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Fear and Misery

@eyelessmike.bsky.social
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Next time you try fuckin me over I'll put you in a bath with a plugged in toaster

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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 1h
Yeesh bad dreams. Like wake up short of breath in terror bad dreams
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 15h
i think i actually regressed today uuuggh i hate stick welding
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So, lesson learned: plain old pieces of raw chicken get big cats. So... There's a reservoir/dam that's supposed to have lots of catfish I think I'll check out next week.
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I caught a nearly six pound catfish today
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
goin well enough!
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That said, after doing oxy-acetylene even a little... I like that a lot more. A constant flame's much simpler to control than a 2 foot long wiggly bit of metal that can get stuck to things.
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
(vertical uphill fillet welds on a T joint, so far I've learned I should crank my current down by like 20 amps and I'm not sweeping the electrode side to side fast enough)
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
youtube's great i can review like 20 videos specifically about this welding thing i'm struggling on
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
i am NOT being the scene-setting death in a horror movie man fuck that
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
>gonna go night fishing for catfish >show up at the river >get line out, little lantern with me >hear screaming from deeper in the park >NOPE.avi I'll go out to the dam after class tomorrow. Maybe I'll night fish when I buy a gun.
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NightFaux @nightfaux.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The first week of the growth drive has passed! Neither of them are all that shaken up by this kind of thing, so Valkyrie and Siren take a stroll down to the hyper-friendly farmer's market and have a little chat about their bodies~ #furryNSFW #ooktober #hyper #pregNSFW
Valkyrie: "Daaaaaamn, girl, look at the size of that cooter"
Valkyrie: "I knew Monique was lyin' last time when she said it was a 'bell overload"
Siren: "Oh, yes, it gets much bigger, and its pheromones much stronger, during pumpkin season"
Siren: "Suppose it'll keep happening to you now, as well"
Valkyrie: "Guess that'd explain the strong-ass pumpkin spice smell..."
Valkyrie: "...Not gonna' cause another coochie zombie outbreak with that thang, are ya'?"
Siren: "Hmmm, wasn't planning on it. Maybe a little infatuation at worst~"
Valkyrie: "Rad, let's waft you by the smoothie stands and see if we can get a guy to pay for our drinks"

