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Fangel

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life's a shitpost, and boy am i smelly one of the genders of all time sometimes I'm streaming on twitch.tv/fangelicv

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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Elderly customer calls me wanting help setting up Apple Pay. I tell him I don't work for Apple and can't help him set it up. He says he can't get help because the AI won't get through. So now I'm coaching this sweet old man that he should try typing in all caps and swear a lot. The future!
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's 2012. One of the first songs I ever make has me misremembering how to spell "Revelation" in a lyric. It's 2026, I'm making a song for the first time in a decade and I misremember how to spell "Mimicry" as the song title. Can't wait for the next entry in 2040.
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Story idea: a Fey Tax Accountant that is genuinely good at their job, but instead of tricking their clients out of their names or future, they trick the government into better terms and savings for their clientele.
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Public transit should hire a new type of officer that is just there to fight you if you're making a mess of the vehicle. Eating on the bus? Get ready to throw hands. Not getting out of the priority seating area? Your ass is about to earn the right to sit there.
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🥖Kekeflipnote🥖 @kekeflipnote.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
In this period of time filled with AI stupidity, let's celebrate those we are not celebrating enough: Art supporters, Art commissioners THANK YOU! Thanks to YOU, many artists can do what they do the best and keep being productive but most importantly Artists can LIVE!
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
CRASH - Gator Days
CRASH - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Gustopher - Alligator Son
 
August - Alligator Dad
 
Mewbert and Nougat - Pet Cats
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - Gustopher's room at his desk.
 
Gustopher is drawing something at his desk when he hears a loud crash. Mewbert jumps up at the sound with all her fur sticking out and back arched.
 
Panel 2
 
Setting - The kitchen
 
Gustopher has run to the kitchen to see what is wrong with Mewbert right behind him. August is standing dejectedly while looking down.
 
Gustopher: DAD! What happened? Are there burglars?
 
August: No.
 
Panel 3
 
Gustopher excitedly tries to figure out what's going on.
 
Gustopher: Did something explode? Did a car crash? Did the toilet-
 
August interrupts before Gustopher finished.
 
August: I dropped dinner.
 
Panel 4
 
Gustopher looks down and only just notices the lasagna spread all over the floor and a broken casserole dish. Mewbert is by his feet staring at the wasted food and Nougat is doing the same by August.
 
Gustopher: Oh... This is worse than I imagined.
 
August: Yeah.
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It's been so long since I actually made a song that I forgot how easy it is to get the buggers absolutely stuck in your head.
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
New Nickelodeon show idea: the Gamer DINK Neighbors
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Just had a flashback to my teen years when I was riding home from an event with my dad and I was wearing one of those novelty realistic horse masks. Every time we pulled up next to another car I would wait a second and then quickly look at them.
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
day one of owning a house: omg look at the cute little squirrel 🥰 day thirty of owning a house: where is that bitch-ass squirrel, he dug up my flower pot AGAIN
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Didn't even bother camouflaging themselves smh
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Art is an open book, open note, no deadline assignment and AI bros still need to cheat.
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Whoever decided that "Mundane" and "Monday" needed to sound so similar, you're wrong. Mondays are anything but mundane.
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
do you think he'll find what he's looking for
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Me tweaking out at work because AT&T decided that the exact room I work in is suddenly out of cell service range 3 days before closing on a house (I have so many phone calls to make)
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Wishing I believed in a god because I am being TESTED by the universe today
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Suddenly remembering the time in highschool where I was assigned a book report of a fantasy setting and got so annoyed with cliches that I physically couldn't finish the book. So I wrote a report about how much I disliked the book and couldn't finish it.
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
this is quite the funny game #RoadsideResearch
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
When August Met Christine (Part 2/4) - Gator Days
When August Met Christine (Part 2/4) - Gator Days

Characters

August - Alligator - A single guy working in IT at a tech start up. Has a lot of trouble talking to people.

Christine - Alligator - Just moved into town and is trying to meet people.

Transcript

Panel 1

August is trying to survive a party he didn't want to go to. He's sitting on a couch and petting a dog when a lady approaches him. He tries his best to act cool.

Christine: Hey! Anyone sitting here?

August: No. Go ahead and park yourself.

Panel 2

Christine sits down and smiles at August. August doesn't notice as he is currently busy critiquing what he just said. The dog on August's lap is not bothered by anything.

August (thinking): PARK YOURSELF!? Why did I say that!? She probably thinks I'm weird.

Panel 3

August's internal thoughts grow more intense. His frustration with himself increases.

August (thinking): This is why I never go out. I scare everyone off with my weirdness.

Panel 4

Christine has pulled out a marshmallow. Where was that? I don't think I want to know. The dog on August's lap is extra happy to see food. Christine has pulled out the best ice breaker she can think of.

Christine: Do you think you could eat your way out of a house-sized marshmallow before suffocating?

August (thinking): YES! She's weird too!
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Me too thanks
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Getting a call that will probably take a long time 2 minutes to close, pain. That same caller (probably accidentally) hanging up the moment your shift ends, joy.
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
batman
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Me at my weird problem solving job when I get a weird problem to solve:
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Me after having a bad day: wow, today sucks. At least it can't get worse now that I'm off work My devious computer mysteriously rebooting on its own lately:
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Sent my dad an autism tbh creature and he said it looked like me as a baby. I don't know what to do with this information.
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Why are so many Undertale fans calling in today. Not because they mention Undertale, but because none of them can bloody READ.
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
My love language is sending memes I stumble across to people I think would enjoy them
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Some days, customer support is great. Other days...
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Nah dude you can trust me with the blunt I promise I won't get all political. *Not even one second after being handed the blunt* We should rename ICE to LICE because they forgot to add "lying" to the front of their name.
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Nothing makes you lose faith in humanity faster than an organization wide password reset and then trying to explain to people that they're typing their passwords in wrong 3 times and that's why they're locked out
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Spreading the gospel of the 80% shit lizard 🦎 at #TwitchCon
Florida lizard breaks world poop record, dies constipated
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
What came first - the lizard, or the shit?
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SHIT IN THE TOILET CJ
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
The artist alley keeps giving us side quests
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
At the booth called "All the Dwagons" - someone walks up behind and is excited to see Pokemon. Exact words: "Oh my God they have the pokemon dragons! Look! Lapras..."
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
The undertale river ferryman must've been talking about me because I'm on whole-ass phone calls moving my hands around as I talk when no one can see them. Bewaaare 👻
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Brickadia 🧱 | Early Access Out Now! 🌟 @brickadia.com · 29/09/2025
Brickadia is 34% off right now until October 6th!! We've just released an update preview for this occasion that includes bots, prefabs, new weapons and more. We run through the update features in this video ⬇️
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Undertale fans 8 months from now after re-creating all the anniversary stream content:
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
whatever is beyond tweaking, i am rapidly approaching it
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Somehow each passing day manages to be a different clusterfuck
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Bruh it's only Monday
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Fangel @fangelic.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
i swear, the smoother the food the more versatile it is.
"but you can't prove it" dexter meme regarding how crunchy peanut butter and pulpy orange juice is the same thing
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