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@falling-ash.bsky.social
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new jersey it-am trash living in oz. she/her. ❤️happily married to the best person on the planet.

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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: max is sleeping with his rope toy wrapped around his paw!!!
our ragdoll cat, max, sleeping with his white and yellow stripped rope wrapped around one of his paws.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
that's my biological son, allison. i gave birth to him. I AM HIS MOTHER.🤭 (thank you!!! ilu. 🫶 we need to watch something soon.)
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
surgery was painful; but I got through it! now, i wait for results. BUT NOW THE MORE IMPORTANT UPDATE: i am home. max is delighted. he has had cuddles, playtime, and extra treats. the evil suitcase has been put away. he's a happy lil dude again. thank you to everyone for the well-wishes, truly. 💖
our ragdoll cat, maxibon, flopped on the bed with zoomie eyes. he is happy.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
he has a teeny tiny little scratch on the bridge of his nose because he bothered his sister so much that she finally bopped his bully butt.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i'm sat!
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
settling in with @dollaryydoos.bsky.social (my queen, my life, my everything) to watch 'kinki'/'about a place in the kinki region.' it's by the director of 'noroi: the curse" -- which is one of my favorite horror movies EVER. really excited for this one!
a very happy lisa simpson with a variety of hearts and sparkles around her head.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new carly rae jepen and orville peck albums on the same day??? I. AM. SPOILED.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
yeah, ed sheeran is a pathetic, craven bitch boy. but let's not forget that he's ALSO a landlord.
A news article: 

EDOPOLY Ed Sheeran is now a London landlord owning 27 properties worth £57million

ED Sheeran has gone on a £10million property shopping spree — and is now the landlord of enough London addresses to fill a Monopoly board.

The pop superstar has just snapped up five more to take the number he owns in the capital to 22.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
a friend of mine introduced me to this site created by the Centre for Addiction & Mental Health. it's an amazing initiative & i've already submitted several notes. if you have time, it could really help someone and you can submit anonymously. it can even be just a single sentence. hopenotes.camh.ca
purple text from the website: 

"one sentence can change someone's day. share a hope note and remind someone facing mental illness or addiction that they're not alone." 

an example note underneath it:
"having a setback doesn't mean you've failed. it just means you're human - julia b."
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
tuesday was a nightmare. things are going to be rough for the next few months; but i figured shit out. i've got this.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
MY BOY IS BACK! I'M SO READY.
nathan fielder as a baby on a gigantic nursery set from 'the rehearsal.' nathan fielder dressed as a child from 'the rehearsal.'
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
cinematic parallels.
our fluffy ragdoll cat, max, pointing at the camera and screaminga photo of donald sutherland from 'invasion of the body snatches,' pointing and screaming.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
the fluffiest boy alive!!
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
currently pulling some overtime. my co-workers are SUCH slouches, though. they're lucky they're cute!
two ragdoll cats curled up on a black blanket, peacefully sleeping.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
we used to be a country. we used to make things. we used to make very literal songs about movies. and we gave them a BUDGET. i hate it here.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
watching alexis neiers leave nancy jo sales a voicemail changed my brain chemistry forever. it is permanently seared into my mind verbatim. when i'm old and develop dementia, i may not remember my family or my life or even my own name. but i will remember every single word of this.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
if you're not watching 'monsters of god,' you absolutely should. every single person in this story is a dork, weird, and awful -- and the director knows it. also, they got a monkey addicted to cocaine.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
this is THE MOST rockstar shit i've EVER seen. CRAZED PIANO PLAYING. THE SAX PLAYER TWIRLING. TWIRLING! THE BOSS GALLOPING AROUND THE STAGE AND WIELDING HIS GUITAR LIKE A BARBARIAN RUNNING INTO BATTLE. HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY! WOMEN THROWING THEMSELVES AT HIM.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
throwback to Maxibon discovering moths exist:
our ragdoll cat Max. his eyes are jet black due to the rush of adrenaline. his mouth is wide due to a mixture of awe and hate. he is changed and will never be the same. his nose is pink and adorable.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
HE'S THE FLUFFIEST BOY ALIVE.
our ragdoll cat max fluffed up after getting scritches for an hour. he is all floof. just floof.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
max is SAT for the new night mind vid.
our ragdoll cat max sitting on a round cushion in front of a tv with the new 'night mind' video running.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
'teenage sex and death at camp miasma' is the gayest fucking movie i've ever seen. 10/10.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the greatest indictment of your enemy's character:
an angry old man saying, "And he rented movies, never took them back."

