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Evil Evie

@faeeevee.bsky.social
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The most cis Morrowind fan. She/Her, allegedly 🏳️‍⚧️ pfp edited by Aetherderia

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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 6h
I had another realization while looking through the info packet I was sent. 1 month after my surgery date is... Valentine's Day... 👀
Having sex and masturbating

• You may start touching and stimulating your clitoris 1 month after surgery, unless your care team tells you otherwise.
• If you have questions about when you can start other kinds of sex (like oral or anal), please talk with your care team.
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 8h
🥲
MANLY MAN BOY DAD
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 18h
This was the closest I have ever been to coming out, but I technically still haven’t. :D
Evelyn’s Facebook account posting the following:

Happy National Coming Out Day to all who partake 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh god, it’s officially in the calendar now. 😳🥹🫠
Appointments

Jan 13 2027
VAGINOPLASTY MINIMAL DEPTH
[DETAILS REDACTED]
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Freeza: I’ll ignore that.
29,580 Tumblr notifications
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Batshit crazy crit luck on this, but I'm fairly happy with it.
159k DPS Nightblade Parse
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hear me out-
Me: REDACTED I had the greatest money making idea of all time

Friend: ONLYFANS?

Me: Better
We but the trademark for Polly Pocket from
Mattel
Buy
And then we manufacture parrot cloaca flashlights under that name to sell to the furry community

Friend: You know
i assumed it was going to be some BS stupid idea
but this is gold pure gold
a fortune will be made

Me: Literally prints money
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gangle blushing
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My mood has improved dramatically in the last 20 minutes.
POSTPONED
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Alchemy ESO standing outside, with a trans flag. A light blue, pink, and white gradient films the image.

ESTROGEN✨✨
🏳️‍⚧️
TAKEN
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I played Witcher 3 for about 5 minutes and lord have mercy-
Yen assmore Yen ass
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ya girl has managed to avoid grippy socks once more! 🥹
Evie taking a goofy bathroom mirror selfie
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if u wanna be a girl u can just be a girl 29-> 35
29 year old FaeEevee35 year old FaeEevee
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good nature, too I think. 😭
This Pokémon is pretty Timid by nature.
We first met one another on 09/21/2026.
Location: South Province (Area Two)
At the time, this Pokémon was Lv. 9.
It scatters things often!
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
NEVER STOP BEELIEVING
Shiny Female Combee
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fuck this bee. 😡
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Look what he did to me. 😭
A voice readout showing an average of 85.9Hz
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
screaming
BlueSky follow message
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
idk about that one
Your Birthday Color

Yellow Green
March 21's Birthday Color

Color Word  Turning Point
Color Code  #9ACD32 📋

Embracing change like yellow green. You courageously choose new paths at life crossroads, turning shifts in circumstance into springboards for success.

Share Your Result

[Share on TWITTER]  [Share on LINE]
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Why is Billie Eilish trying to eat me 🥺
Hunting For Moms
@BillieEillish - The Flawless Conqueror
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is the best option we get, smh
An Altmer with the Fade to Light War-Locks hairstyle

"Why do I have black hair that fades to white? Is it order? Chaos? Why pick one?"—Lellian the Brash

Acquired through purchase, promotion, or event.
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
goddaaaaaamn
Vikings vs Packers

GB 22 - MV 39
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Blank
Blank teen dysphoria bingo sheet
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Oh. Oh no…
Teenage Dysphoria Bingo sheet with all but 4 spaces filled in
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Also wtf is this team? What was I even doing?
Pokémon Trainer Melody’s championship team
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Sword was the first time I actually finished the Pokédex myself, so that was pretty nice.
Completed Pokémon Sword Pokédex The back of Melody’s trainer card
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Someday I need to finish the Scarlet & Violet Pokédex. 😮‍💨
Pokémon Sword trainer Melody’s trainer cardPokémon Scarlet trainer Evelyn’s trainer card
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
celebrating the holiday 🤭
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Okay, I can live with that.
Dagoth Gurl - Dragonknight DPS parse - 143k
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
oh shit what’s up
Battery at 67%
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oooooooh fuck, it all suddenly feels very real. 😵‍💫
A MyChart message from REDACTED:

Hello Evelyn,

Thank you for sending in your letter of support.
Our team will review your letter within the next 1-2 weeks. If letters require any updates, we will reach out to you directly.

Thanks,
REDACTED
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I love scaring the fuck out of my cis guy friends! :D
Me: [chart screenshot] We discussed that transgender vaginoplasty for this patient would include: penectomy, clitoroplasty, labiaplasty, urethral reconstruction, and scrotectomy.
This would require 2 night hospital stay.

Friend: My legs crossed reflexively
Reading that one word
Not even a joke

Me: Which one

Friend: The worst one, right after the :

Me: Penectomy?

Friend: Do not speak its name

Me: But scrotectomy is fine

Friend: Not fine
There's just levels to badness
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The idea of having a bald man poking and prodding me in unpleasant areas makes me want to.
A silly little guy hiding in a box with the words “NEVER AGAIN” below him
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Already had the fucker blocked. 💪😤
Blocked mother fucker
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Me: This is the worst day of my life
Thank [REDACTED]

Friend: worst day of your life SO FAR
Why? now you're a girl full time

Me: I roleplay as a guy on the internet

Friend: That doesn't count

Me: Sure it does
What a grand and intoxicating innocence.
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When I get bottom surgery, I want to wear this shirt home from the hospital.
A black shirt with rainbow text which reads “i wanna nut inside you so bad but I got a coochie”
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
It’s kinda
Mass Production EVANGELIONS flying in the sky with their artificial Lances of Longinus
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
👏👏👏 Almost makes me stop blushing for a minute.
Dagoth Ur posting booba with a reply on Twitter

Dagoth: ok fine, but only because it’s funny

Twitter User: damn. didn't know the sixth house was built like that
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Dumner.
Dumner
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Ah yes, the signature colors of Glaceon and Leafeon.
Liquid liners with Pokémon
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What a weird day.
Eepy kitten
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
And it never will!
Monika Shrugging
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP
FaeEevee’s top
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
WHY DO MY SOTHA SIL GIFS HAVE SO MANY VIEWS??
gifs with numbers
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Chat, if I ever do edibles again, make me log off and put all technology away.
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Well, I feel boring now.
FaeEevee map of lived-in and visited states
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Evil Evie @faeeevee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
My soul is being tested right now
Coffee flavored Greek yogurt
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