Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 30/09/2026CHEMICAL SOLUTIONS FOR LONELY HEARTS He’s uptight. She likes to blow things up (literally). They do NOT get along. Too bad it’s up to them to save the world. 👫Slow-burn enemies to lovers 👺Mistaken identities 🧠Neurodivergent and LGBTQ rep 🤣Awkward humour #DVPit #RomCom #A #Q 901
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 30/09/2026THE LOVE HYPOTHESIS x PROJECT HAIL MARY Make ammonia, save the world, fall in love. Easier said than done when your world doesn’t have the required technology, your bosses and their greedy corporate sponsors want you to fail, and the cults are getting violent. #DVPit #RomCom #A #Q 1364
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Two awkward scientists just want to be left alone to build a lawnmower. Instead, they must battle powerful corporations and doomsday cults to save the world from starvation. Plus, they’re catching pesky feelings… #DVPit #RomCom #SF #A #Q 1200
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I should be preparing #DVPit pitches. Oh well. Here's a dog who deserves all the raspberries. (No, he's not angry, that's just his face.) 2120
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I've been absent for a while since I'm incapable of keeping up with 2 accounts at the same time. Anyway, I'm back. With a puppy. 010
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 01/07/2026In CHEMICAL SOLUTIONS FOR LONELY HEARTS, two awkward scientists must overcome their mutual dislike to save the world. #QueerPit #A #RC #SF - Mistaken identities - Enemies to lovers - Fake dating - Black cat and porcupine - Explosive chemistry (both kinds) 21221
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I've been pitching the romance side of CHEMICAL SOLUTIONS FOR LONELY HEARTS, so here's the science side. Apologies for profanity. My character's just like that. #UnhingedPit #A #R #SF #Q (almost) Uh, if any chemists look at this, please excuse my terrible electrochemical cell. Oops. 1256
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 25/06/2026This amazing drawing sums up CHEMICAL SOLUTIONS FOR LONELY HEARTS. #UnhingedPit #AmAlmostQuerying 54215
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 08/06/2026If Ali Hazelwood and Andy Weir wrote a book, it would be CHEMICAL SOLUTIONS FOR LONELY HEARTS, a sci-fi romcom with real chemistry. Two awkward scientists must overcome their mutual dislike to save the world. But their experiments - and their growing feelings - threaten to explode. 3297
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I could never choose a favourite snippet. But I do enjoy it when the MCs interact via snippy memos. (Like an inverted You've Got Mail.) 2262
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 19/03/2026High pressure chemistry abounds in this explosive sci-fi romcom about two awkward scientists who band together to save the world. Think: Andy Weir x Ali Hazelwood but more chaos. #RevPit #RevPitWaiting #AmQuerying #SciFi #Romance #RomCom 3464
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 15/03/2026I submitted my #RevPit materials last night! I may have made some odd choices in my answers to questions. I blame being sick. For the record, I did NOT choose editors because they crochet. I swear. But here's a picture of the first amiguri I made. He has seen the future, and he is afraid. 4190
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Do you think they're the same people who make graphs like this for their manuscripts? Not that I'd know any of these people. Just curious. #RevPit 250
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 10/03/2026If Andy Weir and Ali Hazelwood co-wrote a book, it would be ChemPortal. The love story: 🥸Mistaken identities 💕Enemies to lovers 🫣Awkward MCs 💬Witty banter 💪Family & found family The sci-fi: 🌎Alternate Earth 🌾Impending famine 🥼Synthesize ammonia 💥Explosions 🧪Real chemistry #RevPit #AmQuerying 1171
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 28/02/2026In 1909, Fritz Haber invented the process used to create fertilizer to this day. In the world of CHEMPORTAL, he never existed. Andy Weir and Ali Hazelwood are channelled in this tale of two awkward scientists who must overcome their mutual dislike to save the world. #UnhingedPit #Q #R #SF 1238
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 28/02/2026No one knows whether the Chiropteran cult worships bats or just feels bad they're all dying. Doesn't matter, though, since the world's about to end. CHEMPORTAL: a grounded sci-fi romcom with real chemistry #Q #UnhingedPit #SF #R 1207
