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a very well-mannered man, trying earnestly to be accepted by people who should know better

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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Laura Loomer has a multiple-car pileup in her brain pan at the DMV.
Laura Loomer on Xitter (10/7/26):

This was just sent to me. 

The photo was taken at a DMV today in New York City. 

Why does the credit card machine at the DMV in Mamdnai’s NYC have the Palestinian flag as the screensaver on October 7th? 

@ZohranKMamdani disgraceful. 

Deliberate and intentional.
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But Neera thinks "all decent people must reject this." 🤣
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Two of the Dems' absolute worst consultants, both terrified of posting here, stroke each other's egos over Piker/AES on Xitter. They deserve each other.
Symone D. Sanders Townsend.15h X
APPARENTLY SO WAS I!

Neera Tanden
@neeratanden. 1d
Oh look. I have been right and AES agrees
with me.
"El-Sayed has quietly made one
concession: He distanced himself from H.."

Neera Tanden
X.com
@neeratanden
I hear you sister!
6:51 PM 10/7/26.11K Views
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hahaha. "I literally defended Abdul on CNN against Scott Jennings." -- Neera Tanden on Xitter
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The only thing Neera Tanden has ever jumped into from the top rope is large piles of consulting cash that she didn't deserve.

coast3r
@c0ast3r.endrun.io
Ha! Neera Tanden from the top rope.

Neera Tanden
@neeratanden
Oh look. I have been right and AES agrees with me.
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"El-Sayed has quietly made one concession: He distanced himself from Hasan Piker after campaigning through the end of the primary with the streamer, who's said that Jews who keep supporting Israel should worry about their safety and that America is "pound for pound" worse than Al- Qaeda. El-Sayed recently called Piker and warned his rhetoric was costing El-Sayed votes, asking him to stop
Bill Scher @billscher · 4h
"El-Sayed recently called Piker and warned his rhetoric was costing El-Sayed votes, asking him to stop"
cnn.com/2026/10/07/pol...
7:57 AM Oct 7, 2026 20.3K Views
11:39 AM.

Neera Tanden
@neeratanden. 3h
I hope @TVietor08 and @EmmaVigeland discuss it
on their next podcast together.
Just wish this was out yesterday.
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm here live. I'm not a cat.
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like the NYT critics' list of best 21st century TV shows, the readers missed it, too ... where in the fuck is "Baskets"?!? www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
Louie Anderson as Christine Baskets
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yuck. Finally got my first text from Carville. I'm all for Peltola, but get the fuck outta my texts, you sputtering dried-up piece of gator peen. Stop.
James Carville text:

“Selfless move from Mary Peltola” - Carville

James Carville here, urgently asking you to support Mary Peltola’s campaign before her FEC deadline on September 30th. 

I’ve spent nearly 50 years electing Democrats and winning tough elections across the country, so please take my word for it:

We gotta get serious about Alaska’s U.S. Senate race. 

Alaska is Democrats’ VERY BEST CHANCE to take back the Senate majority, and Mary needs YOUR help to show everyone she can WIN by this FEC deadline.

It was a selfless move from Mary Peltola to jump into a tough race like this! But she did it because she understands how high the stakes are for all of us. 

Now I’m hoping you do too… 

Please use this link to make a contribution to Mary’s campaign before her FEC deadline:

https://secure.actblue.com/donate/mp-ads-mobile26?refcode=mp-ads-518-v4-l2nat-260929-supporters-mary-needs

