False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 01/08/2026DOOM of the DARK is now available to buy. Physically here - falseparcels.bigcartel.com (One version ships from the U.K. while another ships from the U.S.A.) Digitally on Drivethru - www.drivethrurpg.com/en/publisher... And digitally on itch.io - pjamesstuart.itch.io 0143
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Apparently Gackling Moon was in the background to a Charlie XCX video? (Also, I am still perma-cucked by Chris McDowell) 4261
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 16/05/2026We have hit the first stretch goal for DOOM of the DARK, meaning we can crank up the quality of the print for all backers! The Turne-Spytte Dogge which powers all creative efforts of the False Machine Crypto-City far beneath the earth, has been impelled to even greater efforts. 1152
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 16/05/2026The elfen Lord Tom K Kemp has created some lovely new beauty shots for Gackling Moon 0162
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I am eBaying some comics, if you like comics www.ebay.co.uk/usr/patrick_... 040
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 11/04/2026does anyone out there have a recording of the 2018 Great Crystal Debate? 3161
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Nothing I've ever done is as popular as Deep Carbon Observatory... and possibly _nothing ever will be_ 😃😢 soronarchives.blogspot.com/2025/11/revi... soronarchives.blogspot.com/2025/11/deep... soronarchives.blogspot.com/2026/03/sess... 290
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 20/03/2026A fresh bunch of things up on eBay! Auction ending Sunday the 28th! Ian Millers Grim Tarock, Johan Blanche Dark Millenium Playing Cards, Tunnels & Trolls 7.5 Boxed Set, Warhammer 40,000 Rogue Trader by Rick Priestley www.ebay.co.uk/usr/patrick_... 062
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 18/03/2026That's it. I just have Eugenics on the brain. Now I need to Google Elliott Coues. 120
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Harrison Cady, 1915. This is literally the modern post-awakening doomscroll though, like Trump did what while I was sleeping? 1162
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 18/03/2026This is like a hieroglyph to me, or a spell, like I half get it, but I do urgently want to understand what the hell is going on with the smaller titles bottom left, is that a book on eugenics? 360
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 13/03/2026By Cyril Goldie. This was someone's book-plate in 1898. 1243
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Also, an eBay sale.. www.ebay.co.uk/usr/patrick_... 010
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 28/02/2026Wait, I forgot that I'm a buisness. You can buy my books here; falseparcels.bigcartel.com 0246
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 28/02/2026"Bernie Wrightson, Master of the Macabre" aprapro of nothing; Alan Moore is a lot like Quentin Tarantino, in that, the more you learn about the history of his medium, the less impressive he is 050
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 04/02/2026'Queen Mab's Palace' is finally complete and available for sale falseparcels.bigcartel.com 0236
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Hugh Cooks 'Chronicle of an Age of Darkness' has been re-published, one with an introduction by me! You can find out more here; pjamesstuart.substack.com/p/hugh-cook-... 0101
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Finished my Demon Tank from @rustbeltminis, kind of a mid paint job but a pretty great mini. 152
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 12/01/2026costumedesignarchive.blogspot.com/2026/01/doct... 060
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 09/01/2026a fun little guy I got with my copy of Minifreaks 1131
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 07/01/2026The Ash Wastes Ogryn bus is finally finished 3100
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 07/12/2025I got all this stuff up on eBay if anyone wants it (1 of 3) link at the bottom of the last post 121
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 06/10/2025False Machine orders to North America are now open once more falseparcels.bigcartel.com 082
False Machine @falsemachine.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Good news America! Shipments to the U.S. will re-open on Monday! For everyone else; The Un-American Activities sale, which makes all False Machine products held outside the U.S. half-price, will close at the same time! You have a day and a half if you want to take advantage of those low prices! 020
