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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile

@ezrigen.bsky.social
1.4K followers 2.9K following 5.6K posts

She/her, Data Queen, The Chesapeake Bae, deadbeat daughter, tornado alley baddie, 🏀, Toxic Tinkerbell, Star Trek. Venmo @ EzriR. NSFW. 🔞 im deeply unserious

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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
😂 no
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Don’t piss on my back and tell me it’s raining wym 😭
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He literally has
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Bless your heart
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Don’t talk to me, I found a Dark Angels successor chapter with purple
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Jai Michelle Thunder 🌩️ #JusticeForEden 🏳️‍⚧️ @dreadedjai.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Sending in the space wolves
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
And it’s well over 60 novels and emperor knows how many short stories
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I get it. I’m neurotic about consuming media in chronological order. I’m reading the Horus heresy in chronological order atm (I read most of it publication order once) And I’m literally flipping through anthologies of short stories to find the next one in order between novels 😭🫠
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Mummy Marshal Heidi 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☭ @theonetrueheidi.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
It's a shame he didn't campaign for her in the notorious battleground state of *checks note* New York.
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Like??
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I believe it
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Bar is so low it’s in hell
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Can confirm, got doxxed bc my uncommon first name and I posted pictures of my unique house I owned. Sadly for loser farm crowd finding out where I live is like a dog chasing a car bc now what? Pull up idgaf
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
This was just laying in my bed I have no idea why it did it. Prob just had a cut in the cord or something
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Death gotta try harder than that to get me
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Glad my cat woke me up earlier bc he was hungry. Smelled something weird burning and thought I was having a stroke. Bout burnt my whole shit down omg
Burnt phone cord
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Jillian Crowell @formertwink.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Me, after getting head on my cavdaver fat neovagina: Oh, hey, bb, how was it? GF: Pussy's haunted. Me: What? GF: *loading a pistol and getting back between my legs* Pussy's haunted.
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Girl hit with love heart
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
That’s why I tell people to just lie on resumes bc I’ve had too many jobs lie to hire me
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
It ain’t me in it to be clear I just need closure on who stole the mfer
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
If your out house hunting a see my car around let me know 😂
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Be sending them ai generated bank statements then to show potential
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Old house? My haunted house bathrooms were wild bc they didn’t exist originally
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
🧐
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Who wants to go deep into my small space
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
When your playing final fantasy 14 with a bolter
ff14 big gun
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
never put me in a situation
where i have to show you how heartless i can be. i'm a soft person, i'm kind, i care too much, and i forgive even when it hurts. i give second chances because i believe people can do better, but even someone like me has limits. if you keep hurting me, if you keep disrespecting me, something in me will change. i will stop caring, i will stop trying, and i will not beg for your attention or explain how much it hurts. i will just walk away, and when i do, you will realize you lost someone who truly cared. so do not take my kindness for granted, because once i am done, there is no going back.
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I ripped a sapling out of the ground, cut the bark off, and sun dried it for a month and I miss that stick. I don’t think I could break it if I tried, it was perfect.
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
It’s a very versatile weapon, my fav I ever trained with
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I’d actually prefer a quarter staff but the polearm, katana, and axe would all be acceptable.
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I forgot mine this year ngl
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
It’s more knowing like if we are using 3 decks of cards there are 3 of each card so it’s like mentally subtracting from what could be in play
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Ohhh good idea I should probably gamble more tbh given I instantly calculate probabilities all the time for everything anyway in my head and I can count cards
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I just need one side quest like in a video game where I can fight people for money
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
3.06$ of it
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Space concrete is amazing some of the novels gives details about things like that
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I like how she looks pretty much like my FF14 character but warhammerfied
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I used to listen to a dark heresy pen and paper rpg podcast campaign where the main baddie was a minor chaos prince that just messed up architecture all the time. Was deeply funny
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𝙾𝚙𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚊 @highnessophelia.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I'm negative $74 because of an automatic payment that I thought I cancelled. I'm going to get hit with service fees like crazy if I don't sort this out. I need $80 to stay out of the red. Literally anything helps. 🖤 cash.app/$HighnessOph... venmo.com/code?user_id...
My account summary showing four savings accounts with less than $1 and a checking account that's 74.23 negative
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I can share friend I got 3.06
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Can’t believe it happened again, I need to be stopped I don’t even mean to
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DAYS WITHOUT
ACCIDENTALLY
CRACKING SOMEONE'S EGG
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Mummy Marshal Heidi 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️☭ @theonetrueheidi.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Obsessed 😭
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
How are they still mad about my period it’s been 3 years 😂
Big mad at my period screenshot
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
How are they still mad about my period it’s been 3 years 😂
Big mad at my period screenshot
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
YOU
FART W
THAT ASS
DAMN
LIL
MAMA
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I can rot and fight
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Not me googling what you need to do to report a stolen car 🫠😭
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Ezrigen of the Faint Smile @ezrigen.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
If i wasn’t so used to my life being a train wreck it prob would upset me more than make me laugh that my car got stolen
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