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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺

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Dwarven Brewer & Canid Enthusiast American Hombrewers Association Member #SaveOurBreweries He/Him #homebrewing #ttrpg #streaming twitch.tv/dwarven_ellie 21+, Minors DNI Art: @bolovitz.bsky.social Inquiries: contact@fangandfable.com

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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 29/09/2026
I made this flag for a fantasy faction using nothing but CSP's line, text, fill, and scale/rotate tools. It's basic as hell but it's not AI, and I did this in an hour with only basic knowledge of CSP's features, not drawing skills. The problem isn't that you can't it's that you didn't try.
A flag for a Dwarven faction depicting 5 suns arranged in a semicircle above a wavy sea, with a minimalist tropical bird sitting on two crossed spears, above Dwarven runes that read "Forever Seeking" written in the Mam dialect of the Mayan language
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 24/09/2026
I wouldn't call all of these my favorites (though some are), but these have all been iconic in my game history either for the game itself or time playing with people. (Yes I did pick Baldur's Gate 1 over 3, BG3 is a great game but BG1 was a major influence in future interests)
A grid of nine iconic games for Ellie, showing Pokemon Blue, Baldur's Gate 1, Golden Sun, Need for Speed Underground 2, The Matrix Online, Dragon Age Origins, Mass Effect 2, Elite Dangerous, and Valheim
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 23/09/2026
Rescue kit attained 🫡
photo of a marine radio, compass, and two rescue whistles on a desk
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 23/09/2026
Thanks MTB, but it's still only September 🤔
mystery tackle box advent calendar
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 21/09/2026
I may or may not own a concertina as well
a concertina on a desk
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 21/09/2026
I'm cooking
search box showing "how to mount a cannon on a kayak"
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 17/09/2026
Unfortunate name, mate
a screenshot showing an ad with the brand name "DIYAREA"
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 16/09/2026
Fall is around the corner, and once the weather turns brewing operations will start again! Currently plans for late fall/winter beers: Dry Irish Stout Hot Ham Water 2nd attempt (Rauchbier)
bottle label for hot ham water rauchbier
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 14/09/2026
spiderman meme, with text replaced to "You know, I'm something of a foxwife enjoyer myself"
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 08/09/2026
Your reel vs the reel they tell you not to worry about
a larger reel with a power handle next to a smaller spooled reel.
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 08/09/2026
Digitaka haul, gods I'm such a fucking weeb
online haul from a japanese tackle shop including a reel, keychain, spoon lure, and anime girl sticker
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 03/09/2026
Wait a minute, are you trying to tell me that a bloomin' onion and fried mozzarella bloomerangs are not authentic Australian cuisine? 🤔
outback steakhouse bloomin' onionoutback steakhouse fried mozzarella bloomerangs
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 27/08/2026
How I present myself: I'm a goofy canine loving, Dwarven Brewer! How I post:
Mayor Zohran Mamdani sitting at a desk, stating that Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 26/08/2026
Thanks I hate it here
Listing for a lure called a Skibidi Sardine Rizz Jig
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 24/08/2026
Putting out an assortment of soft plastic baits for sea themed vtubers.
A tackle tray with an assortment of soft plastic baits
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 19/08/2026
Package: 😐 Package from Japan: 😲
Tracking info showing the origin being Japan
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 14/08/2026
Official: Alcohol > Jesus
A panel from a manga with the character saying that it took Christ 3 days to resurrect, and that you need alcohol if you want to resurrect on just Saturday
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 13/08/2026
I like to imagine Tony Chachere's was on every table
Tony Chachere's Creole Seasoning
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 12/08/2026
Welcome aboard! I'm Ellie, the Dwarven Brewer, Canid Enthusiast, and proprietor of Fang & Fable. This is my social media space for all my activities under the Fang & Fable name; TTRPG content, gaming, homebrewing, archery, streaming, and more! So grab a mug and hopefully you'll enjoy the ride!
Ellie's character sheet
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 11/08/2026
Can my artist cook, or can he cook? 😤
An illustration of ellie on a snowy mountaintop, with a leaping white fox by his side
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 04/08/2026
Wild part is that it's actually an effective lure
A butt plug shaped fishing lure
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 04/08/2026
The New Yorker in me still says guy and dude as non-gendered pronouns, while the Chicagoan in me says "Ope"
scene from "Planet of the Bass" with Kyle Gordon saying "Women are my favorite guy"
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 03/08/2026
image with two arrows, the upper pointing to the username above and saying "this person hates ICE", the lower pointing to the person it's reposting from and saying "so do these people"
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 24/07/2026
We studied something like this school (sorry I have a poli sci degree 😔), and every year over the course of the past 15 years I've watched myself shift more and more down and left. (For reference, most US Politicians exist in the blue quadrant save a few)
Political compass results, showing Ellie almost completely left economic scale and pretty libertarian in social scale
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 23/07/2026
Current state of Jimothy discourse:
The "Hello, Human Resources?" meme, where Paizo making Jimothy an animal companion is welcomed and WotC making Jimothy a monster is not
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 23/07/2026
Been having trouble getting packages delivered through the post office so I opted for something to be delivered by UPS, and UPS just gave it to my post office for final delivery.
ellie laying down in defeat
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 23/07/2026
Canid detected, moving to pet the good boy
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 21/07/2026
They asked "how does it feel to be in a cult" lmao
spiderman meme where two spidermans are pointing at each other
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 19/07/2026
Gimli and Legolas meme showing Gimli would rather side with a former colonizer team than Argentina
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 17/07/2026
State of tech and video games sucks, so I pick up outdoor activities. Outdoors sucks thanks to climate change, I have to do indoor activities.
Homer Simpson saying "why don't I just lie down and die"
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 11/07/2026
Holy shit I'm dying 😂
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 11/07/2026
Indie car content channel I follow did a build and took a sponsorship from a Peter Thiel backed AI company that does government "security" projects.
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 07/07/2026
Check out my high vis passion pink braided fishing line (with lime green markers every meter) 😤
A picture of a spinning reel spool with passion pink braided fishing line
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 07/07/2026
Wake up to that one employee who has broken multiple work laptops before breaking yet another one
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 07/07/2026
boobs are boobs meme
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 05/07/2026
To see that the US is an immigrant nation, look no further than the Independence day celebration, coined with staple foods and beverages derived from Germany, and a Chinese invention for entertainment. Happy 4th of July and the spirit of what America was meant to stand for.
A picture of the the Statue of Liberty placard with the poem, "The New Colossus" by Emma Lazarus:

