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I may be a virgin, but this piña colada's not

@faber.bsky.social

Linguistics, socialism, being gay. Pronouns: he/him

I may be a virgin, but this piña colada's not @faber.bsky.social · 04/05/2023

I was just looking at Twitter, and every thread has like 5 ads for those stupid 3D laser-etched lucite plaques that you can have a photo of your dog on

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I may be a virgin, but this piña colada's not @faber.bsky.social · 03/05/2023

I had to park in the parking garage at work after my dental appointment today, as all the special, close parking spots were taken. I felt like Anna Delvey at a non-VIP spa

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I may be a virgin, but this piña colada's not @faber.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

You're here! Yay!

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I may be a virgin, but this piña colada's not @faber.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

Hate to admit that I would watch a Friends prequel

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I may be a virgin, but this piña colada's not @faber.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

Help! I have coworkers who unironically write things like "Teamwork = Dreamwork" in the group chat

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I may be a virgin, but this piña colada's not @faber.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

I'm a huge reply guy, so no worries, it'll happen

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I may be a virgin, but this piña colada's not @faber.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

This is my first post on Bluesky. I am/was @Faber_Indeed on the birdsite. If you know me from there, say hi and follow me (if you want to)

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