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 14/02/2026What happens when a chemistry professor writes a romance? If that prof is me, you get CHEMPORTAL, in which two awkward scientists battle cults, corporations, and unwanted feelings as they try to invent fertilizer. Plus, feminist takes on science history. And maybe aliens. #CuPit #Q #A #SF #R 13314
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 14/02/2026If Ali Hazelwood and Andy Weir wrote a book, it would be CHEMPORTAL, a sci-fi romcom with real chemistry. Now querying! Two awkward scientists on an alternate Earth must overcome their mutual dislike to save the world. But their experiments - and their growing feelings - threaten to explode. 1304
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Ali Hazelwood meets AndyWeir in CHEMPORTAL: Two awkward scientists must overcome their mutual dislike to save the work in this speculative romcom with real chemistry. #CuPit #A #R #SF #Q 32815
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Bats are dying, humanity faces mass starvation, and no one seems to care. Antagonistic colleagues Nat and George reluctantly team up to save the world, but face greedy corporations, doomsday cults, and their own explosive chemistry. #BluePit #BluePit📖 #Q #R #SF #A 25322
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Currently querying CHEMPORTAL, a grounded sci-fi romance with real chemistry. Two awkward scientists battle time, doomsday cults, corporations, and their own hearts to save the world. - Enemies(ish) to lovers - Mistaken identity - Family and friendship - Not actually about portals 283
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 05/11/2025If Andy Weir and Ali Hazelwood co-wrote a book, it would be CHEMPORTAL. This scifi romcom with real chemistry features: 💥Explosions (real and figurative) 📻Science (mis)communication 🥰Enemies to lovers 👨👩👧👧Complex family dynamics ⚛️ #Steminist history 💪ND and LGBTQ rep #QuestPit #A #Q #SF #R 05127
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 22/10/2025CHEMPORTAL is what you'd get if Andy Weir and Ali Hazelwood co-wrote a book. It has: 🧪Lots of chemistry (of both types) 👫Enemies to lovers 👨👩👧👦Complex family dynamics 👭Friendship and found family 💪Feminist takes on the history of science 🧠Neurodivergent and LGBTQ rep 🤣Awkward humour #SFPit #A #Q 183
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Two awkward scientists on an alternate Earth must overcome their mutual dislike to save the world from mass starvation. But their growing feelings for each other prove to be as explosive as the chemicals they work with. #SciFiPit #SFPit #A 41116
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Antagonistic coworkers try to save the world in ChemPortal. Obstacles: angry cults, greedy corporations, the laws of physics, themselves. The stakes: Nothing less than their hearts. (And the future of humanity.) #UnhingedPit #SF #R #Q (Character art done by me. I'm sorry.) 0154
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Looks like most online word cloud generators won't post swears. My book has 150 instances of "fuck." All are necessary. #UnhingedPit #SF #R #Q 3143
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 16/08/2025A young farmer's magic may be the key to stopping a war. But she doesn't know how to use it. This adventurous romp features themes of finding one's place and questioning societal expectations, fun tropes (not enough bedrolls!), and a relatable heroine. #PosterPit #PosterPitQ #Q #A #F 03814
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 16/08/2025George wants to be left alone. Nat wants to blow things up. Faced with a looming apocalypse, they must overcome their mutual dislike to save the world. #PosterPit #W #R #SF #A 24121
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 16/08/2025PROJECT HAIL MARY x PRIDE AND PREJUDICE Coming soon to a query trench near you... #PosterPit #A #R #SF #W 24722
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 15/08/2025A snippet for #QueerPit #A #F #Q #AmQuerying 257
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I'm terrible at visual pitches. But here's another one for my adult fantasy about a farmer-turned-mage who needs to save a prince (while avoiding being murdered by her sentient blanket). #FromZeroToCompetent #NotEnoughBedrolls #AlivingUnaliveThings #QueerPit #A #F #Q #AmQuerying 1410
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 15/08/2025When a farmer accidentally brings a roomful of golems to life she's thrust into a new life as a mage and spy. 💪Strong heroine 🧪Science-based magic system 🌧️Sentient objects 🫶Forbidden love 🔺Love triangle 💍Arranged marriage 🧻Not enough bedrolls And yet, not a romance. #QueerPit #A #F #Q #AmQuerying 10418
