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Lars Callieou

@extralars.bsky.social
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This promo video is VERY ‘In Your Face’ 😳😆 The Comic Strip WEM July 9-12 Promo Code: LARSC26 for 2 for 1 (or Buy One Get One Free). Or if you want to be on the guest list, I can do that for you.❤️
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Willy Skinner @willygrant.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Every wedding should have a beer & cider fairy. @extralars.bsky.social
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Seasons Greetings to you all! May your Holidays be happy and bright.💫🎄🎁 #HappyHolidays
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Places everyone!!📻
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ScAaron feat. Hellson the dog 👻 @crabbycrab.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
You know what's funny? Lars Callieou in the woods. @extralars.bsky.social is funny everywhere actually. We caught him this afternoon at Glenn Grant's celebration of life and he crushed it; great set. Thank you @willygrant.bsky.social for inviting us to celebrate, we had a great time!
Comedian Lars Callieou in the middle of a set, in the middle of the woods, in the middle of the afternoon.
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
As a human, I’m sad Calgary missed the playoffs, they had a heck of a run. As an #Oilers fan, I want to smirk about it but I remember the feeling of missing the post season year after year. “When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less.” You exceeded expectations.🤝
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Friday Night Lights 🤩
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Fun Facts with #LarsCallieou #Australia #Straya #DownUnder #AustraliavsCanada
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Happy π Day! My favourite pie is my Grandma’s strawberry rhubarb, how about you?🥧 #PiDay
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
I’d been looking forward to this for MONTHS!! Heavy sigh. 867-5309 We still got a picture (safely but without accompanying music)😀 @VWcanada @VW @NordenVW #LarsOdometer #VWCanada #Volkswagen #TommyTutone
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
All On The Board said it wonderfully! #InternationalWomensDay #IWD2025
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Due to the on again/off again tariffs I’ve decided to recall ALL Canadian Geese from the USA. All geese are ordered to return to Canada immediately. Sincerely, Lars A. Callieou
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I have shows in Grande Prairie and Red Deer this week… I just realized we’ll make it to 867530 9 on Sunday!🥹❤️ youtu.be/j7V2_jQ_QUU?... #Jenny #LarsOdometer #Volkswagen
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Liquor from the USA is flying off the shelves.😏
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Would you go: 867530 9.0 or 867530 0.9 🤔 3000 kms to go to Jenny 🙂
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I want you to know, I think you’re doing great and I’m proud of you.❤️ #KeepGoing
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Finally getting around to reading this. Sammy Shore was Pauly Shore’s father, husband to Mitzi Shore. I bought it years ago.🙂
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
It’s our game.🇨🇦❤️
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
It is SWELTERING here.🥵 If you’re in Thailand Thursday and/or Friday come to a stand up comedy show, I’ll be the slightly sunburnt comedian guy.
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
In unrelated news, @Delta Airlines has added a “Keep Your Plane Wheels-side Down Fee” Disclaimer: I’m glad everyone is ok, I hope the injuries are minor and that those hurt make a full and speedy recovery❤️‍🩹 #DeltaAirlines
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I drove my Volkswagen Jetta off the lot brand new in July of ‘09. It has its original engine and original transmission, still runs like a top. Oh, and I had to replace the windshield wipers once. 136,000 to go!🥹❤️ #MyVW #Volkswagen #VW #LarsOdometer
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I have a gig tonight in Cold Lake, it’s sold out so if you didn’t pre-purchase tickets you’re going to have to use the ol’ cup-to-ear-to-wall trick. Then two shows in Thailand, then Whitecourt. I’m very good at routing my shows.🙂
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
In an attempt to make it a mirror type odometer reading… I needed a backward 6 and a cooperating temperature.🙂 #LarsOdometer #Volkswagen #VW
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I hadn’t thought about this joke in years. From my 2011 Comedy NOW! #BlastFromThePast
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
A whole bunch of old friends from facebook and Twitter have been following me on Instagram, I don’t know if someone tagged me in something or if I’m just showing up as a Suggestion, it’s been nice.🙂 I followed everyone back.😁
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
At the comedy club in Ottawa they were using a celebrity look-a-like app. Yup, me and RDJ, our similarities are truly remarkable.😏 #Doppelgänger
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
I don’t have an NFL team, I have a lot of friends who cheer for the Bills and they had a fantastic season so I thought their fans deserved one. Couple of borderline calls from the refs, game could have gone either way. Heck of a year Josh Allen. #Bills #Chiefs
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Dear American TikTokers, Send me your videos and I’ll post them to my #TikTok for you. For the limited time offer of $11.54 Canadian per video. My account has tens of followers so you’ll get all kinds of great exposure! Sincerely, Lars from Canada 🇨🇦 #TikTokBan
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Hot tip: if you’re going to be headlining comedy clubs in Ontario for two weeks in January, bring gloves.🥶 #Duh
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Absolute Comedy Toronto January 11-12 😀 Two shows tonight! One show Sunday #AbsoluteComedy #Toronto #TorontoComedy #TorontoComedyClubs
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
When I’m in Toronto I make a pilgrimage to the Hockey Hall of Fame… I’m going to pay a visit to the Cup tomorrow. If you’re in town and want to join there’s room in the limo.
