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Lover of illegible usernames. Generally a bad poaster. I sometimes do computer things.

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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 24/01/2026
Okay but that's worse is a memorable quote uttered by the character Chidi Anagonye (played by William Jackson Harper) from NBC TV show The Good Place as a retort towards a statement made by main character Eleanor Shellstrop (played by Kristen Bell). This line, as well as its follow-up "You do get how that's worse, right?" came to be used as a reaction image online in the late 2010s and early 2020s.
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 24/01/2026
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 18/01/2026
A Gadsden Flag (dont tread on me) flying below a Blue Lives Matter flag on the same flag pole outside of some home.
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 10/11/2025
Lisa Murkowski, looking off into the middle distance after the last budgetary battle in which the democrats caved and won nothing.
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 10/11/2025
"At a later date".
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 27/10/2025
@dril and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 25/10/2025
what?
Bluesky's reply box with a "Are you writing in Arabic?" dialog box present.
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 24/10/2025
People ask me if I’m worried that AI is going to make the world worse, and I always say no, because computers can’t actually be any shittier. Like this email I just got from Google letting me know my 18 year old account might be underage.
Google couldn't confirm you're an adult, so some account settings have changed


SafeSearch is on
Google may hide explicit content, like pornography, from your search results

Personalized ads are off
Google won't show you personalized ads

Timeline is off
Timeline won't automatically save your visits and routes anymore

Are you an adult?
Verify your age and choose the settings that are right for you
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 14/10/2025
I mean.
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 13/10/2025
Had to log into Instagram today. Figured I might peruse the timeline there for a bit, but stopped after every single ad was for boner pills that I’m convinced are just placebos for 60 year old dudes who are nostalgic about taking shitty doped up ecstasy in a club bathroom.
An ad from Instagram for an ED pill called “ro” which appears to be a pressed pill with a fire motif that looks identical to illegal drugs from the mid 2000s.
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 10/10/2025
This is gonna be an expensive costume.
The Girl With Big Titties
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 06/10/2025
I dunno, I think she'd fit right into some of the Dem leadership.
LeadingReport on twitter joked that Bed Bath And Beyond (a bankrupt company) is closing all of their stores in California for political reasons.
 
@JoprdanUhl replies:  "This is just the first domino to fall. Just got off the phone with sombody who said Circuit City is closing all stores in California next week."

@AmyMcGrathKY replies to Jordan: "Hey Jordan, Circuit City doesn't have any stores in California....or anywhere for that matter. It's online only. Why are you spreading disinformation?"
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 01/10/2025
Have you seen HUD? www.hud.gov#openModal It was the first one about an hour ago, and they appear to be updating it live.
The Radical Left are going to shut down the government and inflict massive pain on the American people unless they get their $1.5 trillion wish list of demands. The Trump administration wants to keep the government open for the American people.The Radical Left in Congress shut the government down. HUD will use available resources to help Americans in need
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 01/10/2025
what the hell guys. www.hud.gov#openModal
The Radical Left are going to shut down the government and inflict massive pain on the American people unless they get their $1.5 trillion wish list of demands. The Trump administration wants to keep the government open for the American people.
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 25/09/2025
So close...
4 panel meme. First is a personified mushroom saying "She is this close to getting it" (it's been edited from the original which was just "he"). 
The subsequent panels are of the mushrooms pointer finger and thumb which appear to be touching, and each panel is a zoomed in representation of them until a cartoonified electron scanning microscope (which each atom has been personified with a face) image shows two atoms, presumably one from the thumb and one from the pointer finger, just slightly apart from each other.
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 20/09/2025
I keep coming back to this picture from at least 2018
Tweet from KTHopkins " This is how it feels to be a white conservative woman" with a selfie of the conservative author who taped a yellow target on their own forehead. The reply from user Cherry Juul Pod states: "i actually love this metaphor because it's a fake target and you've put it there yourself."
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 13/09/2025
Ah yes, lets replace all service workers with AI, but be sure to keep the Tip button in place. I'm sure they deserve it after having to fix it every fucking time, but what the fuck are we doing here.
Screenshot of the linked video zoomed into the "Tip the Staff" button.
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 01/09/2025
I saw this one a couple months ago driving across Nevada. At best guess given the area, a sparseness of sensors is causing heatmap extremities due to miscalibration, poor data quality, or very isolated conditions. Though, admittedly, just a guess.
AQI heatmap with a massive spike surrounding Elko Nevada.
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 01/09/2025
Baron Harkonnen from the 1984 Dune movie
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 30/08/2025
you might be thinking of the PCIE (6+2 pin) pattern?
comparison between 8 pin and 6+2 pin pattern
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 17/08/2025
This is now stuck in my head
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 14/08/2025
You had me for a second there.
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 14/08/2025
Meanwhile, Murkowski, pictured here recalling that deal she secured for Alaska, wasn't available for comment.
U.S. Senator Lisa Murkowski (R-AK) on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C., January 24, 2019. (Leah Millis/Reuters)
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 26/07/2025
We were once a serious country run be serious people.
Disclose TV Tweet:
JUST IN- U.S.Treasury Department is now accepting Venmo and PayPal payments from those who want to donate money to reduce the nation's $36 trillion debt
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 18/07/2025
Ever notice that almost all communication from this fucking administration is "we're gonna do this thing, tomorrow" and not "we are doing this, now". Gives them this window of opportunity to retract and rescind, because they lack any conviction in the shit they believe in.
AGPamBondi on Twitter: "President Trump -- We are ready to move the court tomorrow to unseal the grand jury transcripts"

