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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍

@fallingflats.bsky.social
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My mister, who also shares the same first name thinks I should buy a cruiser because he has a Roadking. Would you say a Ducati Diavel is a cruiser? 🏍

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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 5h
Nah, try steaming them and top with a little butter and caramel ice cream topping and sesame seeds. But, carrot cake is the ducks guts
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
4%? Fuck
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I dream of getting such a nice response!
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I guess if there weren't so many cunts you wouldn't appreciate the nice ones
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just how I like Canadians, clean and cut
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What the fuck? Hey murika, you know its just too late for you now
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
New Naziland
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Too late, he's already done generations of damage
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'd guess the poorer murikans paid this
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My guess would be a while before you all voted in trump
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Virgin? Yeah right
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Perhaps if we ever start puniishing them it might change.
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck, how much longer?
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry guys, nearly my bedtime. You enjoy
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Isn't it a bit late? How many years has he been blatantly getting away with it now?
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you have to ask, I'm assuming that there is the possibility that you are one of the heathen lowlifes that think that under should even been considered.
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
No, its living in a house without a bathtub. So you get one and whilst waiting to have the bathroom done and said bath fitted, the country goes into drought mode and you survive only on rain water tanks and dam
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I like my washing hung and dried
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
37%, fuck
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Nah, im not a cunt
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bring it on sweetie
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And gave the rest of thecworld exactly what we expected from murika
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's murika, no surprises. More 3rd world shit
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuck yeah cunt, same back
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And good evening from Chinchilla young sir
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You really sure you want to plug it back in?
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well, my mister and I commute a combined 156 km each day to work, each of us going in opposite directions
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And, the quality and frequency of cracks on here is impressive
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Good night was it?
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Only a gay man would put d in ice cream!
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah, but murika voted for what it has
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Yeah, but 17% ?
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey, you lot great yet?
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How much longer is this going to go on murika?
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nah, couldn't be fucked
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yep, its what y'all voted for
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hi Carl
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You lot sure look great
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yeah, I'm more a pea and ham than a broth
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Like, is anyone surprised?
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Right now, im not going to be fussy on lean, thick or countey of origin
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Take off the bottom line, still agree.
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
But i am at home
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What?
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Wanna share?
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
How many me,
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
She scares the fuck out of me
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is there anything left worth saving?
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Too late for murika, sorry
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Malcolm 🌈 🇦🇺 🏍 @fallingflats.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh? What's left that is worth saving?
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