Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 11/10/2025MY ACNE IS SO BAD I will never fall asleep in makeup again 000
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 10/10/2025If you have a huge platform and stand for NOTHING and make no effort to make a change in this world for the better then I have 0 respect for you as an artist tbh 000
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 10/10/2025I’m too opinionated for my own good but I don’t give a fuck. I love hating and I love loving. I’m a lover of the experience. 000
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 10/10/2025It’s 2025. If you have access to running water (obvi not coming 4 homeless ppl) you should not smell like piss, shit, and BO. Especially not so much that I have to hold my breath while trapped in a bus because it’s that bad. There is no excuse to smell that bad. 000
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Adhd is the worst because I wanted to get so many things done that it got overwhelming when thinking of starting and I somehow did nothing instead 000
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I’ve been to many cities and I love so many of them, but there isn’t a city I despise more than Nashville Tennessee. 000
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 20/06/2025This whole Sabrina Carpenter album cover bs pisses me off tho. “Yess sexual liberation! Women can be sexual!” Unless you’re submissive and into men ig. And I’m saying this shit as a full on man hating lesbian who likes maybe 3 of her songs. 011
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Everyone’s so quick to call Sabrina Carpenter a pedophile but the same ppl let Melanie Martinez sexualize baby clothes and childrens toys for the past ten years 100
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 14/06/2025My roommate dead bolted me out of the apartment by mistake and then fell asleep. This was my cats attempt to save me. 010
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 13/06/2025(I will have a mental breakdown about my social awkwardness in 6 hours.) 000
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Idec I love being a social menace. I’m just gonna be saying things and either you fuck with that or you don’t. 000
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 10/06/2025In 15 years I’m gonna turn into one of those middle aged women who read smut on the metro 000
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 30/05/2025My mental health has never been worse ngl (I say this every time) 010
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 30/05/2025My job finally came for my poor attendance 🫡 time to lock in 020
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 29/05/2025I like my life again except I have therapy with a therapist I’m not really connecting with but she’s all I got rn 030
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Tried to call out and they literally just said I couldn’t lol. 000
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Low key I need a job that doesn’t send me to urgent care almost daily ‼️I was strong for like 6 months but idk if I’m cut out for this ‼️ 110
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Morning Musume and other heisei era J idol groups are kinda the best 010
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Defrosting the idol dance cover duo with my roommate that never debuted 010
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Mutuals im sorry for crashing out every week and then immediately being happy a few hours later cuz i feel great again LMAO 130
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 24/04/2025I feel like I’ve turned into a bitter bitch - when I see ppl living the life I wanna live I get a lil internally resentful like I’m not tryna be either I’m just so tired of what I have going on 010
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 22/04/2025…this is prolly just an episode ngl but fuck I hate everything 😭 030
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 18/04/2025Not to sound all gate keepy and annoying but I hate that agejo gyaru got popular because when I started I could get a ma*rs dress for 20$ and now the scalpers ruined it and everything is 200$ 010
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 14/04/2025My hair may be a bit over processed but I am not a natural kinda girlie my hair will be damaged and that’s just life 010
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Working in a female dominated work environment has truly made me realize that men are really the problem everywhere - I’ve never had such a chill vibe with my boss and coworkers 000
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 27/03/2025The zombie apocalypse cannot happen while I have this job. They’d shoot me 😭. This is the 2nd bite wound I’ve obtained since I started. 000
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Throw the whole schedule for today away I don’t wannnaaa do what they want me to do todayyyy 000
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 25/03/2025My client that bites is my favorite low key Idrc that he sent me to urgent care and made me get a tetanus shot 000
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Yesterday at work I got bitten so hard I had to go to urgent care 💀 000
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 16/03/2025I’m the ceo of deleting risky texts after she definitely saw them and just pretending she didn’t and hoping she does too 000
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 13/03/2025 at the point of the breakup where a dan and Phil edit made me cry. Just take me out back behind the barn and shoot me. 010
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 12/03/2025You were the best, but you were the worst as sick as it sounds I loved you first 010
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I want a break from my job so badly students don’t know how good they have it with all those random vacation weeks 000
Alexi @falchions.bsky.social · 01/03/2025How tf do you turn off black and white thinking. Everything’s either great or horrible with me 😭 010