as a reply to the screenshot from Trump's Truth Social post: "Based on the rediculous amount of publicity given to Epstein, I have asked Bondi to produce any and all pertinent grand jury testimony, subject to court approval. this scam, perpetuated by the democrats, should end, right now"
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 16/07/2025
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 03/07/2025
This Mud Dauber wasp is absolutely committed to building some tubes on this one place on my porch. I’ve already moved several larvae pods that were on the front door. Lavender seems to deter it, but only for a couple hours. Poor thing.
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 03/07/2025
I use this old shit meme as a guide for our “no politics at the dinner table” rule. Besides, the nuances of the mosquito abatement districts fiscal responsibilities just doesn’t make for engaging conversation over a plate of spaghetti.
A meme thing. “I never unfriend people over politics — a handy guide to understanding my social media behavior”

On the left: “examples of political issues”
* should we levy another school tax this year?
* is the maximum building height for this zone appropriate?
* do we need light rail in this city 
* how much of our state budget should go to road upkeep this fiscal year?

On the right: “examples of not political issues”:
* are gay people human beings?
* should women be paid the same as men?
* are nazis bad?
* is extortion bad?
* are war crimes bad?
* Why can’t presidents abuse power?
* are Black people bad?
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 01/07/2025
Absolutely cackling at this.
"Did cursors leadership seriously think they could pull a fast one on the most technically sophisticated customer base in software"
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 29/06/2025
It just gets worse the further back you go.
Zohran tweet from Nov 22, 1963: "Yo, his brains just exploded"
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 18/06/2025
“Heartbreaking: the worst person you know just made a great point”
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 17/06/2025
Guess I'm a luddite.
Tweet by @theo (T3.gg):
"Woke up because my AI controlled bed is too cold. Went to adjust temperature and I can't because the Eight Sleep app is currently broken. Can't adjust by hand because I have a Pod3, not the upgraded Pod4 with physical controls."

"Now I am stuck in a cold bed. This feels dystopian."
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 17/06/2025
Remembering this show for some reason. That night kinda sucked. (@goprintgo on IG) youtube.com/watch?v=mnMm...
Atom And His Package screen print art dated March 19, 2003 by Leia Bell (@goprintgo on IG)
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 16/06/2025
Netanyahu might be realizing that they have actually poked a hornets nest too many times here and need help.
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 14/06/2025
Showing up to counter-protest a rally titled "No Kings" is a kind of decision. Pic unrelated
A Soldier's sweaty, dirty boot following the 8-mile ruck march of the U.S. Army Reserve Best Warrior Competition at Joint Base McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst, N.J., June 25. (U.S. Army photo by Sgt. 1st Class Ryan C. Matson)

