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she/ her living on Kaurna land. works in clinical research but all opinions my own. one opinion is that TERFs & SWERFs can get in the bin.

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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The website for 38yos will appreciate this: I just reorganised the Tupperware containers
A giant plastic tub filled with neatly organised Tupperware containers and their lids.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Jason Isaacs in the Death of Stalin with a grimace-like smile.

Text: I mean, l'm PRESSING THE HEART BUTTON but l am very fucking furious.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Very!
Summary of SA election results showing a swing to the Labor incumbent with +9%, One Nation with +19%, and Libs -28%
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Norm MacDonald: Now this might strike some viewers as harsh, but I believe everyone involved in this story should die.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Jason Isaacs from the Death of Stalin with the text: “I mean, I’m pressing the heart button but I am very fucking furious”
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
As someone who works in science (though thankfully not academia), these few sentences are so chilling.
Scientists are perhaps one of the easiest groups to buy influence with. On top of that, the process of getting a PhD is tightly controlled by the most influential scientists in any given field — so if you argue too much, your career suffers.
Summers, whose 2005 speech suggesting women are stupid was defended as being an abstract intellectual inquiry, spent time emailing Epstein about how best to sexually harass a woman he was pretending to mentor.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Ew. www.reddit.com/r/Adelaide/s...
Screenshot from r/Adelaide

South Australian Federal Poll has the highest One Nation response in the country
South Australia (federal) voting intention
ALP: 35% (-3)
ONP: 29% (+23)
GRN: 14% (+1)
LIB: 12% (-16)
IND: 5% (+2)
OTH: 5% (-6)
YouGov | 20-27 Jan | +/- 2025 election
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Whereas you guys were too old to make the actual list on ABC (Australia): www.abc.net.au/news/2025-12...
We asked friends from across the ABC to share theirs, with a focus on shows that started in the last year or so.
Because while we love Off Menu (this year's De Niro episode is all time) and If Books Could Kill (always been skeptical of the Let Them Theory? Do we have the podcast for you!) and This American Life (yes, we're still listening to This American Life), you're probably already across those.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Spotify confirming I belong here LOL
Screenshot of Spotify wrapped showing that based on my listening to mostly music from the early 2000s my age is 38
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I just accidentally gave my dog a static shock and I can’t explain to him that it wasn’t on purpose 😭 Dog tax:
A black staffy/ pitbull x mastiff is laying on a bed facing the camera with beautiful brown eyes. He has a patch of white on his chest and a white line up his muzzle.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Fine I’ll do it myself
Travis head with a severe fade, next to Simpsonised Don Mattingly with shaved sideburns
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Can someone please put this pic next to Travis Head sans helmet please and thank you #Ashes
Don Mattingly in the baseball episode of The Simpsons after he has shaved his nonexistent sideburns.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Your last saved pic is your philosophy
A still from the Simpsons of Lisa sitting a desk outside the school dance, with a bored/annoyed look on her face. The text above her reads: Me, once again disappointed by Men, but not surprised.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Don’t.
Screenshot of a headline on ABC News (Australia) that reads: “What to know when using ChatGPT for your cover letters”.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
With pleasure! Here is my boy, recharging his solar panels
A large black/ brindle staffy (pitbull) dog rests his giant velvet head on the arm of a couch. A gentle sunbeam is illuminating his face and rear end.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
I still have a scar on my hip from where our Dog Moose (aka Malamute) pulled me into a tree. He grew another ~25kg from this photo.
A white tween girl sits in a lounge chair with a white & grey tween Alaskan Malamute dog sprawled across her lap. The picture looks incredibly 90s because it was indeed taken in 1998.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Ah wtf What a headline
Screenshot of a story on ABC News (Australia). The headline reads: -
Domino's pizzas allegedly cooked using woodchips from endangered possum habitat
By Angela Heathcote
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Without downloading any new pictures where are you at mentally
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Giant platform goth boots, always.
A pair of human legs clad in tights that have one black leg and one red leg. Footwear is a pair of giant clompy stompy black goth boots adorned with spiderwebs.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
My favourite reviews of Bring Her Back:
Screenshot of Letterboxd reviews for Bring Her Back, with my personal faves highlighted in yellow:
“Pissing someone else’s pants is diabolical. (5 stars)”
“I came here to be a scared bitch not a sad bitch. (5 stars)”
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Screenshot of a tweet from @zackfox
“this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family”
above a picture of a white man on a JetSki with a white woman and child (presumably his wife & daughter) holding on behind him.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
A well-known meme referencing Apollo.
Closest to camera a child, labelled ‘Apollo’, holds a dodgeball, labelled ‘the gift of prophecy’. The child is about to throw the dodgeball at a group of children further back in frame, they are labelled ‘random internet users just trying to be comedic’.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Glass cliff in full effect.
Screenshot from The Beetoota Advocate (a satirical website) showing a picture of Sussan Ley above the headline: Liberals To Elect First Female Leader Right When Party Is Most Fucked And People Need To Be Blamed.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
My election day #OOTD The socks were a special message to Peter Dutton #auspol
Collage of 3 photos of me, a white woman.
Left is a full outfit pic, showing my shirt: black with pink writing saying “PUNCH NAZIS” surrounded by a heart made of barbed wire.
Top right is my socks: black with white writing saying “FUCK OFF”.
Bottom right is my earrings: a dangling row of small hearts in red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Current mood.
Selfie of me taken in front of a (dirty) mirror.
My phone is in front of my face, and I’m wearing a black t shirt with the words “PUNCH NAZIS” in pink text, surrounded by a heart made of barbed wire.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I can’t think of too many things I would want to read less than an interview of Bryan Johnson by Bari Weiss. Like I would literally rather stab myself in the eye.
Close up of the Weekend Australian Magazine cover from 15-16Mar2025. Main headline proclaims “The Health Issue”. One of the sub-headings reads “Bryan Johnson’s plan to cheat death. Interview by Bari Weiss”.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Old mate was not nearly as excited as I was
The giant velvet head of a staffy/ mastiff x dog lays on the stomach of a woman. The dog is black with a white line marking down his muzzle and a white paw is next to his delicious jowls.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
A meme I made & shared to my insta story.
Screenshot of a post of Threads by anapplehat: “Parenting can be tough! And it’s taught me that I can handle a lot more than I thought I ever could. But finding out that there’s a third Blippi might be the thing that pushes me over the edge.
Above this, I have put a picture of George W Bush with an aide leaning over and whispering in his ear, captioned: “Sir, a third Blippi has hit”.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Went back to twitter for the first time in ages and found this gronk who clearly had searched for the words “invasion day” to fuel his rage boner. I feel sorry for the dog in his pfp.
Screenshot from twitter.
Tweet from me on 18Jan2024: a selfie showcasing my shirt which is black with white writing: “No pride in genocide” above the Aboriginal, Palestinian, and Māori flags. Tweet is captioned: “Just in time for invasion day. From Dreamtime Aroha.
Reply on 27Jan2025: “As usual am (sic) angry, white, self hating lesbian. Will blame everyone else for her incompetence.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Advertise your account with one (1) Simpsons image.
Simpsons gif of Bart, Homer, and Marge dancing in a conga line singing “You don’t win friends with salad!” while Lisa sits forlornly on the couch behind them.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
This place really does have the juice™️ Normel replies
Skeet thread.
Poster A: I think in 2025 we should all be allowed to cancel one (1) thing, and mine is the word ‘bromance.' Men can be friends. It's not weird, we don't need to use this dumb word with slightly offputting undertones.
Poster B: Yet so appropriate for Elon and
Don.....admittedly with totally off-putting undertones.
Poster C: Exactly. If weird off-putting things exist, it's only natural we would have words to describe them. That some people would mis-apply words — well, it happens with every word (and every person) now and again.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
A large black staffy mastiff x dog lays his giant velvet head on a pair of legs wearing purple & white striped pyjama pants. He looks at the camera with a soulful expression.
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge Day 20
Everyday Sexism by Laura Bates
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge Day 19
Dark Emu by Bruce Pascoe
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
I think BlueSky peeps are online enough to get this
Tumblr screenshot:

