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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
came across a survey on the Iran War on campus this morning and i gotta say this one stumped me for a bit
What would you personally consider a successful outcome for the United States?
(unanswered)
ℹ️ This is a required question

Regardless of what you would consider victory, what should the United States do now?
• Substantially escalate military operations
• Somewhat escalate military operations
• Continue approximately current strategy
• Reduce military operations
• Prioritize negotiations while maintaining some military pressure
• End offensive military operations but
maintain economic/diplomatic pressure
• Withdraw from the conflict as quickly as practicable
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
using this as the epigraph for a science fiction novel is such a power move
epigraph to A DESOLATION CALLED PEACE (Martine, Arkady 2021)

"First, reality was suspended. All breaches to Inca protocol occurred at once: the rules governing personal contact (visual, oral, and corporal), drinking, and eating were broken. When Ciquinchara first met the conquererd he was allowed to do what no Indian could, and now the tables were turned. Since there was no signifying context to frame their interactions, the actors exposed themselves to limitless risk. Atahualpa could have been slaughtered, or Soto and Hernando poisoned.…
—Gonzalo Lamana, in 'Beyond Exoticization and Likeness: Alterity and the Production of Sense in a Colonial Encounter,' COMPARATIVE STUDIES IN SOCIETY AND HISTORY 47, no. 1 (2005): 4–39

"To ravage, to slaughter, to usurp under false titles—this they name empire; and where they make a desert, they call it peace.
—Tacitus (quoting Calgacus), AGRICOLA 30"
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
s1e8, which has a guy say this
screenshot of the script for BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER s1e8 "I Robot, You Jane" focused on a line delivered by "Fritz" who says "The printed page is obsolete. Information isn't bound up anymore, it's an entity. The only reality is virtual. If you're not jacked in, you're not alive." the craziest part is that people actually believed stuff like this in the 90s
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
reading abt Tiberius
excerpt from Suetonius' THE TWELVE CAESARS. "66. His uneasiness of mind was aggravated by a perpetual stream of reproaches from all sides; and every one of his condemned victims either cursed him to his face or arranged for a defamatory notice to be posted in the theatre seats occupied by senators. His attitude to these reproaches varied markedly: sometimes shame made him want nobody to hear about the incident, sometimes he laughed and deliberately publicized it. **He even had a scathing letter from Artabanus, King of Parthia, in which he was accused of murdering his immediate family, with other innocent persons, and of disgustingly obscene practices; and recommended to satisfy the intense and pardonable longings of his people, who loathed him, by commiting suicide as soon as convenient.**"
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
picked up some books yesterday
three books arranged on a bed, covers upwards: Malcolm C. Lyons' new translation of The Arabian Nights, A Memory Called Empire, and Stories of Your Life and Others. Barnes & Noble had a storewide 25% off sale yesterday. also a bunch of discontinued Lego sets, like the Ornithopter from Dune and the Pac-Man arcade cabinet. I guess that's the place to go for year-old unopened Lego sets
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
it's da joker baby
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Woke 2: We Are No Longer Asking
i'm placing my mail-in ballot for California's November 2025 special election in my mailbox. i remembered to put the flag up, don't worry. actually i don't send things through the mail too often so it was a bit of a novelty. been thinking about getting into writing letters lately, although it could be tough to get in touch with people I'm not already talking to often since I probably don't know their addresses. something to figure out ig
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
hell yeah
A24's 40th anniversary Blu-Ray release of STOP MAKING SENSE, which I own now
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
futuristic city of the "the world if…" meme
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
the iOS App Store page for the Scottish Rite S. J. App. the icon is a gaudy overwrought gold seal which, now that I'm looking at it, might have been a photograph? wild. anyway this is an app for Freemasons. screenshots show a home page and a profile page, which apparently includes a digital membership card.description for the app:
"Welcome to the Scottish Rite of Freemasonry, Southern Jurisdiction app. As a member of the Scottish Rite, this app allows members to:
• Access and manage their member profile.
• View your member card.
• Enjoy exclusive member-only content and resources for expanding your knowledge and growing your Valley such as videos, podcasts, and event ideas.
• Locate and connect with other members in the member community.
• And much more!"
the app is rated 4.8 out of 5 with 660 reviews (only 6 away!). the featured review is a 5-star rating from a "jadyelu" who writes "Best app in today's world: I love this app because it is easy to navigate through the sections." really what more can you ask for?
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
reminds me of this incredible story from a couple years ago
a story posted on skynews: "You're barred! British pub drinkers say if Vladimir Putin walked in they'd 'wreck' him"
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
I thought I took photos when I saw it last year but the only one I could find is from 2022. it's not available to the public anymore but they're gonna move it upright & attach an external tank and solid rocket boosters and build a whole new Air & Space wing of the California Science Center around it
a photo of Space Shuttle Endeavour in its hangar at the California Science Center
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
I couldn't get this to work earlier
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 16/09/2024
Astro Squid, a game so obscure I'd forgotten until a few minutes ago that it was actually a commercial product. I don't think it was actually that good but who knows, it's been well over a decade since I played it last
the title screen for Astro Squida screenshot of Astro Squid gameplay. very barebones sidescrolling shmup stuff
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 15/09/2024
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 01/07/2024
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 25/06/2024
sometimes it's that, sometimes this. G Gundam contains multitudes
domon kasshu (anime man, protagonist of Mobile Fighter G Gundam) holding a photo of a man and asking if you've seen that man
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
okay look. Starliner's a piece of shit, Boeing executives should be in jail, we're all on the same page there. but come the hell on
June 24, 2024 Newsweek article titled "Boeing Astronauts 'Stranded' on Space Station: What We Know""The space agency [NASA] also said that Wilmore and Williams are not 'stranded' as they could undock and fly home at any time if deemed necessary. They are being kept in orbit passed (sic) their planned return to 'allow mission teams time to review propulsion system data.'"
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 01/06/2024
ah, 555 95472, my favorite minor peanuts character
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
the logo of the United States Postal Service
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
an iron-carbon phase diagram
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
just saw the eclipse. incredible
alfred e neuman*'s head in front of a solar corona