(from the first episode of 'monsters of god.)
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
we talk a lot about bobby kicking hank in the balls but not enough about him throwing it back on him.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
the greatest temptation
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
iconic. 🙏 but a commercial, not an infomercial. (it actually worked, tho - unlike Rainbow Art.)
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
the four horsemen of 90's infomercials targeted at children.
shirley temple collectionzoobooks + THE TIGER POSTERmuzzyrainbow art
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
the ice cream case GOAT. (with choco tacos as a close second.)
cotton candy screwball
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
it's past midnight, so that means it's our anniversary! i love you so much. your strength, your heart, and your kindness are beyond compare. i'm so grateful the universe brought us together. 💖 thank you for loving me and for the honor of getting to love you right back. @dollaryydoos.bsky.social
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
my kitties are picky. they used to LOVE the fancy feast puree tubes, but they stopped making them 2 years ago. they didn't like any of the other brands we tried, including churu. BUT NOW WE FOUND THESE AND THEY LOVE IT. THEY INHALED IT AND LICKED THE BOWL CLEAN. love that for them. 🥹
bonkers brand licky tubes.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
he does this pretty often and it makes me giggle every single time. he is INTENSE when it comes to his sleep. that's my son!!
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
maxibon is under the blanket with me, snuggled up against my leg, and using his tail as a sleep mask. i love him so much. 😭
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
maxibon is INTENSE when it comes to sleep. god help you if you disturb him even slightly.
our white and dark brown ragoll cat, max, glaring with one eye open while trying to block his face with his tail. he is INTENSE.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
my son is very handsome but very dumb and can't figure out how to get under blankets on his own so he begs me to bundle him up like a lil baby.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
for my aussie followers -- these chicken kastsu rolls at Woolie's are insanely delicious. i'm obsessed. that entire line of air fry meals are top tier, but the katsu rolls are the best imo.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Quoteskeet with a gif of your fav pokemon! (wrong answers only)
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
maxibon has been watching me like a hawk during this pain flare. he's a mischievous brat but he's also very sweet.
our ragdoll cat, max, curled up on a circular cushion with his head down but his eyes on me.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
i've been watching the final season of 'the bear.' i already hated the faks. it feels like they're from a different show. they exist just to throw in a joke or two so the show could be submitted as a comedy for awards. but now they're outright intolerable. GET. THEM. OFF. OF. MY. SCREEN.
a smear frame of an anguished, annoyed homer simpson.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
😭 i'm having a really bad pain flare and this doofus is very concerned. (he also brought me one of his rope wands.)
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
i love harrison ford so much. every few months, i come back to watch this video and cackle every single time. his flabbers were ghasted. that grumpy old man sparks joy in me.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
oh man, this is one of my favorite red carpet looks in ages! ZENDAYA. law roach really delivers for her again and again. so gorgeous.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
he's trying SO HARD to get her to play and she's NOT having it.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
it's 5:45 am. my son has chosen to start the day with violence. ( and he needs his eye boogies wiped!!! )
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
maxibon is a very sleepy and i caught him mid-yawn. the lil guy is PASSIONATE about naps. that's my son.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
i've been boycotting EA/The Sims for almost two years now and it was the best decision i ever made, lol. btw, paralives is amazing. you should buy it. 🫶
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
#thevampirelestat
a Squirtle  wearing cool sunglasses.Lestat de Lioncourt wearing cool sunglasses.
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ash. @falling-ash.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
i know people who use AI have no decency or morals, so its thievery and environmental impact isn't enough to get them to give it up. could we appeal to their vanity instead? "oh, you used AI? you couldn't afford to hire an artist? yikes. that's some broke bitch behavior. could never be me."
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