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Assigned John at birth · IT service industry worker • Founder, @hacksalem • More words at genehack.blog + dementedandsadbut.social • pronoun.is/he • I speak only for me. I only Bluesky when my Fedi feed is empty

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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 28/09/2026
Gentlebeings of the Internet, I give you Hopalong, furthermore known as Sir Hop-A-Lot, also called Hops. (The Cat Distribution System decided to deliver him via a brewery and he’s a leapy little fella so here we are.)
A smol grey kitten laying on top of an on-edge throw pillow.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 27/09/2026
“Oh that’s so cute, he’s perched on my shoulder purring”, I thought. And then he went to sleep and y’all I may need an intervention.
A small grey kitten, perched on my shoulder, staring intently into the camera. The small grey kitten, still on my shoulder, but asleep.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 27/09/2026
We have been visited by the Cat Distribution System.
A smol grey tabby kitten, sitting on the shoulder of somebody facing away from the camera. Me clutching the smol grey tabby kitten to my chest. I’m wearing a red tee shirt and glasses, with a whitish goatee on the kitten’s head.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 24/08/2026
These definitions with the addition that Missouri is “lived” because I was born there and lived there until I was 3.
A map of the US showing where I’ve lived and visited
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 22/08/2026
I saw the most cursed thing while Birk shopping. You kinda can’t tell from the picture but the footbed is also fur-lined. It’s like an Ugg fucked a Birk and this is the result.
A dark gray pair of Birks with silver buckles. The inside of the straps and the footbed are lined with fake fur that’s slightly darker than the leather.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 22/08/2026
Made another Timbers fan jealous by wearing this shirt tonight /cc @calyxworks.com
A shirt reading “Timbers premium football since 1975” that may or may not look a lot like a Tsingtao beer bottle label
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 01/08/2026
This is awesome, will chop cheese again!
My left hand, holding up half a chop cheese
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 21/07/2026
Without saying your age what is your favorite movie from the year you turned 18
John Cusack in the iconic boom box scene from Say Anything
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 28/06/2026
#TartanArmy spotted in #SalemOr #worldCup
A parking meter pay station in Salem, Oregon, with an orange safety cone on top of it, like a hat.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 16/06/2026
A sunset with electric wires
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 14/06/2026
Pride fit.
A masc person with a long white goatee wearing a tee shirt that reads YOU WILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME in trans flag colors.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 14/06/2026
A masc person with a long white goatee wearing a tee shirt that reads YOU WILL HAVE TO GO THROUGH ME in trans flag colors.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 31/05/2026
What are the odds this is somehow Hormuz-related?
Sign posted on a grocery cooler door, reading:
Several manufacturers of
COTTAGE CHEESE
are experiencing long term
shortages. We will restock
as soon as it is available.

We apologize for the
inconvenience.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 21/05/2026
When I get that feeling, I need
A mall store from with a sign reading “Feng Shui Healing”
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 19/05/2026
Today: moved Mx19 (and all their STUFF) from one dorm to a different dorm. About 5.5 hours, 18.5k steps, 6.2 miles / 10 kM. Woof.
Yours truly, looking worn out, wearing an orange bandana as a doo rag, and an effin birds tee shirt that says, “being an adult is shit”
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 10/05/2026
There are days in May, in Oregon, where the absolute fucking perfection of everything just slaps you in the face and says, “pay attention, shit head”. Today was one of those days.
A blue shy filled with scattered clouds. There’s a section of house on the lower left corner and a Doug fir to the right
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 08/05/2026
Also, extremely pleased with my grill marks.
An albacore filet, with very pleasing grill marks, on a cutting board.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 08/05/2026
Dinner tonight is wild-caught Oregon albacore, seared over hickory charcoal, with a rojo chimichurri and a 2019 Willamette Valley Pinot noir. Did I mention how much I love grilling season
A white plate with four triangular pieces of seared albacore, arranged in a square, with an arc of chimichurri rojo around it.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 30/03/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness.
Rebecca and Keeley from Ted Lasso
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 17/02/2026
Tag yourself, I am the ever-increasing arrow of Tim (which is pointing in the wrong direction…) (Image currently available at learn.microsoft.com/en-us/traini...)
An extremely badly mangled GenAI-generated diagram of how Git Flow is supposed to work, featuring numerous obvious errors. Currently posted on learn.microsoft.com
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 17/01/2026
Best part of this cleanup: I was visited by a very friendly, extremely majestic Maine coon, who welcomed pets and purred for me. Had what looked like a pet door key on their collar, hoping I get to see them again soon.
Maine coon cat in front of a fence My gloved left hand petting the head of the Maine coon catThe Maine coon cat rolling in grass and deploying The Belly Trap. Maine coon lounging on a deck in the sun.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 10/01/2026
How it started / how it’s going
A broken fence with some of the fallen tree limbs that did the damage on the ground in front of it. The same fence, all fixed up and the limbs removed.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 28/12/2025
Y’all it is December 28th and I am sitting outside in the 47°F/8°C Oregon sunshine drinking a beer.
A tulip glass sitting on a wooden table top. The glass is about half-full of a clear, deep red liquid
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 01/12/2025
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
Ming the merciless from the 1980s Flash Gordon
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 28/11/2025
Our Thanksgiving was good — hope yours was too!
Our charcuterie — a plate of crackers on a shelf, over a tabletop with a plate of cheese, several spreadables, a platter of olives, a bowl of snack mix and a partially-cut-off meat tray. An uncooked turkey, trussed, with some herbs barely peeking out of the cavity. The turkey sits on a roasting rack, inside a roasting pan.The same turkey, a few hours later — it is now golden brown.My plate — featuring (clockwise from top) a roll, a pile of mashed potatoes, some turkey, some stuffing, some spinach, and a slice of canberries.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 25/11/2025
My approach to social media in general, summarized in a single brilliant panel.
A single Calvin and Hobbs panel. Hobbes is peeking around the left side of a tree trunk, saying "Maybe she wasn't paying attention to us." while Calvin is peeking around the right side, saying "That's inconceivable! Who wouldn't be interested in everything we do?!"
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 25/11/2025
Love having extended periods of time off during the holidays exactly so I can do elaborate cooking stuff that otherwise there’s never time for. Stuff like this:
A bowl of short rib French onion soup, with a large Gruyère-covered croutons sunk in it, covered with chives.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 12/11/2025
I took advantage of the (kinda weird, ngl) Tuesday holiday to do some stunt cooking: braised oxtails, over mash, with a pan gravy.
A large white serving bowl, flanked by fork and knife, on a harvest-themed placemat. Inside the bowl is a gravy drenched mound of mashed potatoes, with a large braised oxtail on top of that.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 31/10/2025
Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.
The album cover for “God Fodder”, by Ned’s Atomic Dustbin
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 25/10/2025
Current status: making chile colorado — house smells amazeballs. This is the peppers after rehydration:
A pot full of water, chile peppers, and onions
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 29/08/2025
Screaming intensifies
A text message from Alaska Air that reads: 

