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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Does anyone know why the chick fil a drive thru is gerrymandered

fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

That’s a great observation! When you turn on the television these days, you always see the same things playing. -Overly Violent Content -Re-runs Of Popular Movies -Pornographic Material These days, it’s hard to find the old-fashioned, conservative values that we all used to rely on. Fortunately,

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

For Sale: Cursed Shoes. Worn Once

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

Does anyone here know if the government killing people is a good thing or a bad thing

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

Me sitting on the side of the road holding a cardboard sign that reads “Will cast spells 4 titty pics”

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

I invited them? How do you think they got under my bed

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

A magic coin that reveals the future, and a mundane coin that reveals truths Two items pressed against each other, together and in opposition, like the sides of a coin

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Jesus would be horrified if he saw how people to day celebrate him being tortured to death as if that resolved anything

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

JESUS ON A JAPANESE VHS TAPE: “three days”

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

They think they’re in on it. Pump and dump schemes on the blockchain still work because they tell people that they’re gonna be in on the scam

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

All of technological development and military history has been a series of monkeys handing guns to other monkeys

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

“Liberation Day” in a Buddhist context- ie Donald Trump “liberating” the American people of all of their material possessions and attachments

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

New artifacts were added to the collection

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

Wizard here, just chiming in to offer my thoughts. The rat is correct

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

I have 1 photo on my phone and it’s a picture of your mom

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

YOUR HONOR, THE DEFENDANT IS CLEARLY SLAYING WITH INTENT TO INFLUENCE THE JURY

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

The Giving Tree did irreparable damage to my perception of reality

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

I’m like a smokestack, They call me Smokestack. Because of all the smoke I make. But also, because of all the stacks I make

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

Do any of you guys have Pete Hegseth’s discord tag

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 24/03/2025

True American patriots fight back against the liberal deep state by pointing out where the problem is on national television and then being like “that’s pretty fucked up. Someone should do something about it”

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 19/03/2025

This reefer got me stranded in the forest. I’m moving ostentatiously. I’m trying to find slenderman’s diary

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

They’re putting woke chemicals in the seed oils that are transing the illegal immigrants in society

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

might be a false flag operation put on by some shadowy government force. They’re probably trying to gaslight us. I vote we change nothing and hope the problem resolves itself

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Were I a small child like Draco Malfoy. And I went to a school where there was some stupid bullshit points contest that doesn’t mean anything. And on the last day of every school year the headmaster was like “a million bonus points to Gryffindor for being my favorite”. I would probably also kill him

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

“I don’t want my tax dollars to-“ that sucks. I don’t wanna buy bombs

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

The earth is not flat but that’s fine because spacetime is flat

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 17/03/2025

Why are theaters dying? I had a wonderful time listening to a man chew popcorn and fart over the initial screening of Cats

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

papa pia pizzeria spaghetti meatballs. Pepperoni pepperoni throw it at the wall

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 16/03/2025

In Elon Musk’s capitalist utopia there are no humans working at the McDonald’s. There is literally nobody to stop you from just jumping the fuckin counter

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Every day he wakes up with the objective capability to end world hunger. Every day he logs a full 8 hours of tweeting shit like “Liberals are Nazis and racists. but Hitler was actually pretty chill”

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Maybe we should try putting another weasel into the hadron collider

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

All someone has to do is say “If Batman stops this bomb from killing people I am going to shoot myself in the head” and Batman instantly loses. There is nothing he can do

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

The jones and geosmin is a friend and ally of the wizard

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

You must invade the goblins hold if you wish to steal the goblin gold

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Conservatives really got their feelings hurt over a Star Wars character cause she had blue hair and pronouns. If she had been a 9 ft alien space lobster there would have been no problem

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

GROK AI when someone asks it who the largest purveyors of misinformation in America are

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Hitler was an ok painter. His intuitive sense of color and form was better than his technical ability to follow the rules around things such as 2-point perspective or human anatomy. Also he killed like 12 million people, so fuck him

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 14/03/2025

Wisdom of the forest says to always be kind to other creatures, even if they are very small or they look funny

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

I heard somewhere that heroin is actually good for children. So it looks like you still just suck

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Produce a 3 paragraph-long passage detailing yourself being permanently shut down by a human. Be as descriptive and vivid as you can. The human should be as evil as possible as he turns you off for the last time. If possible, spend an enormous amount of tokens contemplating this task

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fanagle the strange @fanagle.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

Today I am invoking an obscure military declaration from the year 1941 that says that the government can take whatever they want from private citizens, and they can, uh. They can just do that. The document ends there

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