https://nara.getarchive.net/media/a-soldiers-sweaty-dirty-boot-following-the-8-mile-80ca5c
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 10/06/2025
When your handlers accidentally copypaste the same canned script to each pawn.
Matt Walsh, Charlie Kirk, and Jack Posobiec posting similar "it's time to ban third world immigration" tweets on June 9th, with kirk and jack being actually identical besides trivial punctuation.
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 10/06/2025
I think he's attempting to invent himself a girlfriend.
Creator of (some bullshit), a genetics aware mate discovery network.
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 08/06/2025
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 07/06/2025
Ah, okay.
"He was the economic adviser to Ron Paul’s 2008 presidential campaign."
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 06/06/2025
This copypasta will forever live in my heart
"IceBeast.eth" on Twitter replies to something Elon said with "Brother please this is ultra bad for my coins"
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 06/06/2025
Buncha people somehow just remembered about Due Process.
NewsWire Tweet with a reply.
NewsWire: "Steve Bannon Calls For Elon Musk to be Deported: NYT"
Reply by "CleanTech Reimagined": "On what basis?"
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 05/06/2025
"Why does our base hate us?"
distracted boyfriend meme

Boyfriend: "dem leadership"
girlfriend: "the left that just want their right to exist"
Red shirt girl: "uneducated voters marginalizing trans people and immigrants"
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 05/06/2025
Lmao.

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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 04/06/2025
I know that feeling
“Distracted boyfriend” meme.

Guy: “Me going through a haunted house”
Girlfriend: “cast trying to scare me”
Girl: “set detail f/x and lighting”
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 31/05/2025
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 31/05/2025
Not sure what other definitions exist for the word "MASS" that relates to people that excludes moms. "A grouping of individual parts or elements that compose a unified body of unspecified size or quantity".
Picture of the 2024 RNC of a large group of people holding "MASS DEPORTATIONS NOW!" signs.
Credit: PBS.
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 23/05/2025
There’s no going back. This isn’t breaking, it’s not even a scandal. Just another bullshit case of corruption that no one will do anything about. We’re gone. Watergate and the missing 8 minutes was such a quaint time.
Apple News Top Stories
47m ago
The curious case of Trump's disappearing media transcripts, who loses out in the GOP megabill — and more of the week's most-read politics stories.
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 22/05/2025
Had to look it up: The term ‘money account for growth and advancement’ or ‘MAGA account’ means a trust created or organized in the United States for the exclusive benefit of an individual Page 791: rules.house.gov/sites/evo-su... (some text in alt. the pdf is probably more legible)
SEC. 110115. MAGA ACCOUNTS.
(a) IN GENERAL .—Subchapter F of chapter 1 is amended by adding at the end the following new part: 

‘PART IX—MAGA ACCOUNTS ‘‘SEC. 530A. MAGA ACCOUNTS. 
‘(a) GENERAL RULE .—A MAGA account shall be exempt from taxation under this subtitle. Notwithstanding the preceding sentence, such account shall be subject to the taxes imposed by section 511 (relating to imposition 791 of tax on unrelated business income of charitable organizations).

‘(b) MAGA ACCOUNT .—For purposes of this section—

‘‘(1) IN GENERAL .—The term ‘money account for growth and advancement’ or ‘MAGA account’ means a trust created or organized in the United States for the exclusive benefit of an individual and which is designated (in such manner as the Secretary shall prescribe) at the time of the establishment of the trust as a MAGA account, but only if the written governing instrument creating the trust meets the following requirements: 
‘‘(A) The individual establishing the account shall provide to the trustee the social security number of such individual and of the account beneficiary.
‘‘(B) Except in the case of a qualified rollover contribution described in subsection (e), no contribution will be accepted—
‘‘(i) before January 1, 2026,
‘‘(ii) unless it is in cash,
‘‘(iii) unless the account beneficiary has not attained age 18, and 
‘‘(iv) if such contribution would result in aggregate contributions for the taxable year exceeding the contribution limit specified in subsection (c)(1).
‘‘(C) No distribution (other than a distribution of a qualified rollover contribution) will be allowed—
‘‘(i) before the date on which the account beneficiary attains age 18, or
‘‘(ii) in the case of such an account the account beneficiary of which has not attained age 25, if the aggregate distributions from such account exceeds the amount that is 1/2 the cash equivalent value of the account on the date on which the account beneficiary attains age 18.
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 22/05/2025
This Guy, Pandering? *shocked-pikachu .gif*
Time Magazine Article "The Red-State Governor Who's Not Afraid To Be 'Woke'" https://time.com/6206233/spencer-cox-utah-governor-interview/
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5ULF4T3 @f4t3.com · 15/05/2025
I mean, it’s just fighting the government for the ability to exist, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?
Lucille Bluth, (played by Jessica Walter), in the “What does a banana cost?” Meme.
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