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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 53m
Yay, daddy’s home!
California Condor being puppet reared
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 10h
Nothing alleged about it, she and Nixon absolutely did that shit. www.nytimes.com/2017/01/02/u...
nytimes.com
Nixon Tried to Spoil Johnson’s Vietnam Peace Talks in ’68, Notes Show (Gift Article)
Richard M. Nixon feared that progress toward ending the war would hurt his chances for the presidency.
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 12h
It would be a public service.
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SCOTUS in a 6-3 decision decides states must help enforce the fugitive grandchildren act
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 17h
Being unable to deliver on the lower prices I’m promising is a problem for future me.
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 17h
POV Mycenaens watching one of the Sea Peoples come ashore.
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 19h
Trying to bluff the Iranians into surrendering by making fake threats after previous threats were shown to be fake and other previous worse threats were carried out but shown to be survivable.
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victims of slopulism memorial foundation @forecastcrayon.bsky.social · 20h
another gem
Patriot—it's Chiang Kai-Shek. I'll be honest with you. Polls show us five points behind the warlords and red bandits. This next fundraising deadline is critical if we want the Northern Expedition to succeed. Can I count on you to donate by Friday?
Any amount you give will go towards making a free and united China and also to ransoming your family members that the Green Gang have taken hostage.
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 21h
They call it the Laffer Curve because they’re all laffing at us.
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 21h
Chinese version of this youtu.be/NisCkxU544c
youtu.be
Like A Boss (ft. Seth Rogen) - Uncensored Version
YouTube video by thelonelyisland
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 22h
Mamdani did promise free buses…
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 22h
Watch you all negatively polarize into becoming pro actual Private Equity
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 23h
Think of all the overgrown weeds that might get displaced!
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Do they have Groundwork Oregon or Red Star Oregon too?
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
1800s evangelicals were the real Woke 1.0!
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She went to Gerald
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Except now it’s 60% these guys
Shivering communist grad student
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Mean Girls: She Doesn't Even Go Here!
Alt: Mean Girls: She Doesn't Even Go Here!
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Soy Boys need a marketing campaign, something like: “Soy: The Other White Bread”
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I mean he is a chump, he just has had a big job for a long time.
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me if we get Bluth Carolina
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Blue Myself - Arrested Development
Alt: Blue Myself - Arrested Development
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Need Bluth Carolina so bad
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Michael Bluth: A New Sense of Purpose
Alt: Michael Bluth: A New Sense of Purpose
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can’t believe this classic is now 12 years old.
Classic @Hegelbon tweet:

STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[BAYLESS nods]
You KNOW I am sensitive to the Holocaust
BAYLESS: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The only reasonable conclusion to draw is that USAID reconstituted itself in Mexico and has resumed cloud seeding.
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No, not like that, but good job embodying the caricature described by the OP.
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s about simplistic clinging to (or wreckerish insistence on) prefigurative politics, imo.
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Video footage of Democrats voting for Hitlerite pedophiles youtube.com/shorts/P8rg1...
youtube.com
Sherman Doesn't Want to Be Saved || ViralHog
YouTube video by ViralHog
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Starting a Foch Pit
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tony Soprano to Carmella: “You know what? This is too fucked-up for me even to think about.”
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Synthesis
Drake no: 51st State
Drake yes: 102nd Département
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
L'Italia è tornata!
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ils sont éligibles si vous votez pour eux!
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pulling out because they’re in the bag?
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hitler Downfall bunker rant meme: “If Saudi attacks, everything will be all right.”
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Turtle Bread should just make available to Jamison Whiting the old Cafe Levain space that’s connected to them, he basically lives there anyway.
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Y’all should’ve rigged this to come in first, having a slow mascot is just inviting snark.
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eric, you were supposed to raise the levy, not the levee!
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ok but now stack two more on top!
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Casting is impeccable tho bsky.app/profile/nick...
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Best I can do is insult the despairer and point out how it’s their own fault and they deserve it.
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mike Tirico: “It’s not a catch unless the receiver is third leg material.”
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s not symmetrical, Bolivians don’t learn from Hungarians who don’t learn from Koreans because those are all obscure counties to those outside their region, but America is known by all. They don’t learn from US b/c their problem w/ Trump isn’t that he’s bad for US, it’s that he bad for themselves.
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Put them in a cargo bike?
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
BJP opting for the top shoe0nhead Patreon tier
Shoe0nhead Patreon tiers:

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Buy my silence.
Permanently. With Restrictions.
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Buy my silence.
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For $8,000 a month, I will stop
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As I recall it, it was the opponents saying, “Hey, a literal reading of the reso would include this awful outcome” vs proponents simply saying, “Nah, it won’t, because just trust us.”
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s Mélenchon. He has economic views that Americans associate with communists while having racial/cultural views that Americans associate with chuds (uneducated, uncultured, bigoted Trump supporters).
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jose Andres is definitely a turbolib
From Phil Ochs’ introduction to his song “Love Me, I’m a Liberal” 
In every American community there are varying shades of political opinion. One of the shadiest of these is the liberals. An outspoken group on many subjects, ten degrees to the left of center in good times, ten degrees to the right of center if it affects them personally. Here, then, is a lesson in safe logic.
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’d be waymo for em if they were owned & controlled by the people and the profits from them were directed solely to the community’s benefit.
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
BQ/PQ are the real Cockroach Party in that every time you think you’ve stomped them out for the last time you turn on the lights and suddenly they’re back everywhere.
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Fankoosh @fankoosh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh definitely. Mpls was not as apolitical as St Paul is, but as big as 2040 was, you could still have a pro-2040 Jeremy Schroeder sneak through in Ward 11 but he couldn’t survive crime panic and left/right polarization.
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