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a clown in ffxiv hell | sfw! | she/they | i'm a zenos + fandaniel liker as a heads up | ew spoilers untagged | nathaniel horn on crystal

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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
do you think zenos has like a concerning amount of mental space allotted to conversations with the warrior of light that have literally never happened in real life? i think Yes
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
me: i miss zenos fire emblem: we have zenos at home and also he got the fucked up gore pervert manservant in love with him me: holy SHIT
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
fire emblem: please tell us the difference between these two pictures (slides them forward) me: are you fucking crazy? i have EYES!! AND VISION!!! SAME EXACT PICTURE!!!!!!
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
as a reminder, just for fun, i made a live clown reaction for all your live clown reaction needs
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
#FFXIV #EndwalkerSpoilers | old art | forever enjoying the comedy of that one scene where zenos has his monologue of "blinding, pure, and hot...so very HOT" and the camera then cuts to fandaniel giving the most stupefied look in the world
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
waving my magic wand over future ffxiv villains to match the level of extremely great and deranged expressions that zenos was just whipping out in the middle of conversation for the shock factor of it all
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
- A dick to everyone because he only lives for the Hunt - Murders his own dad in the name of "friendship" - Helps to try to destroy the world - Kills himself once and comes back for no good reason Congrats Ishikawa you wrote the worst bisexual rep ever
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
"zenos has literally no importance as a character" WOW!!! that definitely can't be true (rifling through notes) oh. wait. aw, fuck, yoship himself wrote down "i need to make a guy that makes everyone sooooo angry for shits and giggles lmao lol roflcopter". Well. Shit
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
whoahhhh what a weird april fool's dream....its as if i was channeling some freak crown prince with ennui....huh..... (thank you all for bearing with my shenanigans, here was the man of the hour himself!)
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
@ warrioroflight i think you should be miku. please respond y/y
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
i have had ENOUGH of this wretched little gremlin of an ascian.......do inform me as to why he is the way that he IS!! a nuisance in violet, and a buffoon to boot!
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
who is even going to clean all this up
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
the clown has requested i do some sort of..."tier list". behold. feast your eyes. know you are beneath me. (unless you are the wol then disregard this)
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
(yoship voice) we aim to create true fantasy throughout the many mystical enchanted lands of eorzea. now onto our next adventure. you'll experience a vicious concrete jungle where lies are truth and monsters lay in the hearts of men. that's right. new york fucking city
it's new york fucking city like just look at it
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
to add onto this: hythlodaeus is clearly not a bad person, but it is skewered esp in the side stores how his general pleasantness does lend to a certain kind of callousness. a lot of ancients are like him! no rocking the boat! and that's not a good thing
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
a lot of people have posted my favorite ffxiv posts but i have to give a shoutout to captain ahab white whale ffxiv roleplay. it lives in my mind forever
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
🚨BREAKING🚨 Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to play through A Realm Reborn in FFXIV WITHOUT skipping. What are your thoughts on this?
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
like this tweet if you think i should carjack the crown prince's subaru outside of the garlean walmart
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
hello!! i am a clown who likes to make some ffxiv funny stuff mostly featuring other (questionable) clowns like zenos and fandaniel and my shapeshifter "what if The Thing kind of just wanted to have fun" WOL. hope we keep having fun in our finalest of fantasies!!!
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
late night wol art (old) | to you, oh traveler of borrowed skin, does your shadow feel more real than you are?
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
ffxiv shitpost | the most average friend group in ethierys.jpg
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
ffxiv oc art | (mister venus voice) my dear emet-selch, would you like me to be the maria to your james sutherland?
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
(wol voice) hm, this really is a tricky situation we're in. let's ask emet-selch who is totally not planning an intricate web of self-sabotage that may burn down the wider universe as we speak
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
meteion: *all horrors begotten by the desire of man flash before eyes* woha! this is awkward *the cries of millions suffering echo as eyes start to turn pitch black* damn that's Weird
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
dissidia news coming out and i just want to remind people of the majesty that is zenos ffxiv in dissidia NT because all his intro lines for primal fights are like "BE QUIET, PATHETIC BEAST WHO IS MERELY A ONE, A TEN IS NOW SPEAKING"
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
probably already has been done 10 trillion times with this shitpost but i needed to make this zenowol. for Me. the true ffxiv zenos experience
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
#FFXIV #FFXIVart #EndwalkerSpoilers a lingering sympathy for vicious beasts
A drawn Hermes from FFXIV is seen from the back, cradling a dying lykaon's head gently.A drawn Fandaniel is seen from the back, gesturing in front of an unamused Zenos Viator Galvus. The pose is meant to parallel with the first picture.
