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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
An edit of the headline and brief above, edited for correctness and taste
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
figured
results from the quiz in the quoted post, featuring patience and integrity as the top results
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
a similarly modified screenshot of a later comment by the same poster
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
In an extremely rare occurrence, I drew something??
a rough sketch of a large, two handed saber. the saber is one contiguous piece with a half-moon tip, one sharp edge, and a simple wrap around the tang to make a handle. there is no guard. a large ring forms at the pommel, presumably as a counterweight, and on a smaller ring at the bottom of that a Chinese lucky knot tassel is tied. The flat of the blade has the characters 羅侯星 (lúo hóu xīng), for "Rahu Star", engraved on it
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The worst person you know just made a great point etc etc; I mean, he's still wrong *in spirit*, but it is true that American capitalism cannot be made to function for ordinary Americans just by increasing wealth taxes. That's why we have to tear the whole system down. Mere reform won't cut it.
A post by all-time champion bad poster Will "Kick Me" Stancil, saying
"You may be able to GET ELECTED by saying "The 1% have stolen the American Dream from you." But what happens next? You literally can't solve the problem by imposing on the 1% and no one else. You're going to have to renege on your promises; you might well get eaten by the very same beast you fed."
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
get one of these things, a lot of the nerve endings for resetting your neck muscles are in your scalp. when my neck pain is especially bad these things save my life
a wire scalp massager
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The idea that the CPC would even think to bother engaging in Western social media campaigns to boost support is actually incredibly funny
a screenshot of a Bluesky post in which a sinophobe expresses concern that the Communist Party of China (CPC) is engaging in social media campaigns to bolster support in Western countries
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The Dark Queen of Mortholme
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
That's the advantage of living in a white ethnostate like Scandinavian nations: you get to benefit economically from global imperialism but the frontlines are comfortably far away from you. Americans are faced with the reality of imperialism every day, and we have no choice but to take a side
A screenshot of a smug Norwegian bragging about living in a white ethnostate
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
the wine dark sea
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Post a cartoon you remember that nobody remembers.
cover art for the Saturday morning cartoon "Hammerman", a music-centered cartoon featuring 80's and 90's hip-hop star MC Hammer
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Logan Cunningham
The official art of Rucks, the narrator from Bastion, voiced by Logan Cunningham
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
you don't say
A screenshot of my feed featuring a cat girl posted above the OP
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
And so trans women continue to be ABSURDLY overrepresented among the best indie game developers lol (congrats, Jasmine)
A screenshot of a post of a screenshot of a post of screenshots of Team Cherry's lead programmer, Jasmine Vine's Bluesky Page, showcasing her new name and pfp
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Capitalist economists after Marx:
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Why's he making the Smudge face lol
Smudge the cat from the iconic meme
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Blueskyの日本人の友人の中に、戦後昭和時代の日本農業に詳しい専門家をご存知の方はいらっしゃいますか?彼らにとって興味深いかもしれない品物を持っているんです。
An information plate in Japanese on an agricultural precipitation tracker from the post-war period
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I got bad news for you:
A Korg Trident synth keyboard
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Anubis from Tiredog Animations scolds the titular character after kidnapping him to turn him into a mummy
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
the creature from Labyrinth yelling with the exact same expression in the above post
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
like seriously, This Is Cat
Izutsumi thinks Izutsumi
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
surely
meat's meat
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'm rooting for them
A picture of shipping containers with the caption "Cargo thieves have set their sights on data center supplies"
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Moth girl hentai be like
The words "Dickinda Flying Insect" on the box in the picture in the post above
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A smiling Vietnamese woman, Võ Thi Thang, smiles as she is sentenced to twenty years by the US backed fascist government imposed during the Vietnam War, saying "Your government will not last that long" to the judge. She was proven correct.
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
when the artist labels their layers the way I am about the art
the layer labels from the image above
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The stean profile page for the rage-game "Get To Work", featuring the tagline "You are poor and bald. Get to Work." as its description
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
A Flygon, official art
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
*presses my cutest button*
Peacock from Skullgirls attempts to kick a football, but whiffs it
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
A generated fake Star Trek the Original Series episode title screen titled "THREE KLINGONS AND A BABY"
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
A Bunyip from MGE is pretty close to that tbh:
A Bunyip from the Monster Girl Encyclopedia, a dark-gray skinned lamia covered in downy white fur all along the back from head to tail, with dark purple scales on the snake belly
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
picrew.me/en/image_mak... Not a bad representation of me at certain points in my life
A picrew created from the above link, featuring a brown haired androgynous person glaring at the viewer with a cup of coffee, chewing on a stalk of grass
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
my9games.com The site is in Japanese and a lot of the provided game covers are, but it's got a pretty comprehensive list including modern titles on Steam. Anyway it's REALLY hard to narrow it down to nine because games are my life's greatest love, but this is a pretty good list I think
Covers for the following games (some are in Japanese, though I played the American versions I list here):
Super Smash Bros Melee
Thief Gold
Super Metroid 
The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening 
Void Stranger
Ar Tonelico: Melody of Elemia
Mega Man 2
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
Earthbound
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Quotes Brackets Parentheses Backslash
What are the four core character classes? Wrong answers only. (Picture is a medieval landsknecht fighting a skeleton, a memetic image often seen in TTRPG posts)
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
The information we need is right here, in the public domain:
The cover of an English edition of Vladimir Lenin's "What Is To Be Done?"
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Easy modification of this
The page for the D&D 5th Ed. homebrew fighter archetype "Three Halflings In A Trenchcoat"
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
The False Knees "What?" confused bird meme with the above text
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I'm sorry, a demon whispered in my ear and I couldn't help myself
A distasteful edit of the above photo
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Oh.... ok then lol
A cute comic by user @mariogrant in which a goblin lady is caught by poachers and sold into captivity to be an office ladyThe bottom of the replies section to the post, where replies hidden by the Bluesky moderation system for rudeness goThe reply that the Bluesky moderation hid, which contains a completely ironic call for tech companies to stop illegally poaching goblins. Great job tipping your hand there Bluesky
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
For various reasons of gender and social signaling I "old man" code in public, which is to say I deliberately overplay my age by wearing frumpy clothes, but since one consequence of that is people might mistake me for a conservative I wear one of these hats:
A piraeus cap, or Greek fisherman's hat
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Mike Jones, the protagonist of Startropics, jamming bananas in his ears (or taking them out???)
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Same energy
The Serval Meme
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
When you're standing next to a serval and realize you're one too
Two servals are standing next to each other, one doing the "serval pose", and the other looking at it curiously. In the frame below, both are doing the "serval pose"
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
@kioraofmyst.bsky.social seems like you've got a skinwalker, dunno if there's a procedure creators follow in these cases but I figured I'd give you a heads up
A screenshot of a friend request from a bot pretending to be a vtuber
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
One of my personal favorites
A mess of various instructions on turning Chinese takeout boxes into plates
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FakeKraid @fakekraid.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Is there a dinner plan
A wood paneled living room spattered with a great deal of fake blood
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