falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Like flaming globes, Sigmund! Like flaming globes!! Aaaaahahahahaha!!! 001 1
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 26/07/2026It's fun when at the pop fountain the water switch is on the one the owners consider to be the "healthiest", and that equates to like fruitopia or fanta 000 0
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 21/07/2026If you see a federal judge of the northern district of California, Warn A Brother! 000 0
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Transcends both the original comic and the initial film adaptation 001 1
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Bruce Springsteen x2 Joel Plaskett x3 Arcade Fire x2 Alvvays Japandroids TV on the Radio The Hold Steady Oasis LCD Soundsystem Belle & Sebastian 000 0
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Rip in piss bozo but thank you for contributing to an incredible moment in documentary filmmaking history youtu.be/_RKpdehWqug?...youtu.beMarcia Clarke saying "What The Fuck Dude?"YouTube video by Ross Patterson 000 0
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 14/05/2026"No Way To Prevent This," Says Only Breastaurant Where This Regularly Happens 070 7
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 08/05/2026"average covid case had 3.8 chronic diseases" factoid actualy just statistical error. average covid case had zero chronic diseases. Illness Rober, who lives in cave & gets over 10,000 chronic diseases each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted 000 0
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Guy who reads IGN for movie news voice: oh Ben Whishaw was incredible in Peter Hujar's Day 052 5
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 13/04/2026World's become like a Civilization game that went on too long. "Hammurabi says Persia will not stand for this aggression by Roosevelt against their vassal city-state, The Vatican" type of world 010 1
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 12/04/2026when someone says something so portable console-phobic that you gotta hit them with the Spike Lee in the 2012 Nintendo 3DS Lounge stare 020 2
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 06/04/2026Developing an alignment chart for guys where one axis is how much you know about Michigan J Frog/lyrics to Hello My Baby, and the other axis is how much you played with toy swords and/or toy guns as a kid 010 1
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 24/03/2026theonion.com/i-fucked-my-...theonion.comI Fucked My Way Into This Mess, And I'll Fuck My Way OutI’ll say it. I like to fuck. I do it a lot. And sometimes it gets me into unfortunate situations. Like right now. Right now I am royally fucking fucked. 010 1
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Zeus: you get that repeat of history going? Clio: sure did boss, real fuckin farcical just like you asked Zeus: what 020 2
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Guy I know from law school who I follow on instagram is pointedly only liking the "what was I like in the 90s" Iris by Goo Goo Dolls stories of extremely hot actresses 000 0
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Someone on hinge with "not political" in the bio but also one of their photos is them posed with the grinch, make it make sense 010 1
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Wish I could go back two years and invest all my money in women buying sunglasses with orange lenses and men buying a thin cheap necklace chain 000 0
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 08/03/2026I hope I never stop hearing Jay Baruchel say "mamacita's group chat" 000 0
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Devils May Never Cry, But You Will: On Sincerity, Parentage, and Butt Rock 010 1
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 02/03/2026U-T-I still feel the burn But I just got off the urn U-T-I feel like I need to take a huge whizz But I've only got a couple drops to piss youtu.be/tR-qQcNT_fY?...youtu.beFive for Fighting - 100 YearsYouTube video by fiveforfightingVEVO 000 0
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 11/02/2026"A clamor of bells has set the swallows soaring! I don't know why you're laughing. The Festival of Summer is here, the ringing of the boats in harbor sparkles with flags, processions move in the streets. That's what we should be talking about." 000 0
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I really love how often I read the phrase "not an indication of wrongdoing" these days 000 0
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 23/01/2026MM Tingle: diligent, knows the lay of the land, trusting, of course. WW Tingle: found in jail, once let out becomes a hostile manager, stay away. FSA Tingle: he's trying to steal your stuff, no. DS spin-off Tingle: haven't played but seems easily distracted, gets into situations, wouldn't let him. 010 1
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 06/01/2026If you made a movie about people who there are photos of, you have to show photos of them next to their actors during the credits. It doesn't matter if the resemblance is strong or not but I just want to know 060 6
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 31/12/2025inside of my nose looks/feels like a Bruegel painting 010 1
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Brigitte Bardot dies: rest in piss bozo, go be racist in hell Mike F of "hot dog on the ground outside" tweet dies: may flights of angels sing thee to thy rest 🫡🫡🫡 1317 31
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Fellowship: Ringwraith goes "fuuuuck!" when it gets the torch in the face Towers: Ringwraith goes "fuuuuck!" when Sam knocks Frodo away from them King: Ringwraith goes "fuuuuck!" when that hobbit comes in with the big pumpkin 000 0
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 24/12/2025who decided to give apps sections you swipe through while a swipe can also tab you over to an entirely different part of the app 000 0
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 23/12/2025all the hockey I played as a kid was gay hockey according to the homophobic kids I played against/with, idk why this show has people riled up when it was fairly boring 000 0
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Look you hear 78 year old guy who was on tv and had a famous dad got stabbed in his home, you think "great, finally!" Then you remember oh shit he's actually 79, damn 000 0
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 13/12/2025It used to be a buzzkill to point out that it was the owner of Segway that died on one and not the inventor, but now it's funny to add that the inventor is in the Epstein photos 000 0
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Getting word there are shots where you can see the puppeteers operating Glen Bishop 010 1
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 30/11/2025(Otis Redding voice) Sittin' on the dock of the bay, watching my wiiiiife fuck away 020 2
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Think I might move to Calgary because of the ads telling me to move there. No other city has ever advertised to me that I should move there, probably because they know they'd be bad to move to. 010 1
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 12/11/2025From: will.graham@fbi.gov To: hlvacation@yahoo.com Subject: RE: Meeting Importance: High Crazy new re Tooth Fairy claims on National Tattler Is he loco ? 010 1
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 06/11/2025I'm a Landman in a Land of Bad, where there's a Manhunt for The Old Man and an Inside Man has the Wrath of Man, but some say that's just A Man In Full. 000 0
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Why don't any of the blue jays have Anthems for a Seventeen Year Old Girl as their walkup music 000 0
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 22/10/2025Every cybertruck I've encountered either has one man inside with no other passengers or the darkest window tint I've ever seen 000 0
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Looks like you put a rubber Dracula face mask on Dracula's actual face 000 0
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 08/10/2025It's bad enough the people he abused won't see justice, but new developments in the Peter Nygard story also mean having to see That One Photo Of Him again 100 1
falldownthrowup @falldownthrowup.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Top nine of the decade so far: The Boy And The Heron Memoria Saint Omer One Battle After Another La chimera The Souvenir Part 2 Mad God I Saw The TV Glow Caught By The Tides HM: Matrix Resurrections, Fabelmans, Killers Of The Flower Moon, Showing Up, A Different Man, and Sinners 000 0
