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Fabien Tempest ⚒️

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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
The inventor of the anagram has died.... May he "erect a penis"....
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
@kevadams.bsky.social Do you need Sherpas and oxygen masks to get to the top of the North stand at Molineux ? (meant to send this last night but forgot in the excitement of scoring 2 goals!)
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
@kevadams.bsky.social We'll give you a 4 goal head start on Tuesday night. Is that OK ? 🤣
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
@kevadams.bsky.social Wolves 'ay we ?
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Finished 1-1 didn't it? Did Cresswell play for Stoke?
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Birmingham's finest. Rest easy, Oz.
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
@kevadams.bsky.social You're on TOTP from 8.30pm on BBC4. Wait for that royalty cheque to arrive shortly ! 🤣
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
@vcorenmitchell.bsky.social Dear Victoria When are you going to tell us that Only Connect is back on BBC2 next Monday night at 8pm ?
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
@kevadams.bsky.social Just watching the Boomtown Rats on the LiveAid anniversary concert thing on BBC2 and I swear that's Big Jimmy Paterson on trombone!
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
@kevadams.bsky.social Ex Wolves player scores for Al Hilal in Club World Cup!
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
@kevadams.bsky.social Ex Wolves player scores for Chelsea in Club World Cup !
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band. He said, "Son, when you grow up would you be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned? Because one day, I'll leave you a phantom to lead you in the summer to join the Trump parade.
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
@marshfamilysongs.bsky.social Played 10CC - Rubber Bullets & the following lyric stood out as being very topical : "Well, I don't understand why they called in the National Guard, when Uncle Sam is the one who belongs in the exercise yard " Perhaps you could put your talents to covering this song?
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Meanwhile, Aberdeen win the Scottish FA Cup !!
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Crawley and Duckett Channel 5 USA New York cop partnership 👮‍♂️or England cricket opening batsmen 🏏 ? #ENGZIM
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
May the First be with you ! (Getting in 3 days early before anyone else on BlueSky!)
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
@kevadams.bsky.social
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I was in Tesco longer than Katy Perry was in space !
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
@paulajoyce.bsky.social LIVWHU I predict a riot !
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Eight famous people I’ve met, but one is untrue; – Ray Winstone – John Cleese - Geoff Hurst - Bob Monkhouse - James Dean Bradfield (Manic Street Preachers) - Kate Bush - Julian Dicks - Kevin Rowland (Dexys) Answers on a postcard !
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
@fernyfern.bsky.social For some bizarre reason, I woke up today thinking about film titles with animals in them but replaced by ‘raccoon’ instead. Raccoons on a Plane The Raccoon 🦝 King Raccoon Dundee Crouching Raccoon, Hidden Raccoon The Raccoon Hunter 101 Raccoons. . .
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
@kevadams.bsky.social I vaguely remember us discussing Jah Wobble and his music some months ago? Anyway, while booking tickets for another concert, I happened to notice that he & The Invaders of the Heart are playing in Lichfield on 4th Apr. You may already know this but I thought I'd let you know !
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
I'm thinking @mrcolinmurray.bsky.social might still be in the pub celebrating St Patrick's Day and so there will be no conundrum today !!
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Having a pint of the black stuff to celebrate St Patrick's Day - I just love Marmite!
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Pancakes on the streets of London, Pancakes on the streets of Birmingham . . . #HangTheDJ
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Nan's just called me and said she's in hospital with Morrisey. No, Nan, I said, it's M.R.S.A. !
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
With the news that energy prices are rising again from April 1st, if you're thinking of switching providers to get a fixed rate before then and maybe are considering Octopus, then let me know as I have a loyalty code for new customers whereby we can both get £50 credit off our bills !
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Roses are red, Violets are red, Everything's red. Retinal haemorrhage!
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Reasons to be cheerful? @tomrobinson.com and Kate Bush on TOTP tonight at 8pm !
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
@kevadams.bsky.social Only 2 games away from Wembley?
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
@tomrobinson.com It’s gonna be a long, cold winter from now on! #GroundhogDay
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Colin Murray @colinmurray1.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
🕰️Daily Conundrum 49🕰️ 👹 It’s fearsome Friday! 🔎 Clue: Will you get this? Absolute LOCK! (4,8) ✅ Thurs answer(48) Tracy Chapman 🤔 Fact: Fast Car was, amazingly, Chapman’s debut single 🙌 🚫Hints/spoilers in replies=block 🚨 Googling is cheating 🤣 📺 Countdown 🕰️ 2.10pm ❓ Channel 4!
The clue is Will you get this? Absolute lock! First name is four letters, second name is eight. The anagram is cull napoleon
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat with the word outlaws on the bottom right
ALT: a woman wearing sunglasses and a fur coat with the word outlaws on the bottom right
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Colin Murray @colinmurray1.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
🕰️Daily Conundrum 48🕰️ Clue: 100 quid and 3 points! (5,7) Weds answer(47) Deborah Meaden Fact: Deborah’s favourite film is The Shawshank Redemption. 🎥 🚫Hints/spoilers in replies=block 🚨 Please share if you play along 👍 📺 Countdown 🕰️ 2.10pm ❓ Channel 4!
Clue is 100 quid and 3 points. First name is 5 letters, surname is 7. Anagram is chat rampancy.
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
@lenniesaurus.bsky.social Good evening Miss PunnyPennie !
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Colin Murray @colinmurray1.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
🕰️Daily Conundrum 42🕰️ Clue: Sorcery, laid bare (8,5) Tues answer(41) Mark Knopfler Fact: Dire Straits - Brothers In Arms was 1st album to sell a million copies on CD! 🤓🎵 🚫Hints/spoilers in replies = block 👋 🗓️ Share if you enjoy☺️ 📺 Countdown, 2.10pm, Mon to Fri, Channel 4!
Clue is sorcery laid bare, anagram is acting manhunt.
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Emma 'Baby' Spice Bunton is 49 today !
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Focus on the donut, not the hole.
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Colin Murray @colinmurray1.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
🕰️Daily Conundrum 39🕰️ Clue: I’d say that it’s another fine conundrum (4,6) Thurs answer(38) Michelle Obama Fact: Michelle Obama was nominated for two Grammy Awards… and won them both! 🙌😎 🚫Hints/spoilers in replies = block 👋 🗓️ Share if you enjoy☺️ 📺 Countdown, 2.10pm, Channel 4!
Clue is another fine conundrum and the anagram is unreal salt
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I’ve just signed up for 5k to couch - zero steps!
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
4 Kindles
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Agbadou .. do, do, push pineapple, shake the tree? @kevadams.bsky.social
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
10 years
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Lethal Drizzle
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Out of nowhere, the end music to SAS Rogue Heroes just now was Team That Meet in Caffs by Dexys ! Totally unexpected.
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
What have you done today to make me feel proud?
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Hootenanny !
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Alphabetti Spaghetti - may contain N, U, T and S
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Tell me tomorrow, I'll wait by the window . . .
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Fabien Tempest ⚒️ @fabientempest.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Happy non-denominational winter festival.
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