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nesaM Doom

@fackindoom.bsky.social
1.4K followers 1.3K following 9.1K posts

I'm just a dude that hates bad stuff and loves funny stuff. He/Him I'm an asshole independent of being Autistic, but I try to be as nice as possible.

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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 9h
Catharsis
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Randomly found this and was telling someone how I love taking shots on a guess and it really looks sketchy af, even the small adjustment away from the corner really does. I've never watched the replay to see how close I was to people. I might have just caught the 3rd one crossing or something.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow, thanks for following a court order after she agrees. Fucking useless bitch ass loser that simps for any busted ass bitch and doesn't care about the kids in the school.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
that is a 9:1 ratio. Maybe there was some point, but that's just fucking water.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
wow
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
yea, actually I'd rather not have AI slop up a movie to take 45GBs of my drive and have it look weird as fuck. Lol, I could upscale and frame gen on my computer with a normal file if I hated myself.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
3rd one I had. First phone but the cops lost my first and the second ate concrete when my ex said stupid shit. This one got chrome painted when I was high as fuck. Most wore off, but you can see it on keypad. Loved my Slider. Shwoop when you opened it and whatever the opposite when closed.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
They are getting better. Still gotta find somewhere with vinegar
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Seriously stop acting like you might when I fight not to
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
laughing at this with my kid again and he said the cream is the grass and he's the lawnmower... wtf I truly am raising the perfekt person.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pretty normal thing to send to everyone in my contacts?
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Cat homie been here since I fed her. Trying to convince her to sleep inside. For real going to name her Bro.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
yep. Is as easy as just trying. I made this with a long exposure on my phone while walking to the store one night. My friend is a way better photographer and has way cooler photos, but this one is mine and I can say that it is. Very cool of him to teach me to make squiggly lines while walking.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
pick one and add text boxes. it's literally that easy you ai simping bitch.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
if them dumbass kids wore helmets you could hit them more often without killing them, right?
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Groups of animals came up and I mini ranted about how shit I think pandas are.
pandas are so fucking dumb that a group of them is an embarrassment
I did it to myself this time. but, bro that's hilarious. dipshit ass pandas that literally only want to eat shit that's not calorically dense enough for them so they spend all of their time lethargic as fuck from malnutrition.
At least drop bears are getting fucked up from eucalyptus and banging enough that they have a serious std problem. pandas are going extinct because they're too fucking stupid and lazy to even fuck each other.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
yeppers. I've sofar avoided that song ever coming up. To the point of telling friends to fuck right off when they were joking. It's a sore spot for her, so it's a serious point for me to avoid. I did almost buy her this pan though...
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
lmao, kinda made a good point on accident.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Turns out I can prove I'm still alive in like a minute. Other than I was just outside and nobody is worried about it because I'm not dead.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'll give you a redo on trying to figure out how words work.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Years back someone showed me an emoji maker. I did this and sent it to the kid's mum. Had a good laugh, but at present I've sent it like 400 times and she's not laughing anymore... But I am and I'll keep sending it. It's never going to stop being funny to me. She just needs to love me being an idiot
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
this is how I figure bills. I have a thing I wrote for it, but unless I want records of deposits and expenses... irb works to figure out bills. But damn. I live off less than 1k because I hustle money to get anything else.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm hoping my sidewalk chalk art gets the message across to people. If not, I just don't plan to answer the door today. So, that's on them for not taking the hints.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bioshock first time. Lol, he isn't ready for dead space or amnesia. He'll get there
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Always love this photo. For real look like I'm going to eat the baby.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
cheers, this is the one before I scaled it down. Still a bit edited, but over 2k. Hope you can do something with it.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A starter for a thing I did couple years ago. Was trying to find a good bud while talking to my brother and he said he got me, took a pic of one shaped so well and I loved it. Some work later and it was decorated and I added stuff for the person. But, damn, that was a good bud for an xmas tree.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Red is me, grey is my daughter. Haha. Can't beat being awesome
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Don't take stuff the wrong way. Wifelene is gilded. I sometimes post stuff, but it's really joking. I fuck with her a bit and she fucks with me, I just like pointing out the funny bits
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I've finally caught someone on my discord server saying unspeakable things. Pineapple should not be on pizza or my server. Although, she did win a like year and half long contest to see who'd say one of the random things I decided weren't allowed. So, congrats.
'I want jalapenos too tho does he want pineapple' was the statement.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My final sheet shows off my exquisite penmanship. Why bother with cyphers when you're the only one that knows what's there anyways? Honestly one of the least crazy pages in my notebooks.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Why the fuck does a pdf scanner need ai? Just to not move the corners into place? FFS, take a picture and it's a page... It's never been hard.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Bidiatch was a cute pup. Her name was Princess, but told them Bidiatch was a good show name, all so I could hear it at a show. Snorting, farting, licking, and snoring were her only talents. She was a weird thing, but got away with it for being cute and nice.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Shit my 21yo said... Bless her heart she's just getting started. lmao
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Purring like a motherfucker after switching to Linux and how I can run cmus from everything so smooth. Pfrrrrrrrrr Winamp nice, but cmus wreck any music player ever had on being able to easily switch from tmux on anything. Still well sorted to keeb only fuck with.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Come the fuck on, winamp 2026. Only thing better is cmus.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Moments later the kid notices it's only 2 rows now. Please, somebody make it make sense.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Street Sharks What the fuck is this keyboard. I've spent 10 mins trying to figure it out and even saying fuck the f-row, it's still missing the z-/ row and what the fuck is going on here?
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Threaten me with a weapon and you're welcome to die
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
seriously fucking done with summer.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Nah, you can get that shit everywhere. I didn't because I wasn't planning to fly, but it's 25 more for a little star on the state ID.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Thanks to PrincessaDoom. Fucked it up sleeping and she fixed it before going to work. After having fixed it because braiding my own shit was less than a success.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
@anicarissi.bsky.social found this today and been listening. The first one with the doll creeped me out in a weird way.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
My brother sent a photo of their dog and he's just cute as fuck.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@bsky.app this is my age verification. Name me anyone under 18 that has grey sideburns and a Killer Klowns thing. Don't ask me for ID.
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
what fuckery is going on that they want to know shit about me?
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Not in Texas btw
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Baby dude on style
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nesaM Doom @fackindoom.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
One taught him to six and the second got him to 12. Then we started using mine with numbers. Still was fun to roll a couple and have him multiply. His mum thought I was crazy until his scores came back and she realized I'd been teaching him math for a long time.
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