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Fake Alaska ™️

@fakealaska.bsky.social
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“The Reign Of Chaos” -Joey Nolfi Not the winner of Rupauls Drag Race Allstars Season 2 🏁👑

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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Lolllll
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Clock it
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
We still use this?
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Welcome to the haus of Fake ™️
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Ayyyy muy perra amortzzzz
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Trisha Putas 💗 @thetrishaputas.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
PUSSY COMING SOON 💗
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I want Kesha to fuck Orlando bloom and show Katy Perry who’s he really is
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
What’s tea gorgelintraaa?
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Oh heyyyyy
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
When was the audience gonna tell me I got an open invitation to get on hot goss?? @alaskathunderfuck.bsky.social I would love to 💋
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
It’s crazy when you think about how many songs you know front to back without ever choosing to listen to it on your own….
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
WHAT SONG??!?
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Me at $5 fridays:
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Omg besties we hit 7 MILLION!!!!
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
They’re holding space
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Trisha Putas 💗 @thetrishaputas.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Western Sky 📍
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
OhwoahaheoahahahhhahHh
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Big fat pussy… and I don’t think I can stress this enough. MUFASA
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Boots though. I have three tanks and agree bowls are abusive as most don’t have filters or a way to have a bubble source and since they don’t have flat ends can’t hold a water heater. Like I want you to know I 100% know where you are coming from and your feelings are valid. It was cunt to me tho.
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I think we should be asking what she did with them. Cause plot twist they’re alive and in a bowl now… 🙈
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Ok so here’s my thing like I completely 100% agree right… but feeder fish genuinely don’t live long at all. They are not pets they are not for human consumption they are born to die or be eaten by other animals. Those same fish could have easily been floating in the tank the next day in the pet shop
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
What if I said the feeder fish shoe was cunt and you bitches are boring. Mind you all this rah rah is coming from the same collective that MADE FUN OF the dead butterflies Asia O’Hara threw in the air. Y’all just can’t stand to see a black queen serve cunt and it shows.
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Accounts are randomly being banned… it’s a soft ban
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Officially over X…. Porns being banned people are upset about a feeder fish in a pleaser…. And I still only have 60 followers. RIP
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Oh not this…. On $5 Friday?!?!
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Love you!!!!
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Woke up to @fall0nxx.bsky.social living for the dolls mug 🫶🏼 true inspiration!!!
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
But are they $5?
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
“Wetter is better” WET PUSSY DIVAS RISE UP!!!
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
There’s a medication for that.
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
You stay out of my borealis
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
So scared for my sister…. It’s been 24 hours I don’t think she’s breathed out.
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I haven’t seen wicked yet but I gave some of the songs a listen (I’m an Ari fan what can I say new music is new music) and I truly have to say I can only envision Cynthia’s emotions during the wizard and I. Especially the degreenification of it all…. CHILLS!!!!!
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
You rn:
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Ok but be honest with me…. Was she TRULY defying gravity?
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Ugh FINE!!! @littledicklegend.bsky.social send me a $5 Mac and a $5 hummus xoxo
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I need a moment…. To collect myself.
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Goodnight @upuntildawn.net 🫶🏼
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I’ve harrassed @littledicklegend.bsky.social enough on dawns internet tonight
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
“* muah *”
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Are you a girl that poops? Or a bitch that SHITS!!?!?!?
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
@joeynolfi.bsky.social has been inaugurated into the haus of Fake™️
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Fake Alaska ™️ @fakealaska.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I’ll die on this hill…. @themisstoto.bsky.social had the best celebrity death match rendition in history.
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