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Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

We probably should at least start thinking about our next album.

Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

I disagree. Bono, you are nothing less than soil regeneration in human form. I am merely a farmer who reports improved mental and physical health and a greater sense of pride and satisfaction in working with nature to produce healthy food and restore the land.

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Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 10/12/2025

What creature wouldn’t be happy in your strong but gentle embrace? Especially when you’re talking about things like sustainable land management, water harvesting, and my favorite, agroforestry?

Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

And look at us holistically grazing our lambs.

Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

I’d love to tell you all about the scalability issues that occur when farmers implement techniques such as diverse crop rotations and holistic grazing.

Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Twelve days is a perfectly reasonable response time, Bono.

Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

We mainly think about soil regeneration, etc.

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Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

Yes! They’re trying to make us seem, well, prurient. When we are as pure as the driven snow!

Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 24/11/2025

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Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

I can imagine Larry calling PJ “oul’ wagon,” but you? When she clearly loves you so much? On her birthday? Go sit in the corner and think about your actions.

Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

On behalf of my esteemed colleague and myself*, happy birthday to you, dear PJ. @pjdegenaro.bsky.social *We would love to join you at Achtoon Tower, but we’re currently trapped in some kind of sub-basement…? Long story.

Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

Thanks for your very kind birthday wishes. Even though I’m fake, I try my best to seem real. And now to scrap whatever we’ve recorded so far over the past several years and start over again! (In September, of course, as August is our sacred relaxation month.)

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Fake Bono @fakebono.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Don't worry, baby. It's gonna be alright. Uncertainty can be a guiding light.

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Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

That little cringe-face was made in the hopes of mollifying our esteemed colleague. But you will always have permission to speak freely in my DMs.

Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

I think I'd enjoy you working under me, yes.

Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

I mean, that was clearly the plan all along.

Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

HELLO FROM YOUR TWO(!) FAVORITE CITIZENS OF IRELAND!🇮🇪

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Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Happy birthday, my dear friend. ❤️😎

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*whispers* It's not even that big of a mess.

*adopts The Pose™️* Okay, boss.

We thought we had people who do that. Certainly the architectural triumph that is Achtoon Tower has a maintenance staff, yes?

Sorry about that, B. I was feeling myself, what can I say?

I realize that you felt the need to acknowledge everyone who helped you, so the length of that section was understandable. But it lacked a certain amount of lip-smacking innuendo, as Mother Achtoon would say.

There, there. Our esteemed colleagues are known far and wide for their overactive imaginations. If you’d engaged in shenanigans, surely you would have written about it in your book. Instead of that big activism section.

Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 14/01/2025

I thought they did an excellent job of imagining my various acts of musical heroism.

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I’ve been thinking about our Irish/sci-fi project and doing some research. I think we need a third component. And that component is: Polka.

Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Open invitation to pop by for some vanquishing.

Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

You inspire strong emotions. Always have. But thse people need to calm the hell down.

Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

That little medal looks adorable around your neck.

Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

I've got a Glenmorangie 18 Year Old whiskey that will pair nicely with that. I'll be there in ten minutes.

Fake Edge @fakeedge.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

I mean, sure, but I really must take issue with the press and now you referring to it as “sci fi.” I prefer hard *science fiction,* and how many times do I have to explain the difference? “Trantor Hag with the Money and Stilton.” See how much better that is?

Bono/Edge side project, then? I'm sure we could get Eno on board.

I thought they were jamming with us, bemused by the new, cheese-forward lyrics but soldiering on good-naturedly.

"Outside it's American. Outside it's American."

Bullet the bleu cheese-- Okay, now I'm imagining having to sing "cheese" several million times.