he was trying to put me in my place and be mean but I know exactly what buttons to push to sub them out and couldn't help myself because it's so fun to watch them squirm >:D
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Gale Galligan @galegalligan.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Screencap from Keep Your Hands Off Eizouken!. A long-haired schoolgirl holds up her phone and snaps, “There is nothing fun about social media!”
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Roman Collie @farmpup.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Leaving for work in the morning is so hard these days
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Dog every hour @dogeveryhour.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🐶 Hourly Dog Picture! 🐶 #dogs #dogsky #dogsofbluesky
A cute dog picture
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BLEAT @bleat.store · 10/09/2026
Halo 2
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ande ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ @andewitt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
they are friends c:
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Guy who loves furry @attyboy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You're too late! And what did you expect? It's just his nature. A Fox in the Henhouse with @foxbites.bsky.social
an orange fox fursuiter covered in blood and feathers rubs his belly sitting at the entrance of a desecrated chicken coop.a fox fursuiter covered in gore and feathers grins and stares through the grate of a chicken coop.a fox fursuiter leans in the entrance to a chicken coop, gore covers him and the coop.A fox fursuiter smokes a big fake cigarette while gore drips down his maw, chicken feathers fall from the sky.
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Roman Collie @farmpup.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Nice boys :) A moment of peace before they went back to fighting the bathroom door
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Robo // Sunshine Banjo Face @roboyeen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think he wants something..
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☕Kuro @artyeen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"aight I'm out"
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Kour 🔜 LUCKYDOG @artkour.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Shelties???? Trying to figure out their dumb long face for reasons.
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Kieran @toadally.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Not all meat is destined for the grinder.
Kieran, a female wild boar, strolls through a forest. There is a speech bubble over her head which says "When you are told you must conform, ask yourself WHO benefits MOST from your compliance." The text is overlaid over the outline of a domestic pig with specific cuts of meet marked on it.
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Roman Collie @farmpup.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
At the pup event today I spent several hours in the darkroom engaging in [REDACTED] and my sports watch was pinging like crazy Now I have an official certified top badge 😇
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Roman Collie @farmpup.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"we'll forgive you.....this time"
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Roman Collie @farmpup.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Trying to get ready to go to a pup event but someone isn't happy about that
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Wile E. Coyote Finally Kills Road Runner Then Immediately Wishes He Hadn’t
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Wile E. Coyote has finally murdered Road Runner by crushing him under a massive boulder

Panel 2: Wile celebrates his long sought after victory

Panel 3: Wile steps out from behind the boulder and is immediately confronted by Columbo who says “Mr. Coyote” in his typically annoying but persistent manner

Panel 4: Columbo calls his name again. Panicked, Wile retreats quickly behind the boulder, but in his heart of hearts, he knows it will do no good. In about two hours he’ll be going to prison. And not cartoon prison. Human prison.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
POV: After murdering my literary agent for sleeping with my wife I return home to find that I am completely fully fucked
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