The Great Pumpkin Growth Drive! VALKYRIE vs. SIREN
Valkyrie and her clone(?) are going head-to-head! Time to see what Siren can do. Who will get the blue ribbon for the biggest pumpkin at the end of the month? 
 Donate to grow their pumpkins, with "Valkyrie" or "Siren" in your dono to pick your target. $2 per pound. Repost to grow their bits. Results posted every Monday until November 2nd.
NEW: Want to pump up their pussies? Add "Peach" to your dono!
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
it really really was
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
i dont care if its a repost tonight www.youtube.com/watch?v=89F5...
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Death Grips - Takyon (Death Yon)
YouTube video by Death Grips
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
if you happen to know of a hoodie like this i can purchase online please fuckin tell me
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Nobody makes THAT hoodie anymore.
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
What I want out of a hoodie is this: A poncho. But the poncho has a hood deep enough to cover the upper half of your face without making a goofy point in the back. I want the sides of the poncho to be joined together, and then the upper edges to form wrist length sleeves.
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
like compare that hoodie to this one, they just do not make clothes designed to do anything but pose in anymore
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A big part of why it was so nice is the body part was LOOSE. this was the sagging pants gangsta rap era of fashion, so it was designed to just be ... billowy? they make clothes for people built like fuckin straws now, even a 2xl isn't actually cut for torso space, it's just narrow in allcaps
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
got reminded of my old hoodie that got stolen in high school and now i'm mad and sad and i want it back. it was so comfy. was kinda like this, but i don't recall it having the big seam lines. just a bigass loose black hoodie with a DEEP hood and kangaroo pocket
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bluesky's weird with reply threading so I'm jumping back here for some more music because we are behind, oomfie I don't think I shared this one, set to some old TF2 gameplay Dont look up the song, Type bitched out (he's from seattle) and rerecorded a lamer version www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRYQ...
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Hobbes is an Asshole (HD)
YouTube video by Hobbes, Esq.
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Back when WoW only had one expansion to its name I picked up this torrent of power metal off 4chan and this was one of the songs in it. It's a regular in the listening, cause it's a banger. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fly7...
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From The Shadows
YouTube video by Tarot - Topic
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I didn't forget about this thread, I just stopped doing it for a bit cause I was sick. Nobody's listening anyway, so who cares. But we're back! Have my favorite love song. And it IS a love song. To me. :) I have bad life examples. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlFp...
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Twiztid - Cyanide - Heartbroken and Homicidal
YouTube video by Twiztid Official
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i should buy a cheap electric multiprocess welder and fuck around in the back yard or something though. it would be good practice. But that's like... $250 of my limited funds.. i COULD go fishing instead...
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The problem is this class is 6 hours once a week so I'm gonna friggen forget all this by next Friday
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is there anybody horny for dudes who dress like the Smash Mouth vocalist (but like, with dreads) and like fishing, and cooking fish for people
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
oxyacetylene welding was much easier to learn than stick, so far. being able to move the business end of the heat source closer is much easier than the fuckin two foot SMAW electrodes. However, I'm not as confident controlling the heat/fusion and filler material...yet.
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am not a big Survival Crafting guy though so maybe there's something I'm missing. It always felt like the point of progressing was to smooth out the earlier struggles and Valheim's like "Fast travel doesn't work for metals, the material you want to fast travel"
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
valheim being so popular is weird to me because it's the only survival crafting game where i see people 4 tiers deep in the tech tree still doing everything manually. like there's no quality of life upgrades you just bang shinier rocks together.
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm being silly of course nobody could see it because i wear nothing but shirts and hoodies 1.5 sizes too large cause i don't like the way smaller clothes get caught on my man-titties
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
nobody noticed my new knife on my belt today :C
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if you were the doorman you could use your doors to do both
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
my hobbies include using google maps to locate bodies of water in my area that have shoreline access and figure out how to get there and fish in them
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hear it's a solid light work knife and at $15 it sounds reasonable, my folding thing kinda sucks
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i mean what am i supposed to do, a handstand? i'm already in bed
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
im buy little knife
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i also gotta figure out how to not sneeze 9 times in a row every evening what the FUCK
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
then I can finally fuck off into the sunset. i just gotta figure out how to be a vagabond so i can cop a paycheck town to town
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I need to start actually schlepping shit outta my van, just stuff it in the basement here i guess. I want to refit my van as a sleeping space with some tool storage. Then when I'm through with this welding cert course i have a van that holds Tools and Fishing Shit i can sleep in
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🇨🇦🍁Durrn Thunderwing📜🖋️ @durrn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Now, obviously you’re all curious how such a tremendous and inspiring quick study at the gym came to pass. Well. Simple really! Here’s Gussey’s introduction to the StripeyPanzer co-owner. She’d asked for a private meeting and boy did she get one. }nwn{ 🖼️ by @rusryart.bsky.social
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
given i found it near some broken fishing pole my theories are "someone ragequit fishing" or "someone ditched their shit and ran when a warden came by"
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone threw away a whole ass $30 kastking fish scale at the river. Mine now, you slovenly bitch! The battery even still worked. Fuck is wrong with people around here
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Noctoc @noctoc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Goober left it on over night For @dewram.bsky.social
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Noctoc @noctoc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It jiggles for like 5 secs
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Well despite being a six hour class the instructor seems like a funny cool guy so that's good. Also there's a dude in here that is a spitting image of the dude who plays The Falcon in the MCU movies
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fawk
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
shayzus
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
[checks schedule again] I want to strangle me from 5 months ago who decided to take the morning 6 hour class on friday? 10am to 4pm what the fuck was I thinking
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The last of it went into a BIG pot and it lasted me like 2 years so I got my value. BUT STILL, I gotta find some more
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
im all out of mae ploy red curry paste :(
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Fear and Misery @eyelessmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i did not latch my tacklebox when i put it in my backpack and now i have a bag full of loose hooks and stuff i gotta unfuck. goddamnit
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