Reposted by FanaticDracophile
Mmm-mmmh, now THAT was a blue ribbon hog, Alice. So much juicy pork--too bad she only lasted an hour in my gut. But I guess fat melts fast, doesn't it?
I think I'll have that chubby cow friend of yours next. Just make sure she's at least as heavy as that pig or you'll be going in my belly tooooooo.