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
anyways. thank u for sticking with me through this thread!!!!🙇‍♀️...we all know what happens next after this (teenager roasting a adult man for being a selfish asshat). i love this scene so much, man. zenos one of the characters of All Time
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
and this is where zenos states his philosophy clearly - you do not need others to give you answers. nobody - a person, an empire, a leader - can tell YOU what YOUR life means. if you want "good reasons" don't let anyone else give them to you. find them on your own
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
however, zenos takes a turn and lays off of jullus, saying that in the end, its only human for everyone to give their own explanations to why they do what they do. this is not wrong, and its not right, either. in the end, everyone wants to justify their own actions
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
so zenos understands war and the power of garlemald's propaganda in ways jullus never will. he confirms as much when he continues, asking if jullus surely saw how his leaders used power and "good reasons" in their self-righteousness to justify their actions
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
jullus, a young garlean soldier who used to be entirely faithful to the horrific fascist empire he served, has lost everything he has known following the fall of garlemald. he is the one who asks zenos WHY he, the now-exiled crown prince, has turned on his people and his country
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
zenos and his statement of "would you be "happier" had i a "good reason"?" is one of endwalker's most memorable quotes, but there's an aspect to it that i don't see many talking about....so! here's a 🧵 for you:
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
post a FFXIV meme made by YOU (ignore the Creature)
Fandaniel is drawn in the style of Neco-Arc. "la creatura" is written next to him, with an arrow pointing to him indicating that this is in reference to him.
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" well. i asked zenos yae galvus and he said "is it not pitiful to place your very existence onto a mere machine? is it not enough to search for the meaning of the dredges of your life through the spilled lifeblood of your enemy? you fucking fool."
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
(me sitting on a dilapidated porch musing as i see a storm approaching on the horizon) you know. we used to live in such simple times, didn't we. like jesus christ. it really felt like it couldn't get this fucked up. i mean, conquistadors? really? (the skeleton next to me doesn't answer)
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
(fandaniel voice) hi. i just met you! and this might be crazy! but i'll be your dog. your hunting dog. you can put a leash on me even. maybe.
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
sliding five dollars over to yoship to include the forbidden post shb scene of fandaniel waking zenos up with an airhorn
A drawn Zenos is in the lower left corner, looking exhausted. There is superimposed text of "me processing the trauma of waking up" over him. A drawn Fandaniel, looking like an extremely happy obnoxious clown (as he is), is hovering over Zenos's back. There is superimposed text of "people talking to me in the morning" over him.
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
having a wol is a very fun and rewarding experience because sometimes you are putting them through the crush setting on the blender of life for fun and sometimes you are out here reenacting this post to a T
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
"character birthdays don't mean anythi-" everyone BE QUIET and say HAPPY NAME DAY to my wol nathaniel horn!!!! (also the release date of The Thing (1982))!!!!!!!!!!
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
wol: how!? how did you survive?!? i saw you took the blade of your sword to your very own throat!!!! zenos yae galvus: my friend...if you must know, i will tell you. 'twas the tunnel effect. it is a phenomenon in which a particle can penetrate a barrier greater than its own energ
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
gonna start selling asahi like this to people see if i don't. don't worry mister bowlcut i know your ironic self-imploding tragedy is immense but i can package you for the right crowd
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
wol comic | (zenos with prosopagnosia hc) like the relief that the gorgon has when a blind man happens to wander into its cave ("finally, someone can really see me")
Nathaniel, the Warrior of light, with his back seen, asks Zenos: "What do I look like to you, Zenos"? Zenos, frowning, replies: "I do not understand the point-" and is cut off by Nathaniel replying "I'm curious. Describe my face to me. Do it, please." The next panel show Zenos' eye, close-up, as he looks closer at their face.Nathaniel is seen as faceless, with a glitching variety of colors making up their general silhouette.Zenos looks very unsure as he states, hesitantly: "....I.....I cannot say."Nathaniel is silent for a moment, expressionless. They then move into an expression of gratitude, smiling with eyes closed, stating "I'm glad."
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
also shoutout to emphabet on twitter further explaining this card's mechanics like. this really is Quintessential Zenos to a T whoever designed this has a gold Olympics medal in Zenos
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE ZENOS MAGIC THE GATHERING CARD BASICALLY IS A FREE ZENOS KINNING EXPERIENCE WHERE YOU CHOOSE A FATED RIVAL/OPPONENT TO HINGE YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING GAME VICTORY ON???? HELLO???? (on my cellphone) GOD????? (god is not answering)
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
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the brain rot is real | 6.2 spoilers @fadamniel.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
#FFXIV #EndwalkerSpoilers (krile voice) the most hateful part of zenos's plan is that i can't even argue that it won't work, i just have to let a man live his dragon dreams
A drawn Krile looks incredulous, saying "So, HOW, exactly, are you going to reach the Warrior of Light?".Zenos Viator Galvus looks extremely serious as he states, emphatically, "I have a SCALESONA".Krile stares at Zenos in silence.Krile's expression morphs to one of absolute loathing as the image of a smiling Zenos dressed in a Shinryu costume flies happily in the sky behind her.
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