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externalviews.bsky.social

@externalviews.bsky.social
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Liberal, humanist

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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Let's be honest, you were in rehab for excessive sexlexia.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Vacuum chamber and formaldehyde
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Frankenstein: It's a Good Brain!
ALT: Frankenstein: It's a Good Brain!
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How about imperial? Nah better stick with metric
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
His new nickname can be "Gargantuan Dumper"
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Can you hear deadpan from a post? I'm pretty sure I just did.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Funny how he thinks California is a city. But yeah, he's a cancerous anal tumor.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My theory is he gets dialysis. Not because of any kidney disease, but to reduce his blood toxicity. That or regular transfusions.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*narrator* The coach, in fact, would not say that.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When you're ready for it to. This is life, the sucky part anyway. Let it happen. Mourn. You both deserve it. A lot of us are mourning with you, even having never met either of you.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You're far too kind for the likes of him.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sorry, sarcasm doesn't translate well and I'm not good with emojis.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's the Internet. Everyone is reasonable.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Anyone else read that in their heads with Gilbert Gottfried's voice?
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh goodness I love labs. Here's a retriever named Lottie that I love. She is also best girl
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ruining the bovine immersion bro! But you're probably right.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He traded them for an extra first name.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm so sorry. What sort of pooch was she, aside from the best girl ever? Dog love is the best love, everyone knows this. And you taught me that grief is love with nowhere to go. Sending hugs and comfort thoughts to you.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You must be so proud
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah I've got 1500. I don't know how, or why. But I'm terrified and confused and I fear posting so no one knows about my existential dread.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That gave me all the smiles.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Saw a meme once that Kid Rock's music is for people who think meth is a food group and I have to agree.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What's this actual podcast so I can set myself on fire if I ever see it?
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is a near constant state of mind for me.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Follow you on other platforms so you can also not post?
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Obviously this isn't the point but I still imagine everything he says in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He can throw ketchup, allegedly.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"You know what..."
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He's supportive because the president is orange.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Likely a lot of negative coverage unfortunately, but maybe that might work in his favor. I hope so anyway.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
So if you have your druthers, what must the Palestinian people do? Incidentally you might want to check with the folks at WCK to get their take on things.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Also getting rid of Schumer and Jeffries.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
It's too little too late. Yeah maybe it'll do a sliver of good, but there's so much damage she's done that even admitting that makes me feel dirty. If she can help while on the way out, great. But emphasis on the way out.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Things he does really give a good warm fuzzies boost. Thanks for sharing.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I wonder if she can just turn off her olfactory senses at will.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
With a healthy heaping of justice.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I liked Maher in religilous and in comedians in cars. But fucking hell he is such a piece of shit. He loves to portray himself as the edgy, on the right side of history guy but he's a colossal douche and a sellout. Wish hbo wouldn't recommend him every time I finish an episode of last week tonight.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I have some sympathy in that she feels left behind, but there's a point when you need to do what's best for the country, not for yourself. This is the type of shit I'd expect to see from Republicans, not her. It's unfortunate, but I hope she can do a good job in the house, despite her feelings.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I forgot how much that upset those idiots. Of course the guy with Nazi tattoos can run the department of defense, no issue with that.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I know he disappointed the prostitutes, but I can't shake the impression that he disappointed the cocaine as well.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Marginal?
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Why? Her brother never read it.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You damn it! Really hard to have any appreciation for You when this shit keeps happening.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I honestly love this. Devin is such a joke this will just embarrass him. Not as much as his leaking, prolapsed anus- but still worth a giggle when he's humiliated.. again.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Honestly the drinking of the prep isn't that awful. It's the not being able to eat anything else for that long that's the real difficulty.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Even without this, Jeffries shouldn't be speaker. He's been useless in his role as minority leader, making him speaker will be as big a mistake as making Schumer lead in the Senate. Both of them have shown repeatedly that they are too weak to lead.
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externalviews.bsky.social @externalviews.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Who is criticizing your government? Plenty of us admire Canada. A disagreement with you doesn't constitute a disagreement with Canada as a whole, you're just being a troll.
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