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Lissie

@fairydogma.bsky.social
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Spicy old lady. Anti fascist AF. Pro Democracy AFer. 🇺🇸 "Walk softly and carry a Big Pooper Scooper" ~ me. #NAFO #fella #PresidentLikeZelenskyy #VoteLikeHungary #TakeCareOfBusinessLikeSKorea 🚫DMs unless I know you. (And I most likely do not).

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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 4h
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Jack Smith carrying a chair to the GOP farcical hearing so he can tell those clown to SIT DOWN.
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sunburn Cannabis Florida (medical) 

A fine repast of "Rainibow Punch" 2G handroll. Thanks, Farm!
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me, cracking myself up.
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Look! This smolkat is doing his best Mitch impression!
3 week old kitten with more meowntal acuity than Mitch McConnell
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
🫳🏽🎤
On a scale of Kristi Gnome (0) to Ka$h Patel(10) how much do you like dogs?
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
A lovely hash hole of "dirty dan" lovingly wrapped with a mix of roadkill afghani x swamp chomper. Giving such OG relaxies ... blessings to the flower, I am medicated. ✨
A lovely hash hole of "dirty dan" lovingly wrapped with a mix of roadkill afghani x swamp chomper.
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
7days post phlebotomist who was VIGOROUSLY searching for a vein and semi hit it..... I gotta go back in two weeks. 😬 It looks GOOD today, finally. The one before was pitch perfect and didn't even leave a purple pin point for more than 3 days. 🫠
Week old bruising from a careless phlebotomist....
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We ride at Dawn.😂
A valiant, yet very chicken shit poodle is photogenic as Helll from the backsides and yes, he's taller than the tallest Rottweiler I owned over 20yrs, but he's mine, and we ride at Dawn.
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
This is a family friendly platform, lady. 😂😂😂😂😂 Happy Caturday!
Poodle checking out an incoming storm ... it smells "blowie"
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Poodle checking out the incoming storm winds....

ecking out the incoming storm winds
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
physicsuncovered
Suggested for you
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Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term
"dark matter," which is impressive; but he also coined the term "spherical bastard" to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Frog love.🐸
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
😬
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hey, Micro Moses Grindr Johnson, we are done with your elder abuse. Take the keys away, yo.
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Sounds like a baby one of these. Call a pest control services
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Oh yeah..... Peter Barker agrees.
Dumb dog smiling at me. Blooming rosemary and a broken watering can in the background. 🤣
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The guy on the left looks incredibly uncomfortable. The guy on the right is buffering.
The guy on the left looks incredibly uncomfortable. The guy on the right is buffering.
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
youtube.com/shorts/vTIRS... ☠️☠️☠️
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
So, I guess I'm more allergic to yellow flies than I have been previously. WTF! Dr. visit or get more benedryl?
A yellow fly bite showing some necrotic tissue and swelling. Yikes.
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Oh, the terpenes! My Boy Blue from Florida Ave Brewing in Tampa, along with a nice phatty filled with '89 Northern Lights? #HippyHourYo
Oh, the terpenes! My Boy Blue from Florida Ave Brewing in Tampa, along with a nice phatty filled with '89 Northern Lights? 

#HippyHourYo
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Skääääl, from Florida:😶‍🌫️🫠 (with a high octane local and a high octane local)😂
Skääääl, from Florida:😶‍🌫️🫠 (with a high octane local and a high octane local)😂
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Holy crossfade, Batman! Happy Ides of May. 🤣 A joint mixed w/Petrol Station x Banana Shack Fleur, tossed back by a merry libation called "Tropical Beer Hug" coming in at a heroic 9.9% by vol according to the label. I concur:👍🏽 😬🫠
Holy crossfade, Batman!

Happy Ides of May. 🤣

A joint mixed w/Petrol Station x Banana Shack Fleur, tossed back by a merry libation called "Tropical Beer Hug" coming in at a heroic 9.9% by vol according to the label. 

