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Fake Jesse Palmer

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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Finally caught up on #BachelorInParadise and I have so many thoughts. All the men are red flags except for Spencer. Even Andrew is giving me a weird vibe, like he knows he isn't into it as much as Alexe. And the poor Golden women need more men ASAP😭
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Huda handles her conversations with Nic and Ace super well, but does a complete 180 when it comes to Jeremiah in any capacity. Also, what did Jeremiah lie about? Did anyone catch that? #LoveIslandUSA
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I think Iris should be with Nic, then Cierra with Jeremiah 👀 #LoveIslandUSA
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
This episode was a whiplash. In summary: - Austin and Ace about to do a switcheroo - Taylor and Olandria need to split. Taylor not drooling over her is not a good sign - Nic has one brain cell but is trying his best #LoveIslandUSA
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Ace if you can't handle being called "babe" please gtfo of the villa 😭😭 #LoveIslandUSA
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
What Ace means to say is "I'm scared you'll call me babe in front of Chelley" 🙄 #LoveIslandUSA
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
We were all robbed of a Taylor and Belle-a love story 🥲😭 #LoveIsland
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Me listening to Belledasha talk #LoveIsland
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
"...... 50/50!" lmao I can't with these boys #LoveIsland
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
"Does she not see what me and Jeremiah have?" Uh, no Huda. She literally just got here. #Wtf #LoveIsland
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Calling it now that the two new bombshells link up with Charlie and Austin #LoveIsland
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Belledasha is about to have the boys lining up 😮‍💨 #LoveIsland
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
On the other hand... Huda becoming a mom so young, then coming to Love Island is probably a crazy adjustment. #LoveIsland
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Why do I feel like Huda was hoping Jeremiah would crash out 😭😭 I'm getting weird vibes #LoveIsland
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Hot take, but Belle-A and Taylor should chat. They would make a great couple. #LoveIsland
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Goodnight bachelor fam, see y'all next time #TheBachelor #BIP
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Wait, so TWO seasons of BIP this summer?! #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
GOLDEN BIP?! STFU #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
It's past my bedtime y'all #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
So Zoe on BIP right?! RIGHT?! #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Zoe with the fuck ass bob, I'm here for it 💅 #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I cannot WAIT for BIP!!! Bring it on #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Jesse please ask her how she felt watching back Grant deciding #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
We're all mad with Litia about Grant. But Brandon during Michelle's season was also blindsided. And Joey literally started getting down on a knee for Charity. It's not the first time runner up was strung along 😅 #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I'm begging for a happy ending between these lone wolves #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Julianna watching this #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I don't think I have ever seen a runner up so pissed off 😅 Litia deserves her love story!!! I hope she finds peace #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Grant had tunnel vision when he was with each of them. He messed up making promises he couldn't keep. Yikeroonies #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
But if Grant really did say these things, poor Julianna. Sheesh. #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Unpopular opinion but I'm so glad Grant chose Julianna 😅 Litia is pulling a lot of "He said this but it wasn't shown" 🤔 #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
So Grant needed more time to decide AND it's raining but the producers didn't delay the proposal?! #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Grant holding back tears 🥺 I know it seemed obvious to us that she was going home. but I think they had a deep connection, just no time to explore it #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
"3 women, 2 roses, and 1 Grant" are going to be lyrics in Grants next single lmao #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Grant: I love you Litia: #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Litia's claw clip is so cute #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Litia wanted the silent yoga date LOL #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Katie telling Litia about her fantasy suites experience #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Omg I forgot Zach did that, so cringey 😭 #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Wait a min. Grant and Zoe are kind of glowing. But also someone get them some sunglasses 😂😭 #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I still can't believe Alexe isn't here, I miss that b #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Talking about favorite colors before fantasy suites is wild #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Zoe is calling BS you can see it in her expressions lol #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Zoe: "We are both having fun." 😐 #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Grant pulling a Joey/Daisy date with the silent yoga... Yikes #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Zoe girl i love this color on you #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I think this is the first time anyone on this show has eaten a meal on camera?!? Breakfast looks fire too #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Julianna brings out the emotional side of Grant, but they also have so much fun together. I think they are end game #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Grant crying with her is so sweet. You can tell how deeply he cares for her😭 #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
I'm so curious if Litia will walk away if Grant sleeps with other women. Could make for a julianna/zoe top 2 #TheBachelor
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Fake Jesse Palmer @fakejessepalmer.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Y'all what if Zoe wins #TheBachelor
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