Any amount you can spare makes a difference before this deadline. Thank you for your support.
(Stop to stop)
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@mapquest.com, as usual, for the win. Their satellite view of the White House shows the beginning of the East Wing demolition and labels it with the Underground Donut Tour. BIG bonus points for labeling the White House as "The People's House" in searches!
Current Mapquest satellite view of the White House, showing the beginning of the destruction of the East Wing. And who wants to go on an Underground Donut Tour???A search for "the white house" returns a result for "The People's House" on Mapquest.
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Apple, you, too…
Current Apple Maps satellite view of the White House with the East Wing still intact.
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey Google Maps, when you're done renaming bodies of water for our buffoonish slumlord, how about a new satellite scan of Washington DC? Last one was in 2024. Start with the White House.
Google Maps satellite view of the White House from 2024 with the East Wing still intact.
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wife just asked: "If you were friends with Katty Kay, would you call her Cattywampus?"
Katty Kay saying something
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Blowfly
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trump's fetid hand
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pussy
Politiburb “I don't like politicians who have been endorsed by Donald Trump."Politburb -- User Blocking You
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
AES is groovy as fuck
H.R. Pufnstuf
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Charlie Kirk Was Practising Poltics the Right Way by Ezra Klien
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Statue of Saddam Hussein being toppled.
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
jamelle
@jamellebouie.net
it will never not be funny to me that a guy who is constantly popping off about shit he knows nothing about wrote a book called "the death of expertise."
12:21 PM · Sep 19, 2024
45 reposts 2 quotes 394 likes
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Best YouTube still promo ever: badass Aubrey Plaza manspreading between Morgan Freeman and Matt Damon
"10 Minutes of Aubrey Plaza Making Everyone Uncomfortable" with a still of Plaza sitting with legs spread wide open while between Morgan Freeman and Matt Damon
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This is Rob Schneider (yes, *that* Rob Schneider) proving that, once again, getting into body building as a comedian (see: Chappelle, Piscopo, etc.) is a sure sign that your career is permanently fucked.
A pumped-up and ridiculous looking Rob Schneider telling someone he'll beat them up if they don't laugh at his deadass copier guy bit.
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Watching MS NOW & if you want to know what’s wrong with the Democratic Party, look no farther than Adrienne Elrod. Guarantee she was one of the Harris advisors who told Walz to “cool it with the ‘weird’ stuff.” Currently excited about AOC “tacking to the center” like Elizabeth Warren. Nice glasses.
Adrienne Elrod channeling her best Liz Cheney
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Definitely not getting enough hot takes about Arday and Mangione on here.
Charles Grodin being Grodin
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My sole vote for Bluesky best reaction comment ever: "I was like lmao why is he sitting down while doing this"
mike taddow
@miketaddow.bsky.social
no hyperbole, this the hardest i've ever seen greg abbott work since 2015. [Video of Greg Abbott chopping brisket].
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Can someone point me to an instance where this ever happened? They never leave. This rancid slag heap of nonsense never left NYC after Mamdani won, as promised.
John Catsimatidis trying to suck hot lard out of a microphone
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Deeply honored to be recognized by this useless asshole
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Anyone seen Jeremy Strong?" "Yeah, he was heading down to the beach with a bunch of paste on his face. He was mumbling about veracity."
Mark Zuckerberg in white face on the beach
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I'm sure someone will post something soon where these will work...
Mulder from The X-Files: “I tore this off my New York Knicks T-shirt."Mulder from The X-Files: "it has nothing to do with the crime."
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Officially triggered...
altie-a-alterson on Bluesky: Guy Fieri actually seems kind of fun and I don't understand the level of vitriol against him.
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
American Movie
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
"Senator Mitch McConnell is still dead."
Chevy Chase on Weekend Update (Saturday Night Live)
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Fun!
Senator Rand Paul as a tribble
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
How are historians ever going to explain dimwitted Republicans' love for AI slop?
Senator Rand Paul on Xitter: What Anthony Fauci looked like every night when he wrote about how great he is in his diary.
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The lens this dope views the world through is highly distorted: "Now I'm the President of the United States, right? I'd say to Stephen Chueng, is Stephen here someplace? Where's Stephen? He's one of the toughest human beings I've ever met. Don't ever wrestle, Stephen. You'll be in big trouble."
Stephen Cheung contemplating wrestling an all-you-can-eat lunch buffet to the ground
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
How it started. How it's going. The Jared Polis Edition:
Jared Polis @jaredpolis
X.com
Welcome to the Democratic Party! The broad tent majority party of freedom, the rule of law, limited government, and protecting all of our constitutional rights!
Bill Kristol
@BillKristol. 5/15/26
I'm pro-freedom, pro-law and order, pro-limited government, and pro-the Declaration and the Constitution.
And so today I'm a Democrat.
1:25 AM. 5/16/26 506K ViewsJared Polis
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@jaredpolis 7/15/26
X
I'm not scared of anyone. I just care deeply about our state and don't want the socialists to destroy it. In a Colorado for all we don't think less of anyone because of their net worth. Whether you have no money or are millionaire, we love you in Colorado and want you thrive.
"Thanks to socialism, the average Zimbabwean became a trillionaire."
YARA @YZokaie. 7/14/26
Jared Polis is one of the wealthiest individuals in Colorado, so it's no surprise that he is scared of Democratic Socialists who want to make him pay his fair share.
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
New Orleans 2027 "The Skynet is the Limit!"
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Welp, today has been conquered
Wordle screen: You're in the top 39%
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
If you were wondering, like me, if "Washington Reporter" is a reliable source, here's a Xeet from about a year ago from their EIC...
Matthew Foldi on Xitter (6/18/25): Some personal news…I am back in the greatest country on earth! After an Israel trip that’s one for the history books, I was briefly a refugee in Jordan, flew on my first private jet (breaking multiple no fly zones) to get to Greece, and made it home to America! Thanks to everyone for their check ins and for their prayers — now let’s hope the good guys wipe the camel fucking savages running Iran off the map 💣
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
When a tabloid once asked Mr. Graham who would serve as his first lady should he win the presidency, he joked — or maybe half-joked — that his sister could fill the role.
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
There's a Muppet voice struggling to come out of there somewhere
Mitch Muppet McConnell
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
❤️
Haaland hugging Bellingham in Norway vs England match
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Can't wait to see what his "Bridge Guy" looks like when this thing inevitably starts falling apart.
Donald Trump on Truthy Social: I was able to cut a MUCH BETTER DEAL for America, and by so doing, will be allowing the new and spectacular Gordie Howe International Bridge, spanning Detroit and Windsor, Ontario, to open on July 27th, as scheduled. The original deal made was unacceptable to me! The new deal is great, and fair. Thank you and congratulations to the Canadian Government. May we both have many years of success with this wonderful new development!!! President DONALD J. TRUMP
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Had a feeling this was gonna get me blocked...
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Mitch McConnell webcam hasn't changed for hours
A turtle on its back
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The quotes made my morning. Norwegian grouch is really curbing his enthusiasm.
first of all, I just find it really stupid. That’s the thing I thought when they came up with it, that it was stupid and annoying, and want to do itit copies a lot of what Iceland we’re doing, and it’s respectfully wrong; they didn’t row, they sailed over the Atlanticthey can win whatever they want,I will not row
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
High School French Teacher Scores Ticket!
A very excited French fan at the World Cup match versus Morocco
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Explosion Robinson @explosionrobinson.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The guy remaking DC in his image has made the entrance to the West Wing look like where you pick up takeout shrimp scampi at "the only nice restaurant in town."
Trump posts a pic on Truthy Social: "The newly revamped West Wing of the White House, including signage and renovated walls, maple trees, and plantings! President DONALD J. TRUMP"
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