Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026the sports team I work for continues to have the saddest season, BUT today we played against one of my fave players on a different team and I got to see *her* score and that was pretty cool lol 040
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I am really just out here trying to convince as many teenage boys as possible to read Paper Towns 150
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026about to put line organization skills on my resume 120
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026just started doing line management at an event I am *attending* because I couldn’t handle how bad everyone was at it lmao how can you possibly tell I work at both a school and in professional sports without me saying that 1100
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026trying to coordinate Batman group costumes for work halloween, and you’d think the issue would be multiple people want to be Batman, but no. it’s that two of us want to be the Riddler 😭 060
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’ve actually considered getting a reptile of some kind in the past, but I wasn’t sure how Milkshake would react. turns out she LOVED just sitting next to his tank and enjoying the heat lamp 050
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I can’t right now, but it might happen in the coming months. I need to see how well the heater in my new apartment holds up in the winter first 130
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026watched my friends’ snake for a couple weeks and now I’m like…what if I got a snake 161
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’m working an outdoor event today, and I got heat exhaustion the last time I did that, so a huge relief lol 020
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I can sit outside and not immediately feel like I’m dying, so it’s fall for real 🥹 150
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026there’s already been enough fights at my school this month; I don’t need to add both the cubs and white sox in the postseason to that 🤦🏻♂️ 040
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026(I’m picking up a copy at B&N on my way home; I’m too impatient to wait for my pre-order to come in the mail) 030
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026this has literally never happened before, but today my library’s order of a new book came in before my personal order, and of course this would happen for @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social’s new book that I absolutely canNOT wait to read I hope it flies off our shelves! 160
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026would love it if even one of my coworkers wasn’t married 050
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026how can you possibly think it’s okay to serve food to a huge group and not have a vegetarian, vegan, OR gluten-free option in the year 2026 😭 170
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026wish I wasn’t so poor right now, because the way I would die to be in the room for this live show 030
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026my unofficial goal for this school year is to cover my desk in as many maximalist crafts as possible 070
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026spent most of work yesterday knitting a pencil holder cover lol 1140
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I don’t even know if I really want to get out of the public sector, but when I see a salary 1.5x mine and fully remote, I can’t say I’m not tempted 040
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the one I’m staring at right now is book-related, but how do I even explain everything I do to someone who doesn’t work in a school or public library 130
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026trying to decide if it’s worth it/I’m qualified in any way to apply for corporate-y jobs 🥲 130
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026L’Shana Tova, all my fellow jewish friends!! trying to hedge my bets this year, so I just ate two whole apples with honey lol 030
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I don’t know if I pass better, my reputation has started proceeding me, or the kids have just become better at reading the situation (I suspect a combination of the three), but we’re a month into the school year and I’ve been misgendered WAY less than last year 🙌 0130
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I loved this one lol didn’t have any idea what the purple category was and then it blew my mind 100
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 09/09/2026please pass a law to halt the construction of all new ai data centers in Illinois and shut down existing ones immediately 060
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026oh let’s fucking go, I hope they asked unhinged things 000
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026everyone saying it’s dead, but it’s still alive and well at my school 🤷🏻♂️ 160
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026lol can confirm there are no squirrels! just a little cat hair and one got slightly damp from us moving it right after it rained 010
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026they’re admittedly very light, so probably not that strong, but they are VERY clean, so a great deal. I’ve definitely seen worse at used furniture stores 010
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026just realized that today is exactly 9 years since I moved to Chicago 🥹 080
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026would love it if we didn’t have a heat advisory in September 060
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I do appreciate that they seem to be prioritizing internal candidates for these positions. it has to be my turn eventually, right? 090
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I found out who got it, and she *is* internal, so the cycle of applying continues lol 180
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I think two snacks is officially a small meal 000
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026it’s okay, I really do think I was under-qualified. now I’m just waiting to see if the person who *did* get it is internal so I can potentially apply for their current position lol 020
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026they in fact *would* schedule a meeting just to tell me I didn’t get it lmao 270
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026like if I didn’t get it, I think they would just tell me. they wouldn’t schedule a meeting. something is happening 130
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I HAVE AN UN-DESCRIBED MEETING WITH THE PRINCIPAL AT 12:15 THIS COULD BE IT 160
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026yes it is the same arm that was sunburnt, I think this arm is cursed 020
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I don’t think I got a single bug bite all summer, but tonight? my arm is COVERED 120
Caleb 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️📚🧶🎲 @extracandy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026every time I post something on fb marketplace, part of my soul dies, but it’s also somehow the only way to get rid of anything 150