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birchface

@failgirlceo.bsky.social
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xitter immigrant, mtf she/her type shit

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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 11h
everything has to be a fuckin breaking bad reference these days
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 11h
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 12h
daily poetry 4: bang bang knock knock hey boy working inside wendy’s you still got that cute face?
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 17h
some people will go their whole lives without getting a good back scratching and i think that’s a tragedy
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 17h
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
nobody hates trannies more than other trannies and i think that's heartwarming
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
daily poetry: things to do to make your life more interesting: let yourself fall
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Weebochi 🔞 @weebochi.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fluffy girls with cute little wings not big enough to fly so they end up looking like puffs of feathers on their back. Its moe its lit
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evelyn(COMMS OPEN! 0/2)🔞 @eviex01.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Day at the aquarium :3
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mimill💖🛸 @mimillmon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“this is my favoritest day ever!” 🎉💖
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lisa @nezu.world · 08/10/2026
ancient
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
how it feels making plans
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
daily poetry 3: i found problematic lost medias in my closet today you found me i shrugged and asked you out to lunch
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
saw oomf laying dead on the side of the road today??
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cel @14383421.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
boymoding in a tight shirt that doesnt hide my boobs #idgaf anymore
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
that one gay and autistic friend: lets get wingstop
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
daily poetry: it's come back positive im infected im turning into a FUCKING FAGGOT
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
never mind anything I ever said in my life cosmic hero is a great song
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
we’re hopping on two player obby leash tycoon later
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
strange feeling to spend all fucking day discussing african american literature and critical race theory and drive past a confederate flag on the way home
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
is it too late to quit my job and become a ranchhand
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
girl wtf am i doing i have a presentation to do
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
kids these days dont know about stewart from american dad
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
im lowk agp but i have school and shit so i dont really care about that rn
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
going to try wearing my woke hat out on the town today.
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
daily poetry: found a bug stepped beside it the bug is not dead
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cel @14383421.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my perverted fantasy: being held and told its not the end of the world
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
jerma's waists mogs mine and that's okay.
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i think it would be wholesome if i contracted CJD
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
daily poetry: is there any love for a lightweight chud like me
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
underrated lines
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
choosing not to permenantly damage your hearing when listening to good music is anti-art
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ray blanchard please come to bluesky
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the ending of dramamine is an oddly calming song for me. i think it just being really long and never getting super crazy is kinda cozy for me. i enjoy it
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
finally
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
can you kick his ass for me
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i hate it when people will open a conversation with "dude why are you listening to (band/song)" i dont know MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I LIKE LISTENING TO IT!!!
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cel @14383421.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
yeah yeah yeah keep fuckin my girl idec anymore
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
rainy day :)
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
on all levels except aesthetic, cigarettes are kinda nasty
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rytuwil @rytuwil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
play studio system : guardian angel
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birchface @failgirlceo.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
heard that white people love hummus
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The Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026
This Weeks Onion Magazine: Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This
Sydney Sweeney, 200 Feet Away And Under A Space Blanket: Let’s See You Pervs Jerk Off To This
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