We’re sorry, in-flight Wi-Fi and movies won’t be available during your flight. Please download what you need before boarding.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 26/08/2025
This is an actual screenshot from americabydesign.gov. I cannot make this shit up. Every accusation a projection, every statement a confession.
Text reading “This is President Trump going bigger than President Nixon.”
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 22/08/2025
Here we go again.
A pair of feet wearing brown ankle socks and purple low top chuck taylors, atop a piece of iconic PDX carpet.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 03/08/2025
Back on my bullshit — smoked tuna belly deviled eggs
Three deviled eggs — menu description: Smoked Albacore tuna belly, corn, epazote, queso cotija, chili oil
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 26/07/2025
Menu — you could maybe build something Chicago-ish?
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 11/07/2025
Why, yes, I _did_ get a new keyboard in the mail yesterday which means that yes I _am_ gearing up to rebuild a bunch of keyboard firmwares so things have a kinda-consistent layout. Is this nerd nirvana? …maybe. #keyboardio #preonic
A Keyboard.io Preonic ortholinear 60-key keyboard in a walnut holder.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 06/07/2025
Yeah, these seats will do. #rctid
A photo of the Providence Park pitch from a suite in the northwest corner of the stadium.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 04/07/2025
TheWife may have gotten Sammy’s fireworks response medication dialed in.
A dog laying on her back with her paws drawn up, between two people on a couch.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 21/06/2025
Also, this chili Colorado fuckin SLAPS it is so good, I would make this all the time but it is a three hour process.
A white plate, with two folder flour tortillas, a pile of black beans topped with cojita cheese, and a pile of chili Colorado
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 13/06/2025
I’ve gotten more positive compliments from strangers about these glasses than about literally anything else in my entire life.
Old white dude, with a mostly gray beard, wearing a pair of black framed round glasses, and a Doomtree “no kings” ball cap.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 12/06/2025
Already nommed the asparagus
Two pieces of coulotte steak, one an end piece showing a lovely horned exterior, the other a center piece showing a mostly medium rare finish. A slight smoke ring is visible in the second piece.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 10/06/2025
One of my peak summer dishes, the grilled chicken Caesar. Chicken was marinated in lemon juice and salt for ~6 hours, seasoned w/fresh cracked black pepper & a garlic rosemary herb blend, & reverse-seared over a mix of regular charcoal and hickory. Served over romaine & a house made Caesar dressing.
A large entree sized salad bowl containing a Caesar salad, with grilled chicken, croutons, and a heavy dusting of Parm
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 08/06/2025
Last weekend, I (assisted by TheWife) _finally_ hung up a barn quilt my dad had gifted us a couple years back. I wanted to surprise them when they got to our house, so no pictures ...until now. Check it out, I'm very happy with this addition to our house!
The side of our house, with a newly-hung barn quilt on our chimney.A close-up of the hummingbird-themed barn quilt.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 20/05/2025
Not sus. Not sus _at all_.
A macOS system notification saying "usernoted wants to use your confidential information", and prompting for a password.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 17/05/2025
Hey #salemOr Epilogue is slinging cheesesteaks today — come out and have the best this side of the Mississippi!
End on view of half a cheese steak, ready to be unwrapped and eaten.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 03/05/2025
New lid, who dis? (#ptfc hat via @calyxworks.com, who makes all sorts great stuff, check it)
Selfie, with a grey PTFC ball cap and a black tee reading BLACK LIVES MATTER in a metal font
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 02/05/2025
The average *American* has three friends
The krewe from Shaun Of The Dead
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 02/05/2025
The average American has three friends.
The Lone Rangers
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 02/05/2025
Sammy Genehack laying in her work bed, enjoying a sunbeam.
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that genehack guy from that dead bird site @extremely.website · 05/04/2025
Current status: first porch beer of 2025, y’all
Yours truly, on his porch, sipping a beer
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