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Hello Fellow #Oilers Fans, I promised an Oilers Follow-for-Follow on Bluesky, so here you go! Retweet, like and/or comment on this then follow anyone else who does. Be kind to one another.🙂❤️ #LetsGoOilers   #EdmontonOilers #MuchLove #YEG
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Wishing you the Happiest New Year! May 2025 bring you peace, prosperity, and love. 🍾🥳 #HappyNewYear #NYE #NewYearsEve
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
3 hours left in 2024 if you’re in Sydney, Australia. 🇦🇺🍾🎇 Happy New Year ya filthy animals!🥳 “May the best of your past be the worst of your future.” ~Irish Proverb #HappyNewYear #Australia #HNY
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Hello Fellow #Oilers Fans, I promised an Oilers Follow-for-Follow on Bluesky, so here you go! Retweet, like and/or comment on this then follow anyone else who does. Be kind to one another.🙂❤️ #LetsGoOilers   #EdmontonOilers #MuchLove #YEG
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
America's richest 10% now hold 60% of the nation's wealth. The bottom half of America? It holds just 6%. Wealth inequality is eating this country alive.
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Wishing you and yours the very Merriest Christmas!🎅🏼 Happiest Holidays!🎄 Season’s Greetings!🎁 #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
For all of the Mom’s in the world!🎁🎄❤️ (I laughed SO hard at this when I saw it)🤣 youtu.be/FOVCtUdaMCU?...
youtu.be
Christmas Robe - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
This makes me laugh harder than it should.😆 #Family
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Am I a hobo?!!😳
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I’m doing this from now on.😆🇦🇺 #Ha
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Suggest entertainment at your company Christmas Party to your social committee! So many excellent options from comedy to hypnosis to music to magic and more! Every party is better with great entertainment.🎁🎄 #BookNow #CompanyChristmasParties
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I wanted to make the joke, “Finally, something for us.”… instead I shall say without jest, Happy Men’s Day to the men who are role models, mentors, partners, and all ‘round good dudes. #InternationalMensDay2024 #MensDay2024
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
God Speed Shawn
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I think the guy with two first names is going to win.🥊 #TysonPaul #MikeJake
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 14/11/2024
If you're seeing "Invalid Handle" on your profile, this should resolve on its own — thanks for your patience!! 🦋
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
“Comparison is the thief of joy” It’s a quote I’ve occasionally used whenever I find myself comparing my place in comedy Universe to someone else’s. It helps.🙂
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Tim Osborne Photography 🍁 @timosborne.ca · 12/11/2024
Me watching as all of the new people arrive here at Bluesky... #wildlife #birds
A young Barred Owl sit on top of a narrow tree stump and looks toward the viewer.
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Reel Mensch Studio @reelmensch.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Hiya Lars. You should do one of your Oilers Fans follow on here.
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Lars Callieou @extralars.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
The Comic Strip in West Edmonton Mall is one of my favourite comedy clubs in the whole wide world.🌎❤️
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