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,
With conquering limbs astride from land to land;
Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand
A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame
Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name
Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand
Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command
The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

"Keep, ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she
With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,
The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.
Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,
I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 04/07/2026
I'm sorry, what?
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 02/07/2026
I melt
Dashboard display showing 102 Fahrenheit outside
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 01/07/2026
Me, trying to lure the fish into a false sense of security by posing as one of them
pog face ellie
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 30/06/2026
Yeah, sure, okay buddy, just let me write that down on a piece of mortadella👌
A pen and a Post-It pad styled to look like a piece of mortadella
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 29/06/2026
If you haven't had the pleasure of a Guatemalan or Salvadoran tamale, seek them out. It's a world of difference, unrecognizable by Mexican tamale standards. The tomato and chile red ones are the most common, but the black chocolate ones are amazing as well.
Two Guatemalan tamales, one with chile mole and one with cocoa mole
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 29/06/2026
Everyday is Taco Tuesday when you're Latino 😤
Three chicken tacos on a plate, all dressed with onions and cilantro, a different sauce on each
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 28/06/2026
That's why they weren't biting. I do have the hat btw, but also this one as well
A hat that says the attitudes of women and fish towards me are two varied and complex to be accurately described on a hat
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 28/06/2026
Obligatory fishing post (I caught nothing)
a picture of my rod and lure in front of Lake Michigan
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 27/06/2026
Eating at Culver's because I have @katmabu.bsky.social money 🧐
A Culver's butter burger value meal
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 27/06/2026
Had to rearrange them to make room for the first aid kit, gotta keep the homies safe 😤
A picture of a molle backpack with a bunch of woke buttons, circled around an external first aid kit
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 26/06/2026
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 25/06/2026
I am the real glizzy gulper
a 2 pound pack of nathan's colossal quarter pound beef franks/hot dogs
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 24/06/2026
Bro, it's the weed number😮
Screenshot showing Ellie has 420 followers
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Ellie the Unskippable Cutscene 🪓🍺 @fangandfable.com · 24/06/2026
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