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A series of beautiful, totally futile posts.

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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 3h
Rob and Romesh bullet dodged. www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
bbc.co.uk
Celebrity Race Across The World 2026 line-up revealed
Four new celebrity pairings are set to take on the ultimate adventure from Borneo across South East Asia, to Melbourne, Australia
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 3h
I am somewhere that's playing 'Sex On Fire'. Sadly, not an STI clinic but the hairdressers.
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 5h
Big Time Battersby youtu.be/UJO5lbOyU8g?...
youtu.be
Vicky Entwistle as Bjork - Stars in their Eyes 2001
YouTube video by topofthebobs
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 10h
#ClocktoberMusic youtu.be/LjXF3FujXA8?...
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You Retreat In Time And Space
YouTube video by Boards of Canada - Topic
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 23h
Found scrunched up in my daughter's pocket: Too busy to do the assigned creative writing exercise in English. Why not spend class time drawing a picture of adolescent Justin Bieber instead?
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#ClocktoberMusic youtu.be/ZfxaG3gDLoo?...
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The Clock
YouTube video by The Go-Betweens - Topic
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sham £830.69m www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Man City charges latest: Reaction as Premier League confirms club guilty of all charges related to financial rule breaches
The Premier League confirms that Manchester City are found guilty of all charges related to breaches of Premier League financial rules.
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Heard this for the first time in yonks the other day. Capturing magic. youtu.be/lhBoXCS_2_M?...
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Fast Forward Into Dub
YouTube video by Mad Professor - Topic
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do you know who I feel sorry for? That lad I saw yesterday. Probably about 8 or 9 years old. Wearing a Man Utd top. On the back were inscribed the heavy-hearted printed characters 'Garnacho 7'. He was walking into a TG Jones, too. Oh, m8. Life will get better.
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He's ALL BUSINESS, this Mr. Sting guy. I don't get any feel for his love for music - it's all about money and status. #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every Little Soul Patch He Has Is Magic #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Andy Summers is playing Brian May's dad's fireplace's spine. #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The public cannot be denied #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Jude Law's got his top off!!!! #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
New Year's Eve. 1994. I bet Samaritans were busy after people heard this. #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Eye contact, Mr Sting. #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can't be the only one thinking, "WHERE IS SHAGGY?" #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lionel Blair, there, on guitar. #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Witchfinder Goddard #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is more interesting than tonight's 2000's episodes. A man surfing on unearned hubris. #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bergerac incidental music #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If only bees, and not just moths, were attracted to flames. #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sting's double bass made from Brian May's dad's fireplace #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sting. "When We Dance". From 1994. Anyone remember it? It got to number 9. #totp #nottotp #bbcfour #bbc4
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Alternative Sting #totp #nottotp #bbc4 featuring the soothing tones of Jimmy Nail's attack dog bark. "WHADDDAWEGOOOOT????" C'mon, you know the words. youtu.be/RAQsFB7pr5Q?...
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Sting - What Have We Got? (Live At The Public Theater)
YouTube video by StingVEVO
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
75?!?? And the rest. #totp #nottotp #bbcfour
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't panic #totp watchers. It might be Sting and - woop woop, dat's da sound of - The Police this week. Next week, we've got the Pet Shop Boys. Huzzah! #bbcfour #nottotp
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Like a King Charles Spaniel and a Jack Russell duetting #totp
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Communards and Loose Ends Hat Off. #totp
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
School disco EPIC anthem. Altogether now, "OooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH! BAY-BEH!!!!!!" #totp
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's the rugby scrum front row sorted. #totp
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Guys, tonight's dress code is graphite. Specifically, 2HB." #totp
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Where's Tim Finn? Oh. #totp
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
How do you make a guitar sound like bagpipes? #totp
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Justice For Simon May and his Orchestra #totp
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It looks as though I'm watching a Hollywood film - Karate Kid, Flashdance - but I'm just watching a big budget advert for Fosters Menswear. Thanks, Genesis. #totp
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
From the sublime to the pass-the-methadone #totp
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🧃 @bagpuss.org · 25/09/2026
WOOOOOOOAAAAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH #totp
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A-MAZING #totp
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If Barry White is the Walrus of Love, then Darryl is the Sealion of Love #totp
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Playground lyrics: "Now this is how it started, My best friend farted" #totp
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Deckchair fashion #totp
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In 86 the charts was chock-full of this middling US shit that no-one, bar Jonathan King, had asked for. #totp
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Huey Lewis has come dressed as Keith Floyd #totp
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No 'Power of Love'; no appreciation #totp
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Original version was titled 'Morecombe Bay' #totp
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm a Glaswegian* #totp * Not really
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DARRYL PANDY!!!!!! #totp
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fancymistermark @fancymistermark.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Russ' hair is more realistic than Mike's #totp
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