fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 04/10/2026ever listen to Get Free? it’s crazy to think they released that and bubble butt just over a year apart 000
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 29/09/2026does it count if the song did so bad it was removed from the album? youtube.com/watch?v=vjIw...m.youtube.comwill.i.am - T.H.E. (The Hardest Ever) ft. Mick Jagger, Jennifer LopezYouTube video by williamVEVO 150
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 25/09/2026she really is the "provocative popstar" that 2026 deserves, largely for worse really. nicole kidman is one of the most nothing pop hits we've had in a while and that is a High bar 000
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i can't think of a worse fate for a stan twitter user than their underrated fave turning into "tate mcrae with less personality" for their debut album i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy this post calling her addison rae's wario is so brutally accurate it's the first adéla thing i think of now 100
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 14/09/2026pictured: will.i.am's verse on "GIRL LIKE ME". it seems like drake just downloaded the version that's missing the spanish 020
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 14/09/2026it autoplayed on my mom's phone constantly for what felt like a full year before she figured out how to remove it, we're still scarred to this day 020
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 28/08/2026i really expected there to be a joke for some reason 030
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 15/08/2026the whole video seemed like a creative exercise of randomly generating an order and trying to justify it as best as possible i liked that the top 2 of this summer 2026 ranking was nearly identical to the top 2 of todd's 2025 best list 020
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 04/08/2026i can't stop by flux pavilion cracked the bubbling under in 2012 thanks to its use in the seminal documentary short film Kony 2012 020
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 04/08/2026but the investors need any chart win they can get, even if it's embarrassing. they crave legitimacy. labels are going all in too (deals between wmg/suno, umg/udio, seemingly empire/treblo) so realistically they need to cook the numbers in their favor. they need to pretend any of this was a good idea 010
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 04/08/2026ai music is distinctly unpopular, especially in the us. rubberz is so far the only [allegedly] ai-generated song to chart on the hot 100, one song with ai vocals even got pulled from the chart after it was embroiled in controversy and legal trouble. the average person would rather not listen to ai 220
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 04/08/2026this time it's an established musician which means more real people are willing to engage with it, leading to higher visibility and greater scrutiny. there's a reason more people are talking about this than "LET ME BE" even though that song's had equally strong spotify numbers and it's confirmed ai 110
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 04/08/2026rubberz is at least different in that to my knowledge most ai slop that gets pushed is in the realms of dance music, where artists are generally already anonymous and popular songs tend to stick to a formula. this is what i mean by the itunes thing it is a landfill www.popvortex.com/music/charts...popvortex.comiTunes Top 100 Dance Songs 2026iTunes chart of the top 100 dance songs 2026. List of the current top dance music is updated daily. 110
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 04/08/2026ai songs get their numbers juiced all the time. go look at the top songs on itunes it's all ai brainrot no one's ever heard of. tiktok seems to play some part in it but i suspect there’s a not-insignificant amount of astroturfing going on 150
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Reposted by fakenoisingThe CryptKeifer @dannyvegito.bsky.social · 25/09/2023I love my job. Me and my bros get to hang out in a cozy research base in Antarctica. How can this place get any better? Oh fuck yeah a dog just showed up 263468746
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fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 28/05/2026for my money this is one of the best things you've ever written 080
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 02/02/2026i do want to point out that the part about pusha t is set in 2007, which makes a little more sense? the timeline's still pretty weird though 110
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 13/12/2025golden's specifically the kind of kpop modeled after club boom era dancepop and there were a bunch of triplet hits from around that time (right round, cooler than me, womanizer) so maybe that's why? lots of great triplet dance songs in general (latch, tainted love, run away with me) so 000
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 13/12/2025there were definitely a lot this year (golden, ordinary, daisies, man i need + lose control, die with a smile and beautiful things lasting for an eternity). maybe it's cause triplet rhythms harken back to that more retro slow dance-y sound? wouldn't explain all of those tho. 12/8 is goated i get it 110
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 05/11/2025guy doesn't seem to be irredeemably bad or anything he's just. moronic? i guess that's the word for it. deeeefinitely needs a pr team 010
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 05/11/2025sombr responds with his own tiktok that i frankly find too obnoxious to try and summarize myself. he doesn't address the actually concerning part of the response at all 100
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 05/11/2025someone went to one of his shows and called him out for it on tiktok pointing out that his fanbase is mostly very young teen girls and he shouldn't be saying stuff like this with that audience 100
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 05/11/2025sombr made a handful of inappropriate jokes at a concert (telling his fans to bark for him, calling himself daddy etc) 100
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 04/11/2025lots of great picks but i can't believe someone who has access to that many resources and written good music before could release Actually Romantic. like SOMEONE had to have said something 030
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 29/10/2025i don't think this is him selling out per se but i do think it's a weird failed experiment with one very obvious hit and if the next album isn't really good i could see it become the trainwreckord 000
Reposted by fakenoisingClara Jeffery @clarajeffery.bsky.social · 11/10/2025We will need Nuremberg-like trials 16673642422
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 10/10/2025well personally i think we need to be more understanding of people who just woke up from a 41+ year long coma 000
Reposted by fakenoisingAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/10/2025you cannot lose elections to people that suggest lee greenwood for the super bowl halftime show over bad bunny 421204181
Reposted by fakenoisingRobert / Zeboyd @zeboydgames.bsky.social · 10/07/2025If "AI" was as valuable as they say it is, they wouldn't be selling it to you. They'd be using it themselves in secret to make the next Minecraft, the next Avatar, the next Hello Kitty and then they'd sell that to you. They're trying to sell you a sick goose, while pretending it lays golden eggs. 5264972568
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 27/09/2025maybe it's cause i'm a younger music fan but this is how i learn people hate this song apparently. no idea why 010
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 27/09/2025you can tell you're on the wrong side of youtube recommendations when you start getting doug walker revisionism 000
Reposted by fakenoisingTom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Ultimately labels are just labels, man, and what really matters is “Do I listen to better music than Rick Beato and am I less of a dickhead?” 1281
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 17/08/2025molina's pretty close. had one tiktok hit and absolutely nothing else. what a shame she's got good stuff 010
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 03/08/2025@ownsongkaraoke.bsky.social i had to download a bunch of music videos for a personal project and noticed a recent addition to the canon youtu.be/jk4ZSX7hZW4 it's not super prevalent but it's thereyoutu.beMyke Towers - TENGO CELOS (Official Music Video)YouTube video by Myke Towers 030
Reposted by fakenoisingNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/07/2025A Nazi owns Twitter, right wing billionaires own the Wall Street Journal and the LA Times, and CBS is run by a right wing nepo baby who just fired one of the network’s biggest stars for criticizing Donald Trump. Here’s why America has a left-wing media bias problem. 94161724733
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 18/07/2025it’s great! appreciate its existence during trying times 000
fakenoising @fakenoising.bsky.social · 11/07/2025between this and sapphire i’m not sure why he decided to release the blandest dancepop of seven years ago as singles now 000
Reposted by fakenoisingmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 23/06/2025It's one of those things like "the velvet underground only sold 6,000 records but everyone who bought it started their own band" but for everyone who answered "yes" to this being given a national newspaper column 6775241310
