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Godzilla Shamgodzilla

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Republicans are not human beings.

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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 16h
Hellraiser is what I imagine Fetlife is for a vanilla normie who just likes handcuffs and sucking toes occasionally. Just logging in and seeing previously unknown horrors and delights.
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shane Gillis should host the execution livestream
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
yeah but what if I don’t want what it selects
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
[pleading with guy who was sitting behind me who’s now trying to fight me] I said the name of the movie, I just have a cold!
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We don’t talk enough about how stressful lunch is for the ADHD community
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
[Whispering to a date while watching Digger when Digger first appears on screen] That’s Digger
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That “Phillies extend Dave Dombrowski” notification is gonna hit right in the middle of Matt Cord announcing LeBron for the first time.
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
he says John McClane lines for no reason. New insurance commissioner comes to a meeting and he goes “Welcome to the party, pal!”
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Makes sense that the Phillies are made up of mostly white bc they’re gaslighting us into giving them another chance despite being unreliable and problematic
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Die Hard prequel called Nakatomi plaza but it’s just about a guy getting construction permits and going to LA city council meetings
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s what Pete Crowe gets for his great grandfather forcing black people have their own water fountains
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Future student: Teacher, how come we read about what happened in the 1940s and we say it’s bad and call it “The holocaust” but then when they did the same exact thing in the 2030s we call it “The Good Thing That Happened?” Teacher: Because the second time it happened to republicans.
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was saying for emotional insurance that if the Phillies lost at least it was The Year again but I guess not
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fukk the fucklen BARVES
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
he was real and my friend as a kid
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trying to look like are precident
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want a republican lampshade
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Future student: Teacher, how come we read about what happened in the 1940s and we say it’s bad and call it “The holocaust” but then when they did the same exact thing in the 2030s we call it “The Good Thing That Happened?” Teacher: Because the second time it happened to republicans.
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eric Schmitt is a good example of why we need to put republicans in woke auschwitz
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rigged badly. We were winning and winning big and all of the sudden these runs came in like bing bing bing and it’s a horrible thing for the country
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
STOP THE COUNT!!!
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What if it was Joey Vato?
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mr. Belding died badly like a dog
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that’s not a real thing tho
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Best player i’ve seen play any sport
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Jawn Gonzalez @johngonzalez.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the Phillies
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They’ve changed. It’ll be different this time.
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
then in the playoffs:
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“I’m sorry, baby. I’ll never do it again. You know what’s in my heart. That was the last time, I promise.” - the Philadelphia Phillies
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Surprised JT didn’t wait until he was 0-44 so he could get a hit in honor of are precident Mr. Trump
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
they still got machado
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anyway my prediction is it’s tied going into the 9th and they bring in Duran who blows it but the DBacks lose anyway so it doesn’t matter.
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
- Inevitable lengthy rain delay ensuring a maximum of 3 innings by Zach Wheeler - Edmundo Sosa starting - Team talking about how resilient they are even though they haven’t won an elimination game in 4 years
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Red October tagline is fitting for this team because the majority of them should be raising rabbits in montana instead of playing baseball
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If the Phillies get rained out tomorrow and the DBaxks lose, so the Phillies still have to play the game?
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I brought up putting all republicans in Woke Auschwitz as a reply on Nextdoor and figured I’d get suspended again but like I had a ton of “I’d work at the camp for free” replies from the over 50 crowd.
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bill Giles died badly like a dog
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Are precident has thoughts on Philadelphia baseball
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
many are saying it
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bill Giles died badly like a dog
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
15 year old me had a massive crush on
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Seriously need that Dodgers bobblehead for my Godzilla Ledge
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
legit i’ll give you a hundred bucks for it
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
that’s $100USD because Brandon ruined are economy so deal
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
sell me that please
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you’re at the Dodgers game please sell me your Godzilla bobblehead
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Taffer would lean into the controversy and rebrand the greenfield lesbian bar as SuperSpreaders and gamify it by giving everyone an electronic sensor that you can tap on someone else’s sensor to “spread the virus”
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Godzilla Shamgodzilla @fansince09.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
same with anything problematic I ever said especially regarding Israel. All AI.
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