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average kidslop enjoyer he/they im 26

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jupi 🐻 comms closed! @drkcat.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
laughing about this post again its so thancred and minfilia to me. minfilia unintentionally beaming zombie nightmares to thancred from malms away with the echo as a kid
tumblr post by gonzos-humansona that reads:

Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
what if i streamed some genshin grinding for oomfs but i let you guys choose the teams
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
we're so close now. can they give casgil a solo rateup rq for me
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SAKO 🎸 SHOP CLOSED @sakokii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gesturing to this again
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oops
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's ok. Not everyone likes cheese.
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when people post a project and theyre like "all the art/writing/music is real only the CODE is genai!" well some of us think programming is also a valuable human creative skill what then huh
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リズ @rizunm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sucks that going to the car wash costs money because it's so fun to go through the car wash. wheeee
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rooshoes @roo.shoes · 28/09/2026
very pleased that multiple people get this
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James @jamesgamedude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unironically astronomical odds of getting those 6 letters at the end of that link
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
shes so spoiled
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I CAN DRIVE
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that dressmaking game looks so fun but i feel like it'll totally kabosh my already not high productivity
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
super niche hot take: gil would have a a big livestock guardian dog with a crazy expensive pedigree. its never worked a day in its life its spoiled rotten but its very well behaved. bb would have a tiny little purse mutt that hates everyone except her. its missing a tooth from trying to bite melt.
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this family is a NIGHTMARE
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
that baby doesn't look anything like me
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
surely WB music had access to at least one other song about horses
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ough
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
im an fgo player and this is my vent art
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
uh congrats cole on graduating to dilfdom i guess but man nya and especially kai had it ROUGH
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
why is it even shorter than monstrosity bro
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
being extremely nice and polite to this fucking guy where I'm working so he doesn't suspect it was me who reported his whole squad for being late and incompetent (i then had a nosebleed from stress) 🙂
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
you hear about watership down in the abstract like "ohh it's about rabbits but it's really dark" tbh i don't think that really prepares one for the rabbit fascism
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
in a pretty good place rn. not mentally we're just in niagara again
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
went here and everyone knew you
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💎 @thatbeatlesfangirl.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
this one. it sucked because the beatles were there
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En 🧏 @ Commissions Closed! @dragoonlances.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
hot take but sometimes i think that projecting a personal identity onto a character 1:1 can lead to the erasure or even an offensive reading of the author's intentions. more on this in the rest of the thread but read it before jumping to any conclusions so...
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
tried to test my theory that fgo random ascension is weighted towards the 3rd outfit, and it is, but i also saw her 1st ascension 6 times in a row, so maybe the rng is just borked
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
fgo: super/great success rate tripled! bb 10 times in a row:
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🌠🐍MAGlow🌠🐍 @chromorbid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
edit of FGO characters featured over a text post
Sessyoin Kiara: If I had a dick I would fuck the clay rich soil of the riverbed
Gilgamesh: Dont do this you will get dirt in your penis hole :((
Gilgamesh: Or so I've heard [pic of translucent Enkidu with a censor bar over their eyes in the background]
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
tried shwarma and it gave me a crazy tummyache this is so sad
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
using my phone screen as a flashlight while fgo plays the combat animations so if there is a monster they'll get distracted by miss dubais Beautiful Bouncing Bosom and I'll have extra time to escape
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
what if i leave them here
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i need to get a job so bad but idk how many more "are you a boy or a girl?" i can stand to answer
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
FELL TO MY KNEES IN DESPAIR
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
gah i still want to watch ninjago with the group but for the full authentic experience we need to finish rebooted when everyone has work or school the next day
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
all my haters are gators
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
i feel like I'm gonna wake up tomorrow and still be like "what the hell was that"
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
There’s a species of shark called the ninja lanternshark. It glows in the dark, like all lantern sharks. It’s called ninja because the scientist who discovered it was explaining her discovery to family at Thanksgiving and then her young cousin shouted “ninjas are cool, call it the ninja shark!”
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
WAIT I FORGOT. MY MIPYS
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
keep remembering someone backed into our car and busted the bumper today literally 10 minutes after we picked it up from the shop (they had just replaced the bumper) and laughing. how does this even happen
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
it happened and i have to go to the grocey store nooooooo
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Sunshine Moon @sunshinemoon.zone · 03/09/2026
First frame in a trailer for a Gilgamesh movie: THIS SUMER
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⚡️ @fangpyres.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
is dragons rising 4-2 actually tomorrow or are people doing a bit
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WRONG or METAPHYSICAL IN NATURE @jsthrill.modphi.com · 01/09/2026
There are two types of people:
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Do kids today even understand why podcasts are called podcasts?
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Well, you see, kids, almost twenty years ago Apple produced a portable audio player called - wait, I need to go back further.
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Okay, so in the 20th century, the new inventions of radio and television were known as broadcast media - no, wait, that's not really the start either -
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Broadcasting originally refers to throwing, or casting, handfuls of seeds onto prepared ground, typically used with grain crops, which, uh-
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- the Agrucultural Revoution, which begain circa 10,000 BC in the Levant, was when humans began preserving seeds for replanting -Image of bear skeleyon. Caption:

skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania

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wonder why it's called that

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This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hole, but, long story short: it's called Romania because there were once Romans there.
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geryon 🪡🧵 @sylphlands.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
something i think could be more discussed during bi visibility month is that "bi" doesn't mean two genders but rather two groups - "same" and "other." under thisdefinition it encompasses all genders. the only difference between bi & pan is personal preference, not that bisexuality is more "limited."
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 01/09/2026
Happy Bisexuality Visibility Month
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