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Eyedot

@eyedot.bsky.social

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Basically a walking, talking encyclopedia of trivia, doomed to forever miss the point.

I think I can safely say that without caffeine I wouldn't have any personality at all.

If anyone should be skeptical of my successful career, it's me.

Is there a cure for stress? I don't drink, I don't smoke weed. Maybe I'll try meditation.

I don't dress to impress. I dress to write code.

Oh, sweet penmanship of my youth! Why have you forsaken me?

14 pages of notes and it’s only been 1 and a half days. Am I going to make it the whole two weeks?

I just backed Heavy Metal's Library Unlocks on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/hea...

If I had done it, I'd have to live the rest of my life knowing I had eaten a floor pickle

I am not Chevy Chase... I am not Chevy Chase... I am not Chevy Chase... ...

Hopefully this will reduce the erections to a minimum.

If I had wanted you to see my face I would have smiled.

You can't talk about my family like that. Only I can talk about my family like that.

Get busy walking or get busy sitting down