Sign in

Hannah

@eyestired.bsky.social
48 followers 36 following 217 posts

Western Australia | 27 ✨ Professional silly goose 🪿 Chaos Goblin 🍄 Writing nonsense ✍️

PostsRepliesMedia
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
weather has requested I remain horizontal 🤷‍♀️
030
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Spending this fine winter morning listening to 80s Japanese Pop with my brother. Not a bad time at all. 😌🖤 #goodtimes #justchillax
000
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I’m eating pizza and watching Bob’s Burgers and it feels like sacrilege. #BobsBurgers #Pizza #Relatable #BlueskyHumour
140
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
I don’t like men telling me what to do.. unless I let them. #funny #relatable #leavemealone #bluesky
120
Reposted by Hannah
Michael Kagan @michaelgkagan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
199222294679
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I’m angry, pissed off, upset and I hate what’s happening. #politics #Venezuela #bluesky #pissed #war #upset #newyear
130
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
vt.tiktok.com/ZS5ArrSK7/
vt.tiktok.com
eyes.tired on TikTok
It doesn’t happen often, but sometimes we dress nice 🥂✨ #fyp #love #newyear #relatable #australia
020
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Happy new years everyone! I’m gonna be waking up hungover as all heck tomorrow 👌🥂✨
010
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Haven’t even put my Christmas tree up yet, that’s how little I give a shit this year
010
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
The devil horns are coming in nicely this year 😂😈 #funny #humour #aussie #devilish
042
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Just opened my front camera by accident and I look like fat bastard from Austin Powers 😅 #funny #fml #tragic
100
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
I’m such a slut for books it’s insane
110
Reposted by Hannah
Blackniss Everdeen @the-green-queen.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
061
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Made it to 500! I love getting laughed at 😂 #tiktok #followers #funny #laugh
020
Reposted by Hannah
Jo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
1304255353762
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
This cup is the only thing stopping me from raw-dogging reality. #tragic #help #funny #coffee #relatable
020
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
If these circles under my eyes get any bigger I’m gonna be cast in the next Tim Burton movie. #tragic #funny #help #tired #timburton #bluesky #humour #fyp
000
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Live laugh lobotomy 🌀 I’m so tragic, it’s hilarious. #tragic #funny #help #depression #laugh #bluesky #humour #aussie #fyp
090
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
My intentions for the new moon is for people to stop being stupid when they talk to me. #NewMoon #Manifestation #Witchy #Relatable #Humour #Funny
010
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
I’m so unfunny that it’s funny 😅 #tragic #humour #funny #help #fy
000
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Spot the difference 😂
020
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Got ditched by my fur babies 😒 #funny #dog #cat #furbabies #husky #kitty
060
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
So I attempted #pathofexile yesterday… let’s just say I shouldn’t play new games after some 🍃💨 hahahaha #high #poe #gaming #tragic #help #gamer
000
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Okay let me gush for a hot sec. I’m watching Labyrinth (1986) and it’s one of my favourite movies of all time. The acting? Impeccable. The score? Exquisite. The gothic eeriness? Magnificent. The cheese factor vs serious themes? Immaculate. I will forever and always be obsessed with this movie.
120
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
So I may have just bawled my eyes out during all four Shrek movies.
010
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Things got very profound yesterday 😅
010
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Everyone always underestimates my silliness. My whimsy. My pure insanity, if you will. #funny #profound #imightbehigh
010
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
No sarcasm in sight: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie is the greatest film ever made.
010
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Look, I’m gonna try to do yoga today. But sometimes wine is more important 🤷‍♀️ #funny #chaotic #aussie #wine #tiktok vt.tiktok.com/ZSyvyt5ck/
vt.tiktok.com
TikTok - Make Your Day
000
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Goooood morning ✨
010
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
My brother tells me to put sunscreen on when I open the fridge 😒 #funny #ginger #redhead #aussie #ranga #humour #blueskyhumour #fyp
010
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Hi, my name’s Hannah and I can’t start a game until my OC looks perfect enough to win a modelling contract. Sims did irreversible damage. #funny #TikTok #gaming #TheSims #RPG #gamer #relatable vt.tiktok.com/ZSyW2yycf/
vt.tiktok.com
TikTok - Make Your Day
110
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I know I should be writing, but… the games, they call to me. #gaming #gamer #writer #writing #procrastination #funny #bluesky #selfie #me
020
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Just found out “ranga” isn’t a universal term for ginger people… it’s literally just us feral Aussies. So apparently the rest of the world has been out here calling redheads by—what? Their actual names?? #aussie #aussiehumour #aussieslang #ginger #redhead #funny #sarcasm #musings #bluesky #fyp
000
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Barely 9am and I’m already sweating my balls off 🥵 #australia #aussie #hot #melting #funny #ginger #redhead #bluesky #fyp
020
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Look at her little PAW! 😭😭 #kitty #cat #cute #bluesky #fyp
020
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Hey sometimes I’m funny on TikTok 🤓🥂 #tiktok #gaming #blind #vibes #tragic
011
Reposted by Hannah
Blackniss Everdeen @the-green-queen.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
A woman who feels safe, respected, and valued is at her absolute freakiest.
0112
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Camera blurry to match my mind 📸 #selfie #me #ginger #redhead #aussie #tragic #chaotic #funny #help #bluesky #fyp
000
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Watching One Piece and just started bawling my eyes out cause I found out Brookes connection with Laboon the whale 😭😭😭 #onepiece #anime #animelover #animegirl #gamer #sad #tragic #chaotic #bluesky #funny #aussie #crying
011
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
My partner just got a Powerade and the flavour is called Mountain Blast. What does that even mean?? Am I supposed to taste… altitude?? That and “Blue Raspberry” is getting me heated. #rant #funny #humour #aussie #chaotic #tragic #bluesky
000
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Not to be dramatic or anything but there’s a fly in my house and I literally wanna die #aussiethreads #relatable #funny #australia #bluesky #tragic
010
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Honestly considering starting a GoFundMe so I can move to England. My poor ginger self can’t handle Australia anymore 🫠 #Australia #England #life #gingerproblems #aussie #relatable #funny #travel #redhead #ginger #bluesky
010
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I’ve had a coffee and a cigarette and now I’m either gonna game, do some writing, or rot in bed. It’s called balance. #gaming #relatable #writing #brainrot #coffee #bluesky #coffeeaddict #funny #tragic #aussie
141
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Just downloaded Date Everything! It’s so cute 🥰🎮 #gaming #gamer #gamergirl #cozygame #aussie #datinggame
053
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Good day for it 🍷🎮 #gaming #bg3 #baldursgate3 #neilnewbon #wine #alcohol #aussie #fyp #astarion #bluesky
021
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Keeping it real 🖤 #gaming #relatable #funny #aussie #feral #humour #writing #bluesky #fyp
021
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Absolutely cackling watching @devilligan.bsky.social and @neilnewbon.bsky.social playing bg3 with Kitty. Only on episode 4 so I have a lot to catch up on 😂 #gaming #bg3 #baldursgate #bluesky
231
Reposted by Hannah
Blueroses78 @blueroses78.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
183
Hannah @eyestired.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I hate that people have to know me in person to know that I’m funny as hell. #relatable #funny #humour #chronicallyonline #Aussie #feral #bluesky #australianbluesky
000