Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comBart Simpson and the Giant BootALT: Bart Simpson and the Giant Boot 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Seeing his poll numbers dropping the President is ordering all agencies to replace the word ‘down’ with ‘up’. To avoid confusion, agencies will refer to ‘up’ as ‘super up’. 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Every chef in Brooklyn: I want to open a low key neighborhood restaurant for regular people. Also evey chef in Brooklyn: My signature hamburger comes with cow placenta jus and micro cilantro. It coats $43. Fries are extra. 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I fucking hate it, but everyone talking about Lake ‘America’ needs to understand that the world in which map companies decide what stuff is called instead of sovereign governments is much worse. You want Google to start overruling governments around the world? Weighing in on territorial claims? 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 02/09/2026static.klipy.comFuturama: Shut Up And Take My Money MemeALT: Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I have said it before and I will say it again. The best way to know that your cause is just is to be facing Randy Masteo in court. 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I know there are bigger fish to fry but America is boned if we can’t find a way to build 8 miles of bike path for less than 1 billion dollars.latimes.comThe eight-mile gap in the L.A. River bike path downtown has a billion-dollar problemSomeday, you might be able to ride a bike from the western San Fernando Valley to Long Beach along the Los Angeles River. But an eight-mile gap downtown with a ballooning price tag remains. 100
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 02/08/2026In all of these AI implementation failures is a much more boring story: It is really hard to purchase and implement enterprise level software at companies of any size. Ask me how I know. There’s basically no third party reviews or guidance. 100
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Yessssss!!!!!! Now, stop trying to make these unfilmable books work and make a Snow Crash movie already.static.klipy.comFuturama: Shut Up And Take My Money MemeALT: Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Would you say that the growth of the outbreak has been…explosive?static.klipy.comMan Walks Away from Car ExplosionALT: Man Walks Away from Car Explosion 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 22/07/2026So many people on this website: Capitalism sucks. I want government to do a thing instead. [Government says they are doing a thing] Pffff,this is going to suck. Eveyone knows government can’t do a thing! 100
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Rhode Island hot wieners all the way. Onlyville in Onlyville and Wein-O-Rama probably my top two with an honorable mention for Rod’s in Warren. 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 08/07/2026What’s it called when you lie about being a rapist to win an election? It’s not called winning with an asterix, it’s called cheating. The voters intent doesn’t matter any more, they were bamboozled. They voted for a non-rapist and that guy doesn’t exist. 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 30/06/2026bambamramfan.github.io/ai-compass/bambamramfan.github.ioThe AI Compass29 questions. Two axes. Which of 30 AI archetypes are you? 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Mamdani should announce a commission or a contest to redesign the city flag. It’s meh and has basically been the same for 100+ years. 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Just give bad reviews! I took a five star Uber to the airport and we almost ate it screeching around corners at *the airport*at 50mph. I don’t want to die in a shitty, banged up minivan on my way to the airport because you didn’t want to get someone in trouble. 120
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 16/06/2026It took me a very long time to realize that my parents did not love me. And even then, after coming to that terrible realization, I blew up my life to take care of a mother who hit me for getting bad grades in middle school.nytimes.comThe Pain of Caring for a Parent Who Abused You 120
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 13/06/2026The number of businesses with a social media presence that does not include their precise street address is too damn high. Oh, you’re cooking up a storm in Franklin? Is love to stop by, is that Tennessee, Ohio or Massachusetts? 000
Reposted by Danner WannerElon Green @elongreen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Are we sure the spurs aren’t playing the Mets 1527
Reposted by Danner WannerActual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Andrew Arsencunt United States, Census, 1920 3586
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Autodesk, where our flagship cloud collaboration platform has had four different names in 10 years. 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 22/05/2026We’re doing months of environmental review for outdoor dining areas? What are we doing here? 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 22/05/2026It’s definitely the midnight traffic jams on the BQE that make New York a world class city. 100
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 22/04/2026What could go wrong?theguardian.comUS military service members will no longer be required to get annual flu shotDefense secretary Pete Hegseth makes announcement and calls military’s flu vaccine mandate ‘broad’ and ‘not rational’ 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 15/04/2026youtube.comCool KidsYouTube video by Screeching Weasel - Topic 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 13/04/2026It’s fun to complain about printers but… If you have the $, buy a laser printer. From Brother or HP. Ive had my HP laser printer for six years. Still on the first toner cartridge. 40-50 pages a year. Fully expect it to last for another 5-10 years if not longer. 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Have people at the New York Times not heard of chili? 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I thought my actions would have even worse consequences is not the slam dunk that he thinks it is. 000
Reposted by Danner Wannerspringfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 20/03/2026 3649
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 06/03/2026I have an Audio Processing Disorder that sends every sound I can hear directly to my brain. I cannot focus on something else. I just. Hear. Everything. I've been wearing headphones in public for more than three decades and you'll pry them from my cold dead hands. 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I once played Guitar Hero with Kieran Culkin at a party. 010
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 05/03/2026For some reason, Mets catcher Mackey Sasser visited my fourth grade math class in 1991. Still might have the card I got him to sign. Let’s Go Mets! 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Look, Kerry was probably doomed from the jump, but I’m starting to think I was the only person alive in 2004. 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 23/02/2026My craziest take is that car horns should sound inside the vehicle also. Make it annoying enough that people will only use it in actual emergencies. 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Really neat how everyone on here is sure that they know the impact of a true AGI. The impact of a super intelligence that is smarter than all humans who ever lived combined is going to be very very weird and have a ton of unthinkable and unknowable implications.It’s not gonna be CharGPT but better. 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Everyone is saying it’s the worst disaster at the El Paso airport since an unnamed passenger dropped a very large glass jar of hot salsa in the departures area and then walked away 15 years ago. 😬😬 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 13/02/2026These people need to be investigated for their large scale oxygen thievery operation. 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Lots of people have an expectation that they’ll be able to recognize evil when it’s in front of them and that’s a convenient, childish lie. Place where I used to work did business with an actual serial killer. For years. If I told you he was killing women on Long Island, I would have sounded crazy. 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 05/02/2026Elon: Money can’t buy happiness. Everyone: But surely it can buy access to accurate information useful for critical thinking? Elon: Also no. 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 05/02/2026A few days before she was admitted to the hospital with the flu, my mother in-law told me she never gets sick because she takes sooo much vitamin C and that does the trick every time. 🤦 000
Danner Wanner @fakeamerica.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Much socialism. Such anti-capitalist. Also, @mayor.nyc.gov talk to the Gov about ending the state rule for new LLCs that requires them to report their formation by buying an ad in the newspaper. It’s dumb, expensive(in NYC) and ppl are already ignoring it and working around it. 000
Reposted by Danner WannerEditing the Blue-Gray Lady @nytdiff.bsky.social · 15/01/2026nytimes.comHow Mamdani Is Moving to Cut Red Tape for Small Business OwnersThough small business advocates in New York are excited that Mayor Zohran Mamdani is tackling the issue of excessive fees and fines, they’ve heard similar promises before. 121
