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@fallsgifts.bsky.social
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plural but don't expect others to post 20 y/o, transfemme, dont talk politics with me please

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Fall @fallsgifts.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
It sucks cuddling lizard girls bc they steal all my fucking warmth and crush me by laying on my damn chest. But their scales are soft and nice to rub so its a win win tbh.
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Fall @fallsgifts.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
the judge wont let me back in the FUCKING COURTHOUSE because they think ive got ANOTHER box of bees. WHO HAS TWO BOXES OF BEES????
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Fall @fallsgifts.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Idk how many times I'm gonna have to say it. "Goo gee gee go bobo"
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Fall @fallsgifts.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
My best jokes are the ones that don't land, and then I get sad they didn't land.
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Fall @fallsgifts.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Anyways, here some photos I took a while ago that I'm proud of. The deer pics are from a few weeks(?) before the pic of the bird I think, but my sense of time is all fucky wucky, so it might be a bit longer or a bit sooner than I'm thinking.
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Fall @fallsgifts.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
the urge to post things on here that only the most normal transgirls would understand
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Fall @fallsgifts.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
I only say the truth. Except when I lie, but that's hardly ever.
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Fall @fallsgifts.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I think that, aside from the underlying problematic ethics, skydiving is very cool and should be an olympic sport. Points should be given for how cool you dive, tricks, whoever can pull their parachute last, and the distance from the center of the target they land.
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Fall @fallsgifts.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
I sorry i was reaching for the big rock while you were telling me about the bunny farm ok? like i said, it was so i could do freeform exercise.
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Fall @fallsgifts.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
You need my transfemme license? Does an ultrakill 6-2 sub36 speedrun count or should I open celeste?
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Fall @fallsgifts.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
If you find my acc, it's likely divine punishment, but if you're cool you can stick around.
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Fall @fallsgifts.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
My lawyer told me to appeal to their humanity. But then I remembered. They all like tomatoes. I call it a kangaroo court, leap out the window in an act of self-defenestration that leaves my lawyer baffled, then wake up in the hospital with total memory loss.
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Fall @fallsgifts.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
WHO IS THIS
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Fall @fallsgifts.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
people often ask "Fall, how do you get away with producing methamphetamines at a scale the government would execute you publicly for" and I tell them the truth. "Puppygirl harem trained to make that blue."
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Fall @fallsgifts.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
gay allied einstein's book about abdomens, call it the "noble Nobel's navel novel"
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Fall @fallsgifts.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
THIS SHIT NEEDS TO COUNT AS GENDER AFFIRMING CARE I STG I **NEED** THEM
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