*the kid from mad magazine. I'm 23, why am I making this joke. it's multiple generations past its sell by date. what's wrong with me
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 25/03/2024
my first thought was of the hexagrams in the I Ching, but idk if that's what you were thinking of
hexagram numbers in King Wen sequence (via Wikipedia)
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 26/02/2024
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
trying a new beer
a can of Stone Xocoveza, an imperial stout "inspired by Mexican hot chocolate"
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 12/02/2024
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 05/02/2024
CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot!
SNIPER: I can't Sir. I'm Woke!
ME (watchibg through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!
-wint (@dril)
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 23/01/2024
I'm going with probably not, but I suppose I can't say for sure
from the Wikipedia article on Johnny Appleseed: "During his later life, he was a vegetarian. Chapman [Johnny Appleseed's actual surname] chose not to marry, as he believed he would find his soulmate in Heaven if she did not appear to him on Earth."
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 18/01/2024
Michael Jordan quoted saying "How is it legal for a guy to be named Michael B. Jordan? That's just my name but with a B. I call 911 every day about this."
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 09/01/2024
best soda I've ever had
MANHATTAN SPECIAL premium coffee soda (original)
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 05/01/2024
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 28/12/2023
your move, Munroe
an altered map of the United States that contains many spurious additional states, with a title reading "GEOGRAPHY CHALLENGE: CAN YOU LABEL ALL THE STATES?" the joke is that it shouldn't be possible because of the extra states, but that didn't stop me.
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 26/12/2023
a cube
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 23/11/2023
get a load of this
a loaf of challah, shaped like a turkey. roughly anyway. it's a family tradition
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 19/11/2023
they still tried
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 17/11/2023
a photograph of Karl Marx, captioned with the text "gamers aren't oppressed but they should be" (originally found in his 1871 pamphlet "Der Bürgerkrieg in Frankreich")
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
yo what
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 24/10/2023
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
back at it again with the in-class doodles
a sketch of a zeppelin on lined paper. a very small (rougly proportionate) figure's falling out of it as someone in the gondola says "no ticket."
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
I lived through the October 2023 National Wireless Emergency Alert System test and all I got was this stupid notification
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 29/09/2023
thinking about how Mars retired the M&M mascot characters for like a week after Tucker Carlson spent months on shit like this. what a stupid series of events
Tucker Carlson on his late and unlamented Fox News show framed next to a photo of a distressed M&M, captioned with "MISERABLE, NON-BINARY CANDY IS ALL WE DESERVE"

can you believe this shit. they put this on TV
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 23/09/2023
@theshrimpening.bsky.social
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
they won't let you name your kids States Rights anymore, due to wokeness. that one's fine though
the introduction of the Wikipedia article on States Rights Gist, a Confederate brigadier general. his father did in fact give him that name. don't name your kids States Rights
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H. P. Minecraft @fancyhat.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
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