I concur:👍🏽 😬🫠
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I love that the birds are using my makeshift birdbath in drought stricken NoFL. Papa looking over mami while she bathes. Put water out for the fauna. It's a good thing.
I love that the birds are using my makeshift birdbath in drought stricken NoFL. Papa looking over mami while she bathes.
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
A #nafo babe sporting her summer wear - oh, and her beach bag says "fuck Putin".
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
So this happened yesterday and I spent 4 hours in the ER today so I can keep the orthopedic practice I go to in business and African photo safaris!
So this happened yesterday and I spent 4 hours in the ER today so I can keep the orthopedic practice I go to in business and African photo safaris!  (A photo of my leg elevated with a stability brace adornment).
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Best take I've seen all day between bridgerton episodes. 🤣
WWn
IMDb

WATERFORD WHISPERS NEWS
Latest Trump Assassination Attempt Gets 2-Star IMDb Rating For "Poor Pacing And Predictability"
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Me and my wizard pipe, made by #OneTrickPony Filled to the brim with Chem de la Chem, Motorbreath 15 & Sherb Cream Pie. Happy Hippy Hour, ya'll!
Me and my wizard pipe, made by #OneTrickPony 

Filled to the brim with Chem de la Chem, Motorbreath 15 & Sherb Cream Pie. 

Happy Hippy Hour, ya'll!
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
When you finish that phatty of Bloomington headband at 4.59% terps and everything becomes more green and 3D and smiley. #JoyFlowerFarm
Pomegranate treetop in front of a collosal Magnolia.
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Dog morgen, ya'll.
A nice wake and bake with canna in the coffee and canna in the hand. (Petrol station + Kahlo' Bush.
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Also Florida therapy!
OYSTER CITY
BREWING COMPANY
FLORIDA U.S.A.
355mL
12 FL C
TATES HELLES
5.0 Alc/vol
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
youtube.com/watch?v=Nn7Z... 🙃
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Better living through chemistry, yo!
The axis of EVIL.
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I’d like to guess “C”, please …
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
420pm on a Monday with insanity at the helm. Dog is fed, air fryer is heating up for the smoked pork butt egg rolls. Bliss.
420 on a Monday, dog is fed air fryer is heating up for the smoked pork butt egg rolls. Bliss.
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
A Ukrainian Bartender.
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
A pleasant surprise. An early bloom on a clone from the fall. My first potential Pom crop. 🥹🌱🌱
A pleasant surprise. An early bloom on a clone from the fall. 

My first potential Pom crop. 🥹🌱🌱
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
May you all have a favorite babby. 😂😂
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Thought I'd like to highlight the ridiculous part of this honking pile of bullshite.
Bluesky Elder
@thebulwark.com • 15m
Q: "Are you encouraging oil company CEOs to use the Strait of Hormuz?"
Trump: "I think they should. I think they should use the Strait. Look, we took out just about all of their mine ships. We're up to boat number 60, I didn't realize they had that big of a Navy."
MOMENTS AGO
THE WHITE HOUSE
BREAKING NEWS
NOW: PRESIDENT TRUMP ADDRESSES WAR WITH IRAN EN ROUTE TO KY
LIVE > 12:38#
» CHRIS JANSING REPORTS«
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฿ 35
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CLOCK IT
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
"peter barker"
A poodle named peter barker lounging on the porch aprés beoff and stuff.
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Bumble is back, she's putting her whole ass into that flower! 😂
A bumble bee thankful for a good meal in my Saduchi flowers.... A side view of a bumble bee thankful for a good meal in my Saduchi flowers.... A humble bumble bee behind a leaf thankful for a good meal in my Saduchi flowers....
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
The lack of honey bees whilst my saduchi is in full bloom time is kinda terrifying. I've had a bumble bee or two get psyched when they found my little potted tree this past week. Just saw my first honey bee. It hovered and left. Hopefully telling its lil frenz where the good stuff is.
A Japanese lime, "saduchi".
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Pete ❤️
Peter Barker, dirty poodle extraordinaire.
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Gramps is almost ready! My friend just pre harvested the top colas off the Kahlo's yesterday....
A pretty flower.
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Sudachi incoming! The flowers are simply intoxicating..... remind me of Hawaii when my papa was stationed at Hickam when I was a wee shorty.
Sudachi "limes" after pollination.
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Skääääl!
SENSORY OVERLOAD INBAZ PALE ALE
ÖLOGY
BREWING CO
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Pheno #2 favors mama ACA)
Another pretty flower
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Week 5ish "Kahlo's Bush" (Acapulco gold x GDP) first indoor run after testing in summer heat. (Pheno #1 - favors GDP)
A pretty flower.
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Guess who's gonna win the Chili Cookoff Saturday? "Venison molé" Chili.
A simmering pot of venison chili.
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Here's a fantastic local concoction:
SENSORY OVERLOAD HAZY CITRA INDIA PALE ALE
OLÕGY BREWING CO (Tallahassee)
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Lissie @fairydogma.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
The sudachi is blooming!
Sudachi flowers
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