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 15/08/2025She was supposed to be a farmer, not a mage. #QueerPit #A #F #Q #AmQuerying 4212
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 13/07/2025THE EMBER AND THE CROWN Magic follows the rules of science, but Seya’s brings objects to life. Now she’s trying to prevent a war while dealing with mind-controlling mages, complicated romantic entanglements, and political intrigue. Oh, and an angry blanket intent on murder. #BluePit📖 #Q #F #A #NA 22812
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Looking up the size of squirrel stomachs (for my novel). I usually ignore the AI suggestions, but this one was so incredibly wrong I had to share. Given those numbers, squirrels are ~45 m long (close to half a football field). That would be a completely different book. #Writing #RevSpirations 040
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Seya’s magic is out of control. The apple taunts her, the cloud demands more water, and the gate refuses to let anyone in. Seya could be a powerful mage. She just needs to figure out how to harness her magic – preferably before the murderous blanket catches her. #JoyPit #F #AmQuerying 0154
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 23/05/2025PROJECT HAIL MARY x PRIDE AND PREJUDICE We don't know why or how the portals exist. We do know they're attached to libraries in "other Earth." The books they occasionally spit out have advanced science tremendously. Do they hold the secret for preventing mass starvation? #WIPPit #SFF #R 03415
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 08/05/2025After a very long day of travel, Seya reaches the palace in the middle of the night. Trying to convince herself she's glad to be back, her thoughts take her in... interesting directions. #WIPSnips #AmQuerying 092
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Querying my fast-paced, humorous YA-crossover fantasy. Loved by 8-year-olds and 73-year-olds alike (small sample size - statistical significance not confirmed). #FromFarmtoCastle #FromZeroToCompetent #BadAssButInsecureHeroine #RelatableEmbarrassment #SneakyScience #QuestPit #YA #F #Q 0101
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Project Hail Mary x Pride and Prejudice When the near-extinction of bats threatens the survival of humanity, a profanity-spewing scientist finds herself relying on the boss she hates to save the world. There's plenty of chemistry (and CHEMISTRY) in this romantic #SF novel. #QuestPit #A #R #W 0228
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 07/05/2025When Seya's life of obnoxious chickens and poor crop yields is suddenly traded for one of mages, royalty, and spies, she must harness her uncooperative magic to stop a war – while navigating an unwanted arranged marriage, forbidden love, and a mage intent on taking over her mind. #QuestPit #Q #YA #F 1238
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 07/05/2025In this #YA crossover fantasy, a young farmer must learn to control her magic before: a) she's forced into an arranged marriage b) an evil mage takes over her mind (again) c) her country is dragged into war With help from friends, mentors, and sentient objects, she just might make it! #QuestPit #F 22710
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 06/05/2025Our heroine, after (another) near death experience: 150
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 05/05/2025I'm proud of my brand new Chapter 1 for my YA crossover fantasy novel. Huge thanks to @aldajm.bsky.social and @chloemarcus.bsky.social for helping me find my way there. (And thanks always to @eomara.bsky.social.) My new beginning:: #CampRevPit #CRPWaiting 290
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 04/05/2025Does anyone else plot their word-count per chapter for each round of manuscript edits? It's normal, right? #CampRevpit #CRPGlasswings #WritingCommunity 381
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Stressing about the election (though less so than earlier). So, here's a painting I finished today. It's not perfect, but it soothes my soul. 280
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 27/04/2025I found some things. Details in alt text. 1. My 8 y.o.'s take on my novel. 2. Northern lights - part of my prairie soul A young woman wants to save her farming community with magic, but instead finds herself at the palace, falling in love and trying to avert a war. #CampRevPit #CRPGlasswings 250
Fay Irwin (pen name) @fantasyscience.bsky.social · 20/04/2025I shipped Justin and Mrs. Brisby so hard as a kid. 1214