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Algorithm&Blues

@exxekhan.bsky.social
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I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MONKEY-FRIED SNAKES ON THIS MONKEY-FRIED PLANE!! LOVE: Beatles, pugs, secondary dominants, liberal democracy HATE: Low info voters, single issue voters, fascist bootlickers

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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 4h
Jesus told her to vote for him.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 4h
Eww...
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 5h
Not to be confused with Gay Maga's "I want a huge caucus" #ImHereAllWeek
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 18h
Let's be real. He will just blame all his failures on the Democratic Congress and his cult of imbeciles will nod right along...
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 18h
I vote for Palm Beach.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 18h
Mothertrucker was waiting until he is almost out of office and then waited for a book deal to say this now that nobody GAF what he has to say. Wow. What courage!
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 18h
"We pay so much taxes!" Well then demand something in return for your taxes, dumba$$!! Your taxes are NOT going down no matter what republican jesus promises you.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 18h
Paxton is such a d*ck.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 19h
It's a no-lose for maga. If Dems win both houses, that whiny little b*tch will just blame everything on them. And his cult of imbeciles will believe it and vote for t***p 2.0 in 2028. Our global hegemony is over and done for good. I just hope liberal democracy and our economy survive.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 22h
Republican High School Wrestling coach. What do you think he did?
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 22h
Hi!
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 22h
I had to buy a thesaurus because I couldn't come up with a word strong enough. Still looking...
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 22h
You won't get the best deal that way. Just get a loan and make sure there are no prepayment penalties and pay it off the first month.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 22h
They did the same for us when our beloved pup died recently. I know they will eventually turn into evil greedy corporate overlords and disappoint us when they drive out (or buy up) the competition. But for now, they are awesome!
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 22h
Still holding out for "the big one"
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's a bargain at any price!
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not in the US. People are still overpaying for gas guzzling behemoths.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Exception: Bezos' ex-wife got $32B in AMZN stock as a divorce settlement. She gave more than half of it away. Meanwhile, the stock more than doubled. She literally can't give it away fast enough. She is the biggest philanthropist of all time.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My neighbor is a high school principal. Him: I don't have time to watch the news. Me: How do you vote? Him: I'm a republican. Me: Him:
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think it's stupider than that. Yes they hate Ds. But when R leadership perceives a threat, they go all in on hate. The outsize hate for Pelosi, Hillary, Soros, Biden, Obama, AOC, etc is depraved and irrational.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I never cared for this car. It's a Miata knockoff. Miata does it better. But the Z4...now that's a sweet ride!
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These demented dipshits will vote for him no matter what. Their vote is calcified. Forget them. Move on to the persuadable voters: fully functional adults with critical thinking skills. It's a shrinking pool in this age of idiocracy but they are out there.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When I was in Alaska, we saw puffins. I learned that they will dive 600ft to get food. Amazing.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is why change can start but can't remain at the local or even the state level. The perpetrator has to feel the pain everywhere they want to do business.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Until I saw this dipshit on TV trying to explain the economy, I didn't think it was possible to be rich and powerful and astonishly stupid at the same time.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I haven't eaten at McD in years (decades). Their food and prices suck. But recently, I had no choice. Dealing with their shitty app is an exercise in frustration. So many ways to lure you to cheap items and then use tricks and traps to get you to pay way too much for garbage food.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bonus points for guessing who he voted for?
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Suicide. Right.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dems don't have Elon bucks to pay for these ads.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't forget to pick some apples or something...
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You had higher expectations from THIS crowd?
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fox news just has to point at someone and tell them to hate. They can't even give you a reason why they hate them. Biden was the most non-confrontational, harmless, affable one-term president ever. These people are so fkn stupid.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's Dirk Diggler's car!
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Protected markets is not as big a problem as greedflation. Most companies have figured out that rich people are doing great and poor people are not. So increase prices and sell fewer cars with higher profits to rich people.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My barber: "My friend works for TSA and he is seeing so much sex trafficking and drug cartel activity at the border." Me: "your friend works for TSA? What is he doing at the border? Shouldn't he be at the airport? MB: "so how do you want your hair?"
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So close!
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TX leaders are bigger pricks than AZ R's ever were. Abbott, Paxton, Patrick, Cruz. All supreme a$$holes.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I live in california. Our neighbor, Arizona, for years, solved their homeless problem by giving homeless people a meal and a one way bus ticket to California. Republicans are pricks.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I like this guy. When I say like I really mean despise. He is the poster boy that proves that you can be astonishingly stupid yet still be rich and powerful.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tom Cotton is a self-loathing, repressed, closeted gay man. Anyone who leads a double life like that will be an insufferable prick. Allegedly.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He is such an a$$hole. This is beyond the pale. And believe me, I HATE Tom Cotton...but this is a total d*ck move. Mafia-level sh*tty behavior.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No. The 4% also know he's an imbecile but they profit off his stupidity so they caress his balls ever so gently and tell him what a genius he is
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Except in our system the buffet is not $20. It's $500 plus all the other obstacles you mentioned.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He's not wrong tho... I'm sure one of his obedient taint-licking sycophantic grifter-traitors did tell him that.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Brilliant!
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Guilty AF.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's worth it, maga dude.
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They are going to have to build a robust drainage system. Otherwise, the grass will turn yellow from all that nitrogen :-)
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can the arsonist/rapist use ChatGPT to write the essay?
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Algorithm&Blues @exxekhan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We lost our beloved pup recently. We loved her so much it still hurts.
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