Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Here it is! From comparing the tuition for each institution in March Madness with a DPT Program, its the Most Expensive DPT Program Final Four! Watch this spot for updates on who will be crowned the winner. 070
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I'm currently accepting offers for PT Program commencement speaker engagements, productivity meeting pep talks, and on a sliding scale, talking to your patients on the Nu-Step about the weather and March Madness while you drink coffee and catch up on documentation in the office. 010
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 10/03/2025This is just a reminder that you completed 0% of the makeup documentation you promised yourself that you'd take care of over the weekend. 010
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 03/03/2025After months of advocacy, Minnesota Senate Bill 6834 has passed, which officially adds "passive aggressive range of motion" to the state practice act. 031
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 17/02/2025A complaint has been filed regarding the #APTACSM BINGO space for those who knew/ learned my true identity. Please note that the 85% of this content is cringe. It's embarrassing enough for these individuals, they carry a heavy burden, leave them alone. 030
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 13/02/2025#APTACSM Program Update: The session entitled "Reelin' Them In: Strategies To Increase Productivity" is accidentally scheduled next door at The Houston Fishing Show. We apologize and all in attendance will receive a free lure. 052
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 11/02/2025you want to find me at #APTACSM, I'll probably just loiter by the Nu-Step booth until they politely ask me to leave. 030
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Here's the official 2025 #APTACSM BINGO card! It's going to be epic with some amazing prizes. For those attending, please help get the word out. #CSM2025 041
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Here are the official 2025 #APTACSM BINGO prizes. Who doesn't love crappy keychains! I'll have 20 of these burning a hole in my pocket. Watch for the official BINGO card being released in a few days! #CSM2025 030
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Hang your poster well and one of these major awards can be yours next week. #APTACSM #CSM2025. 020
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 02/02/2025#APTACSM BINGO sneak peak! Presenters, adding #fakeptstats content not only helps your colleagues, but also increases the odds of uncomfortable silence in a session by 43%. 040
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 26/01/2025The official shoe of Physical Therapists over 50. 040
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 25/01/2025#APTACSM poster presenters, start practicing hanging your poster now! 97% of award winners from CSM 2024 received promotion, tenure, or a dream job offer within days. A cadre of judges with a keen eye for spatial dimensions will be on hand in Houston. 060
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 13/01/202557% of PTs have already given up on Dry Hydrocollator January. 040
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 01/01/2025In 2025, believe in yourself like a chiropractor treating colic. 060
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Building a snowman with a patient can be legally billed as 2 units of therapeutic activity, 1 unit of neuromuscular re-education and 1 unit of cryotherapy 050
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 15/12/2024As a reminder, any treatment session involving multiple lords a-leaping must be billed as therapeutic activity with a group therapy modifier. 040
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 05/12/2024The Wisconsin Functional Shoulder Scale consists of assessing a patient's ability to affix a Culver's drive through sticker without pain or substitution. 030
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 01/12/2024In the Midwest, calculating 80% 1RM is achieved by slowing increasing resistance until the patent says "Uff da". 011
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Home Health PTs can visually estimate the weight of any household object within half a pound. 050
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 28/11/202467% of Thanksgiving house fires are due to placing a frozen turkey directly into a hydrocollator. 020
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 26/11/2024"Physical therapy students shouldn't have to pay full tuition during clinical education". 060
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 22/11/2024"We should all be thankful that Charlie Brown has finally stopped trying to stretch the IT Band" 050
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 21/11/2024An escape room but you're in healthcare and have to repay your student loans within 10 years. 050
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 21/11/2024This exercise is illegal in 17 states and 3 Canadian provinces. 030
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 19/11/202452% of PTs enjoy chatting with other healthcare providers after work at the nearest SBAR. 051
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I was recently offered a sizable check to promote Biofreeze, which I turned down as my ethical standards are too high to promote such an amazing product your patients will love; now available in 4, 8 and 16 ounce easy to open containers. 070
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Not saying I felt old seeing Dave Matthews Band yesterday, but everyone got one of these upon admission 031
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 17/11/202497% of the time, WFL means We Forgot (to) Check. 050
Fake Physical Therapy Statistics @fakeptstats.bsky.social · 15/11/2024DPTs who introduce themselves to patients as "Dr. Steve" are legally required to clarify if they are a Steven or Stephen. 010
