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Aidan Fitzmaurice

@fancyvegaspro.bsky.social
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I write comedy and kid's stuff & also do various workshops with people of all ages. Galaxy Fest, Storytime Takeover, Ranger Rae, The Skewer, News Quiz, Now Show & more 2024 - 2027 Arts Council Ireland YPCE Bursary www.aidanfitzmaurice.com

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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I didn't anticipate the potential for them to make it even worse. And at this stage of my Irish football watching career, that's on me
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hard to describe how proud I'd be of the Irish team if they refused to play this match. Probably equal to the disgust I feel towards the FAI and Government for putting them in this position.
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Everybody remembers the first time they caught a glimpse on a cctv screen
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Massive big thank you and congrats to the wonderful young (and old) cast, and Nicky Coghlan at RTE Jr who does such great work for the young folk
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Storytime Takeover, the show I created & write for RTE Jr, is nominated for a British Audio Award, category of Best Podcast: Narrative Very proud of this. Season 2 explores 8 different movie genres, it's the sound of my pop culture brain emptying out into a child-friendly series of adventures
British Audio Award Shortlist for Best Podcast: Narrative. Featuring Storytime Takeover
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
***GALAXY FEST SEASON 2 CAST CHINTERVIEWS*** The cast of Galaxy Fest share their thoughts on the voice-acting process, in this unique Chinterview format. Season 2 now available at RTE Jr, or wherever you get your podcasts. www.rte.ie/radio/podcas... *No AI was used in the creation of these chins
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE! AND I BRING YOU...shit what's the line again
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Grok please write me a 7 minute best mans speech about my friend Daniel Grok please make the speech about 40% spicier Grok please add some vulgar language, this isn't a funeral Grok please add Quint's speech from Jaws Grok please write me a best man's speech that is just Quint's speech from Jaws
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Super Furry Animals tonight, holidays in the morning, this man don't give a fuck ✌️
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The cursed 39 route, where the shopping centre seems like it's at the start of the journey when it's absolutely not
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yeah, idiots can be right but in this case he's blindly throwing darts marked "AI" at a board he has no idea about. I'd dismiss 100% of what he says on the topic
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Set up one of those apple cider vinegar traps for fruit flies and now I feel like Jigsaw
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Never go back to Lower Binfield
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Uma Thurman in Batman and Robin for me
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The Government starting to resemble the dog with the shifty eyes from The Simpsons
Shifty eyed dog in the simpsons
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The first ep of that first season, specifically the bit where he's feeding your man quiz answers on their little daily walks...genuinely too funny. Unsustainably funny.
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I can imagine Dr. Evil saying it with his pinky to his mouth
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Of all the things that lose their raison d'être coming from a third party, surely roasting is top of the list.
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gorgeous work as always from Eimhin
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's an 100% funny situation
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Shit it's all kicking off here today
A powerful cat in a very serious face off with a small teddy
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The bigger the tough guy act, the more scared they'll be of cities
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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The predictable Discourse is starting and I'm going to take a strong stand here: you can both want to abolish ICE and laugh really, really hard at Milo Yiannopoulos getting arrested by ICE after a decade of stoking the ethnonationalist hatred that led us to this point
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'll never watch this clip of Trump doing deranged rambling to some astronauts, cause how could it possibly live up to the preview offered in the first comment: "Jesus, implying that the astronauts are implicated in the murders at sea is awful"
Screenshot of a Trump clip where he's racing like a lunatic to some astronauts
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
In cases like this we should absolutely shoot the messanger
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Remember Boris Johnson blaming "mutant algorithms" for some exam grading mess.
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I will say though, my first time writing on the Now Show I absolutely killed it, cause it was Brexit time, and writing about politicians using tech bullshit to patch over a lack of ideas is a special comedy topic for me
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yeah, there was so much of it about with Brexit, unspecified "border technology" floated as a solution to issues they clearly had no idea how to address. The fact so many people don't really know what they mean by saying AI makes it a very handy go to for the same craic
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yep, using AI, whatever the hell he means by it, to plug a gap where some actual idea should be
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Depends who it's coming from. If you were to suggest it, I'd take it in good faith with the assumption you know what you're talking about. When Minister for State Sean Canney suggests it, I'm 100% confident he has no idea what he's on about, & is suggesting is cause he has nothing else to offer.
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'm still waiting on the advanced border technology we were promised
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ok so they're completely out of ideas then
Headline reading "Wrong-way motorway driving could be detected by AI"
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Makes me think of Partridge describing Bovril as "beef tea"
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I usually remember the atrocities though! Mirrors from 2008 is forever etched in my brain. I guess this was the worst thing of all: an very dull and boring atrocity
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
There's only one movie I've seen in the cinema and have absolutely zero recollection of: Dreamcatcher. I only know for sure I saw it cause the release date lines up with the cinema trip I remember nothing about, and it was definitely a Stephen King adaptation.
Stephen King's Dreamcatcher adaptation poster
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Any amount of time in homelessness is a disaster, but over a year is a childhood destroyed. And every decision the Government makes exacerbates the issue. You'd have to be naive in the extreme to think they want to fix it at this stage.
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Homeless figures continue upwards, while the Gov holds a special Dáil session to discuss fuel excise duty. I think back to the workshop I did with a group of kids experiencing homelessness, & how some were in that same group last year too. The numbers tick upwards, & some get stuck there for years
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It's a world of incredible imagination that could support a maximum of 7 books
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just had our first garden fox sighting, very exciting altogether
A fox in our garden
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm very tired.
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Just finished writing another season of kid's radio, meaning in the last couple of years I've written 63 episodes across 3 of my own series: Galaxy Fest, Storytime Takeover, and Ranger Rae & the Wildlifers. Still a ways to go to match my Callans Kicks total, for which I wrote over 200 sketches
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'd also accept "Blank? BLANK?! You're not looking at the big picture!"
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I can't get it transfer money for me unless I uninstall each time, so I've just been using more, which doesn't seem like a great outcome for an app designed to rival Revolut
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Amoonica
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
ALT: Larry David's Indecisive 'I Don't Know' Expression
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Who knew I needed a book about teenage girls boxing, where each chapter is a different fight in a tournament, bouncing back and forth between the fighter's inner monologue as they fight, in my life
Headshot by Rita Bullwinkel
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Teachers complaining that he's very moody, but that's just the roid rage. You can't be a beefcake and avoid the roid rage, come on!
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The likes of Crowe and Canney make it very hard to talk about this kind of stuff with any nuance. Similar to when you see a playground being burned out, or even people voting for the likes of Hutch. People engage in angry name calling & dismiss any context or nuance as being supportive of the crimes
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Aidan Fitzmaurice @fancyvegaspro.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Had a sketch on Callans Kicks a long while back where the vulture funds claim "We prefer ‘hyena fund’ cause we like to laugh at you while we feast on the carcass of your housing market."
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