Fail DaOtter @faildaotter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have short stubby otter legs so i dont do much jogging but shirtless yes 000
Fail DaOtter @faildaotter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026These days you have to settle for the "lesser of evil" situations 120
Fail DaOtter @faildaotter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I need cuddles and a musky armpit to rest my muzzle in 000
Fail DaOtter @faildaotter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026What feels like another month wasted at the gym because I cant control my appitites 000
Fail DaOtter @faildaotter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026*takes off my human mask and reveals I am Yogi Bear* 020
Fail DaOtter @faildaotter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026In public when your partner needs a quick pawing 010
Fail DaOtter @faildaotter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026You know you are getting old when you are looking at porn and thinking " Ugh if i tried that position I'd throw my back/knees/neck out....." 010
Fail DaOtter @faildaotter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026It would be cool if the vast majority who message me first weren't needing to complain about something or need me to do something for them. I cant remember the last time someone spontaneously asked how i was doing. 030
