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Eldest niece: so unicorns are real… me: well probably not. Eldest niece: but you showed me a DOCUMENTARY like with the BABY CHEETAHS. me: ok so Legend starring Tom Cruise and Tim Curry is not, in fact— Eldest niece: what does your hoodie say? me: (sigh) Never invite a vampire into your home.