last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge Day 18
Pageboy by Elliot Page
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge Day 17
Real Gorgeous: the Truth About Body & Beauty by Kaz Cooke
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge Day 16
Black Witness: the power of Indigenous media by Amy McQuire
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge Day 15
Cruel Care: A History of Children at our Borders by Jordana Silverstein
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge Day 14
I’m Glad My Mom Died by Jennette McCurdy
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge Day 13
Rage Becomes Her: The Power of Women’s Anger by Soraya Chemaly
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge Day 12
Because We Are Bad: OCD and a girl lost in thought by Lily Bailey
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge Day 11
The Princess Diarist: A sort of memoir… by Carrie Fisher
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge Day 10
Emotional Female- A brilliant young surgeon’s journey through ambition and dedication to exploitation and burnout by Yumiko Kadota
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge Day 9
The Radium Girls: The Dark Story of America’s Shining Women by Kate Moore
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
These two get a lot of play from me
Close up of a Barbie dolls face. The expression is a mixture of horrified and appalled Selfie of me, a white woman, shot from below. My face is pulled back revealing my glorious double chin. My expression is a mixture of disgust and annoyance. A caption above my head reads: Y tho
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Get yourself a husband who sends you videos of the blue tongue lizard he has befriended by sharing banana and providing a water bowl ☺️
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge Day 8
One Hundred Years of Dirt by Rick Morton
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Ezzalenko you beauty @ezzalenko.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Forgot again yesterday 🤦🏻‍♀️ Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #Books #BookSky #BookChallenge Day 7
Hello I Want To Die Please Fix Me: Depression in the First Person by Anna Mehler Paperny
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